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[-Bonk-]

I'm probably going to get yelled at for revealing secrets again, but only 1 of those was he born with.

The other two were, let's say, "donated"...

Oh brother Mime, i almost threw up again. The story of Doc's balls was
killing me. when i saw that last gif after he revealed he had 3.....omg i
could barely keep it together. Good news brother is you still have the
honor of vomit inducing comedy on the Bonky

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[HuevosAzules]

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Great now! Hey @-Bonk- , get in here!

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[Saturnus]

Only 16,000 plus ₵0!N$ to go (at the current discount)!
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I miss seeing new people get a goblin to help them. Many goblins are still without a home please help and adopt a goblin today. https://lewdcorner.com/threads/goblin-thread.10072/

I can see that thread now! It is GLORIOUS!
I you're worried about too0 much spying. (I AM) You can use TinyWall. It is a free firewall for Windows.
It blocks everything as soon as you install it. You have to create rules for each program (or you can create for processes).

cake for you as well

This is a celebratory cake.

FUCK YEAH CAKE

I have a box somewhere with the "lap top graveyard" or just older machines that were replaced- I really should get all the crap off of them and give them a proper burial...

I'm an old laptop hoarder, too. I have 6-7 right now. A couple work, but are so crappy it's not even worth turning them on.
I don't know what to do with them!

I think "somebody" said that you can turn all that crap off, BUT it probably re-initializes after a reboot or update...
I've edited Registry keys to get rid of updates and it works for a while, but if you reboot I think the registry must have a "restore point" or "recovery feature"- because it comes right back each time... That's probably embedded deep within the code. Batstards.

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has a program that will turn off updates. Permanently for all or everything but security updates for two years.

Oh really well I counter with

Sack tap is the WORST

Well....

Looking that forward to "No Nut November"?
Isn't that considered blaspheme on this site?

I view it as a challenge. I nutted at least 2X per day last November.

"God-den-freude". She laughed her ass off AS they failed.

It's like throwing a baby in a pool to teach it to swim. Except with no floaties, and the baby's parent walks away when they fail.

It's far easier now to backread than it was before. We were averaging about 60 pages a day, and we're now around 40 pages a day.

I can't just read, I have to respond!

Easy, you build it up to brag on this page. https://lewdcorner.com/members/?key=highest_reaction_score

Places #1 and #3 are helping persuade me.

 

[PsychicJohn]

congrats, have a cake

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Thank you, imma blow the candle


Edit: out

 

[Safetydummy]

That would be 75 MH (murderhobo) points. His age at death.
PLUS... 11 bonus MH points (because it was in 2011) for a Hobo with a Shotgun reference.
Total points = 86 MH.

Plus congratulations for being a person of culture. (there's no bow as in /bowing emoticon that I could find... so this is all I got...)

Holy Shit! I didn't know Rutger Hauer died. WTF Where have I been?

I did put my number on the do not call list all those years ago, but I've had the same phone number for 25 years now, so it's unavoidable.

I think it expires after a certain time- see if you can re-add your number to the registry. Worth a shot. Worse case scenario- it says your number is already registered.

You're very lucky. There are single days that I get 10+ spam calls.
Here in Brazil we do have a no call list, but companies don't care about it and the authorities don't do shit.
You just have to suck it up.

Well, you could always have a whistle or air-horn with you at home- and when they call... y'know?

I don't believe he was the first to write high fantasy or to world build. The Worm Ouroboros predated him by a good amount. But I don't thank anyone took it to that extent. And it's still hard to come close. I feel like authors like Terry Brooks, Martin, Jordan all try and have created great things, but Tolkien's still up there. We never had Orcs before him and I feel like that's a D&D staple to be sure.

But even more than that, the stories and songs and poems about older heroes that they sing in the LOTR actual refer back to an actual, mostly coherent history that he created. Also, when he had characters speak in another language, they weren't just made up words or phrases, he actually created real languages for his characters to use. Doesn't mean that we have to enjoy his style if we like fantasy any more than we have to enjoy the Godfather if we like mob movies, but he was really one of the greats for fantasy. Like Heinlein for science fiction.

So, essentially, Tolkien was going to make us nerds- if we had the predisposition?
So Goblins, Faeries, Orcs, Elves, Wizards, Dragons, Trolls, and Dwarves are just repainted as Super-Heroes? (Ent = Groot)
We never stood a chance...

"Luke-do and Sam Solo made their way into Mor-De-ath-St'ar to drop the proton torpedoes into the fires of Mt. Ex'haust p'ort to destroy the evil of Da'rth Sauron, once and for all?"

