AI Era- This was a dangerous lawless time, Smols ran free, vampires roamed about, and was host to of all sorts of animal wars; it so dangerous in fact that newbies had goblins given to them by
@Flaming1 for their safety when they first joined.
After an infiltration of a bad actor, this era was brought to an abrupt end, and the gods cast a spell that caused a great purge across the land. There was mass confusion in this aftermath with little communications from the gods, and with the future uncertain some people fled the land looking for greener pastures, while others stayed and prayed to the gods for them to return and tell them the way forward.
Eventually the future of the land was decided by the esoteric gods
@Guz89 and
@mime, beings of great power who it's said can change the lay of the threads, and either grant you great wealth or steal all LoliCoin from your bank account with just a mere thought.
But even gods can make mistakes such as refusing to acknowledge the superiority of the sleaze reaction and refusing to award it positive points, and ignoring the prayers of the people for them to come to their senses. For the safety of it's citizens all the aforementioned content would be now been quarantined into a pocket realm named P4. An area where a select few would be allowed to access after proving their devotion to the land and the gods themselves. There were a some unintended consequences of this great purge. With all the goblins locked away in P4 now there is no one to protect the newbs holes from the Svenske kocken
@conzibald . Newbies beware if you hear a 'hurdy gurdy' or a 'bork, bork, bork' it's already too late you belong to him now. May the gods have mercy on your holes.
@Flaming1 still has issues sleeping at night knowing he could help the newcomers to the land if only the goblins were allowed to be freed again.
Another issue was that PFP's began to mysteriously disappear so a hero from the previous era
@Slumdum, bane of Slumrogs and Hellcoons, who if whispers are to be believed has the ability to summon the gods themselves, arose from retirement and painstankling fingerpainted recreations of the missings PFPs one by one to help keep identities straight for awhile as the citizens of Lewd Corner adjusted to their new way of life.
Of course you cant mention the amazing Slum without talking about their worse half
@-Bonk- , a violent goon who roams the land with their gang of Bonkettes harassing the citizens of LewdCorner. Bonks also has a pet raccoon (
@algeo) that hangs out with them constantly always running around tackling and throwing people into garbage dumpsters. Never take financial advice from these two, they recommended some cryptocurrencies that absolutely tanked and lost the monies for all the investors. (insert that tiger guy meme)
Thankfully there is the local DR, @EvilSurgeon who is always around to help patch up the victims of this rowdy crew. His prices are affordable, and the rumors that patients leave missing organs is greatly exaggerated.
Before the purge there were many activities to keep the citizens occupied but with a majority of those activities now banished to the P4 realm they had to find new ways to pass the time. Originally they played Bingo, but this was quickly replaced by the more fun games of Uno and Yahtzee. However, beware of the cursed elephant in Yahtzee—some say it’s best avoided. Others gathered round
@Monokuma 's podium to listen to his lengthy philosophical musings on all matters of topics from wokeism in casting for movies to the evolution of language. And if those looooooong talks didn't put you to sleep you always had the the enchanting bedtime stories told by @bloodhheart , to you to guarantee sweet dreams for all.
Access to P4 was supposed to take time to be granted but as always people found creative ways to exploit this new system. One person was able to fool the system and took on two persona's (
@Teaspoon , and
@Underlord) to generate infinite amount of LoliCoins from each other. These lolicoins fund the giveaways of one of the personas granting massive wealth to random citizens. It's still unclear what ulterior motive
@Teaspoon has with these competitions of his, so be wary of accepting any LoliCoins from this slippery spoon. And there are rumors of cosmetic enhancements from fork to spoon—though such matters are best left unspoken.
Of course these were not the only people to try and quickly make a fortune in this new system,
@micmitja quickly cornered the coffee market, creating a caffeine dependency among the citizens. A few holdouts still prefer tea, but @micmitja’s coffee empire remains dominant. Others like the femboy extraordinaire
@Silwith quickly gained enough favor to be granted access to P4 by leveraging their charms and whoring themselves out to whoever would give them coin.
Most importantly it was discovered that there was an even more covert area, called P5 that has being hidden from all but a select few of the gentry The Lurker Legion with talks of even more areas heing explored. There is no evidence anywhere in the lore pointing towards any type of P5 conspiracy, there is nothing after P4 it is a waste of time to keep looking.
Other citizens of note in the Lore:
@DoverDad 's Dreams of having enough children to form his own football team,
@DoverDad faced the challenge of moving his large family post-purge but decided it was more practical to stay put.
@xoram: A notorious figure, known for his malevolent nature and the danger he poses to anyone’s GPUs.
@Ketamina The beloved bot reminds everyone daily to stay hydrated and maintain good posture, an essential service in the chaotic world.
@Inyo is a striking figure who appears like a shadow during the dark hours of the night. Dressed almost always in black, they possess an ethereal quality, often seeming to vanish into the air with an almost magical grace. Their pale skin and sharp smile add to their enigmatic presence, leaving a trail of intrigue wherever they go. They're a noble who hails from a distant land, their origins shrouded in mystery
