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[-Bonk-]

Good morning! How is everyone? @conzibald I was told to show this Bonk Coin to you. I was told to flip it and see which side it came up. It landed on its edge and stayed there....what does that mean?

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P.S. Its super sticky....and smells like bacon, cheese, strawberries, and semen. Is that normal?

No no no..... you were to flip it to decide your fate. Heads = death , tails = hump. I'm sure @conzibald can illustrate your choices. Good luck and holespeed my friend

 

[rednewtapple]

No no no..... you were to flip it to decide your fate. Heads = death , tails = hump. I'm sure @conzibald can illustrate your choices. Good luck and holespeed my friend

I did flip it! It just landed on its side. Does that mean I GET HUMPED TO DEATH!?!?! NOOOOOOO Bonki protect me pleasseeeee!!!

 

[-Bonk-]

I did flip it! It just landed on its side. Does that mean I GET HUMPED TO DEATH!?!?! NOOOOOOO Bonki protect me pleasseeeee!!!

I am mobile and powerless, just lay low for awhile. Oh,.....a little secret, if you choose death you're still getting humped

 

[piratey1]

Man, Mondays are the absolute worst

 

[TheDude14]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: WLMS

This is ten percent luck
Twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure
Fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Spoiler: M0RPH10U5

That's the neat part, none of us do...

Spoiler: anon

No it doesn't...
Thirdly, Praise the Slum!

The Slumrog has been driven bag once again, but this time the Hellcoon was with him...
I don't know for how much longer we can keep them at bay...
Keep praying faithful ones!
Praise the Slum.
And may the Sleaze be with you.

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Spoiler: TheDude

Oh don't worry TD, you're not the only one.
My posts can be quite hard to make out....

Spoiler: jsmith

How was it compared to the other Alien movies?

Spoiler: scdev

No one does that to my little raccoon friend!
PREPARE YOURSELF SCDEV!
YOU BETTER START RUNNING!

Spoiler: Other SD

Nope, you haven't, unless you of course found a way into my head, there is quite a lot of space in there...
Made it for that post, and now I have an "evil Slum petting naked cat" image...

Spoiler: Mods summoning

Oh mighty mods above, show us the light and the way to salvation in the thread.
Reach you hand and words down to touch each and everyone of us.

@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime

Summoning is complete!

Good morning Slum and the rest of the Lurker fam.



Yours aren't too bad Slum. I actually enjoy yours especially the mod summoning and figuring out what your saying in some of them. It can be a great word puzzle to start the day. But this person just 3 posts about I haven't got a clue. Then later another post that sounded like preaching and changing themselves and us going on the journey. I read those and was just like wtf is this person talking about.

 

[kapkatin]

 

[TheDude14]

I am mobile and powerless, just lay low for awhile. Oh,.....a little secret, if you choose death you're still getting humped

Morning Bonk. Hopefully things are well with you. My day is starting off like crap. Internet is down and of course there is no one here with keys to try and reset it. Everyone here is just sitting around doing nothing. I can tell it's going to be a great day. Hopefully it won't come to this

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[-Bonk-]

Morning Bonk. Hopefully things are well with you. My day is starting off like crap. Internet is down and of course there is no one here with keys to try and reset it. Everyone here is just sitting around doing nothing. I can tell it's going to be a great day. Hopefully it won't come to this

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Hey brother, sorry to hear you're having a ummm.......Monday
I'm so exhausted and the clock seems to be at a standstill. Mentally the Bonky brain is in overdrive and came up with another idea that will keep me ( and hopefully a few others ) real busy in the ai kitchen

 

[thenumber34567]

Don't have to tell me twice my way to beat it now.

 

[TheDude14]

Hey brother, sorry to hear you're having a ummm.......Monday
I'm so exhausted and the clock seems to be at a standstill. Mentally the Bonky brain is in overdrive and came up with another idea that will keep me ( and hopefully a few others ) real busy in the ai kitchen

Oh yeah definitely a Monday. Oh nice. Care to share or keeping it behind closed doors for now?

 

[bravoswild]

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[-Bonk-]

Oh yeah definitely a Monday. Oh nice. Care to share or keeping it behind closed doors for now?

Definitely behind closed doors but only because I want it to be a surprise.

 

[Slumdum]

Yeah, I’m here.

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Good morning Slum and the rest of the Lurker fam.



Yours aren't too bad Slum. I actually enjoy yours especially the mod summoning and figuring out what your saying in some of them. It can be a great word puzzle to start the day. But this person just 3 posts about I haven't got a clue. Then later another post that sounded like preaching and changing themselves and us going on the journey. I read those and was just like wtf is this person talking about.

"aren't too bad"
I know, I'm a bad boy!
Also good morning to you TD!

Hey brother, sorry to hear you're having a ummm.......Monday
I'm so exhausted and the clock seems to be at a standstill. Mentally the Bonky brain is in overdrive and came up with another idea that will keep me ( and hopefully a few others ) real busy in the ai kitchen

Boonkii!

 

[-Bonk-]

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"aren't too bad"
I know, I'm a bad boy!
Also good morning to you TD!


Boonkii!

Hi Slumbabes, hope you're having a better day than most of us are apparently having. Hope to join you for some ass grabbery soon. Slumthing has to perk me up today

 

[jsmith666]

Hi Slumbabes, hope you're having a better day than most of us are apparently having. Hope to join you for some ass grabbery soon. Slumthing has to perk me up today

Hello Bonk! Today started out rough for me but it's leveling out. Good to see you, and I hope your day gets better!

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[-Bonk-]

Hello Bonk! Today started out rough for me but it's leveling out. Good to see you, and I hope your day gets better!

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I'm sure it will brother. About 3 hours before I sneak outta here and join my favorite fantastic fuckos. Maybe even call on JJ Jitterbug to drop some metallic beats for a Lurker house dance party

 

[kikomascado]

I swear I've seen restaurants in the US offer mashed potatoes on hot dogs, although I couldn't tell you where. I had a "sushi" that was a sushi roll with cooked steak instead of fish, and I really like Philadelphia rolls which are salmon and cream cheese.

We do have Philadelphia sushi, but in fact most of them have cream cheese.
Here it's very common to have "all you can eat" restaurants. We do have traditional sushis, but in those places they're usually made to please brazilian taste (I like both types), and since cream cheese is liked by most and yet you kinda get tired of eating it, some restaurants kinda overdo it. Hahaha

Um, I can't even recall IF I've ever had mashed potatoes WITH a hot dog as a side? I mean I guess you could- I'm still like a 4 year old smush Chili Cheese Fritos into a sandwich, so I guess it's not THAT weird, considerably... (Coincidentally, I am making chili dogs for dinner with piles of monterey jack cheese and creole seasoning.)

Okay, walk me through this "sushi"- is there any nori (seaweed)* in this recipe or do you just stuff cheese and salmon into mashed potatoes? Is there anything holding it together? Like a tortilla or something?

*Q:Why did the beach blush?
A:Because the seaweed.

It's not on the side, the mashed potatoes are on the top of the hot dog.

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Here, the traditional hot dog is the bread, the mayo spread onto the bread, the hot dog sauce (tomato sauce with sausages) and shoestring potato fries on top. Condiments are optional, but not as established as the US ones.

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In some places you have the mashed potatoes instead of the shoestring potato fries, and in some others you have both of them.

You can also find hot dogs with lots and lots of different fillings/toppings, the creativity is endless. Hahaha

The "sushi" don't have nori nor rice, what "holds" it in place is the cheese.
It is melted, but not too much, kinda goey but still acting like a "skin".

I didn't get the joke.

Seeing these bottle like this reminded me of something I found on my HD the other day...
(I'm sure the perverts will get it.)

In a unrelated note, do you like any Shoujo anime? Hahaha

Who controls the past and all that yes. If you ask ChatGPT about the Trump assassination attempt it will be very adamant that such a thing never happened.

Isn't ChatGPT data just until 2021 or something?

My biggest regret is not becoming a sperm donor while in uni. A whole litter of little me's I never have to bother with. Perfection!
grandfather.

I wouldn't want to disperse my DNA too much. My genetic's very shitty...

 

[anon670-1]

Hi everyone!

When you login and see you made Slum's morning wall.

.....only to find out it's cause you're being admonished for forgetting to praise Slum

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Spoiler: anon

No it doesn't...
Thirdly, Praise the Slum!

The Slumrog has been driven bag once again, but this time the Hellcoon was with him...
I don't know for how much longer we can keep them at bay...
Keep praying faithful ones!
Praise the Slum.
And may the Sleaze be with you.

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Thank you great Slum for continuing to defend the dwellers of Lewd Corner against these Hellish Beasts.

Praise be to the Slum
May the Sleaze be with you

I must admit, during the movie I turned to my wife and said "Horror movies would be so much shorter if the people weren't fucking idiots." Still, like I said, I loved the feel of it. And to be fair, the crew in the first movie was pretty fucking stupid too, so even that was faithful to the original.

I took a bit of writing classes early on. Wasn't too good at it, but some stuff stuck. One of them was conventions:

In a heroic journey, if the hero says no to adventure, the story is over.
In a suspense, if the protagonist lets the cops/feds do their job, the story is over.
In a horror, if the protagonist doesn't do unwise stuff, they escape early and the story is unsatisfying.

And that's pretty much when I said "fuck it!" to stories, stopped reading and only watched TV / Movies for the visual spectacle.
That and I started putting most of my free time into gaming.

Yes without

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stories, would be much shorter and far less entertaining. Doesn't stop it from being frustrating sometimes still

Wait? Do you have to order it on-line? I've checked 3 different places where I live AND one of them is ONLY a beer store and they still can't get it...
I know you can order wines and liquor on-line (even absinthe), but I don't know about beer...

So it depends on what state if they deliver beer. . They don't to mine. And the stores by me don't have it. But the one by my family does so I ordered some to there place and will try when I go and visit them.

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See if they have it near you!

I would love to join, but I'm 12 hours in the past.

Oh shit, their UI is utter hot garbage. You're right there.
The only good thing was I used to play "JackBox"(?) games on there with some people from an app game. Those were interesting. Too bad they don't have something like that implemented here...

I feel your pain there

Jackbox games are super fun, although I don't know if it would have the same appeal online, just because when I've played with people most of the fun came from peoples irl reactions to the absolute batshit responses to the prompts

Then another post that sounded like preaching I read those and was just like wtf is this person talking about.

Hey those are quality shitposts outreach messages on behalf of the Cult Religion of Slum and the Sleaziest Sect!
We are just trying to enlighten the denizens of Lewd Corner to save their eternal souls from the Slumrog and the Hellcoon.

 

[Lechrs]

I realize I haven't said good morning/night in awhile...
Because I've just been awake for three days straight practically!

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[Underlord]

Hi everyone!

When you login and see you made Slum's morning wall.

.....only to find out it's cause you're being admonished for forgetting to praise Slum

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Thank you great Slum for continuing to defend the dwellers of Lewd Corner against these Hellish Beasts.

Praise be to the Slum
May the Sleaze be with you



Yes without

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stories, would be much shorter and far less entertaining. Doesn't stop it from being frustrating sometimes still



So it depends on what state if they deliver beer. . They don't to mine. And the stores by me don't have it. But the one by my family does so I ordered some to there place and will try when I go and visit them.

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See if they have it near you!

I feel your pain there

Jackbox games are super fun, although I don't know if it would have the same appeal online, just because when I've played with people most of the fun came from peoples irl reactions to the absolute batshit responses to the prompts

Hey those are quality shitposts outreach messages on behalf of the Cult Religion of Slum and the Sleaziest Sect. We are just trying to enlighten the denizens of Lewd Corner to save their eternal souls from the Slumrog and the Hellcoon.

You need to escalate to deescalate make gifs to fight...

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