Good morning every one !

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Aaaand Conzi has achieved his first chubby of the day.

hey blood, i dont think thats how dentistry works, as conzi pointed out.... our there were some clues you were pointing with your art...
perhaps you have teeth in your ass? idk man, are you a human being or being human?
jk love u bro


i am actually <insert some famous vtuber name> in disguise!
nah bro im just tired of listening to mainstream, not to say i dont listen at all, but less


yeah, also remind them not to do it the other way
am i atleast being noticed by you now?

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ofc its @TheDude13 right?
no? where are dudes 1-13?? wtf?



anything the devs charge, the payment gateway charges a percent
but apple being apple puts 30% more on top
i guess this is one of the reasons spotify and epic games pulled out
you can still see spotify redirecting you to their page in safari for payments, not through the app

King	Politician
Will order an execution	Can be executed
Lineage is mostly incest, family tree is probably a circle	Interracial? maybe idk
Has a harem Has concubines Has slaves	"Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack" ~rap god by eminem
sets his kingdoms rules	passes bills to the office
doesnt need to know what a computer is	cant live without a computer

this has nothing to do with the conversation u had with @Underlord about @conzibald being a king
i just felt bored and made a table here

Yay! You brought the "Hood-ed" you back!

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[-Bonk-]

Given the horrific history of human medical practices.. Specifically between Japan and the US, how many functional testicles do you think one person can have before running becomes just impossible?

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Exactly what i was pondering while at work today. I believe
the correct answer is

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[PsychicJohn]

Sure, I've got some salty for you. Just close your eyes, open up your mouth and count to ten.

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Damn, best pistachios I've ever tasted

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Oh brother Mime, i almost threw up again. The story of Doc's balls was
killing me. when i saw that last gif after he revealed he had 3.....omg i
could barely keep it together. Good news brother is you still have the
honor of vomit inducing comedy on the Bonky

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I can't take credit for the 3 balls.. I got it from Dr. Evil.

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[PsychicJohn]

Different "strokes" for different folks, I reckon.
I thought it was a decent game- the Fantasy lols like this hasn't been done in a LOT of the games that I've played. I'll give the dev props for that- when you consider the extra time that had to go into some of those renders. Credit where credit is due.

Oh definitely. I didn't mean to downplay the effort ppl go through to make these renders and then make a whole VN out of them.

 

[barbarella2021]

Given the horrific history of human medical practices.. Specifically between Japan and the US, how many functional testicles do you think one person can have before running becomes just impossible?

I hate to interject, but my understanding is that at a certain level of testicular functionality, running is actually no longer necessary. I have the footage.

 

[micmitja]

Thats really nice collection. sounds like you like lot of manga. I used to have lot of loli manga, and yes, it is limited, but actually some was Hentai also and not really hue lot of sex scenes. Mostly a story with couple of loli who will explore each other bodies. That was some year ago and i used to like it because it was cute. These days I don't even think they make loli manga/hentai. It is just considered something no one will make because of the recent changes, so they wend adult only, which is also sometime fun. I am fine with adult and youthful manga/hentai but not the extreme stuff. That is not what I will watch or read. I mean when I used to. Like I say, now its all adult drawings but some story are not really that good s I did get bored those days of it all.

got way more than that, tho as i said those were worth the mention. not all are good or interesting, lots of copies those days.
you can still probably find it and best place for originals still this one

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(for uncensored/censored anime and manga) for you more usable since you don't really need translations.
otherwise that's how i rate all adult stuff, if it keeps me invested its good, specially when am tired and it keeps me up, but if it puts me to sleep then is shit . that's 1s step.

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Finally able to check in again.
How is every one doing?

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just brought me tea mix and now is waiting game to tire my self up

 

[HuevosAzules]

got way more than that, tho as i said those were worth the mention. not all are good or interesting, lots of copies those days.
you can still probably find it and best place for originals still this one

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(for uncensored/censored anime and manga) for you more usable since you don't really need translations.
otherwise that's how i rate all adult stuff, if it keeps me invested its good, specially when am tired and it keeps me up, but if it puts me to sleep then is shit . that's 1s step.

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just brought me tea mix and now is waiting game to tire my self up

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Hey @micmitja
Work has been extremely tiring and time consuming these last few days.
Haven't been able to keep up in here...
I really do miss your morning coffee and afternoon beer
Think I'm gonna have one of those beers now then hit the sack.

 

[micmitja]

Hey @micmitja
Work has been extremely tiring and time consuming these last few days.
Haven't been able to keep up in here...
I really do miss your morning coffee and afternoon beer
Think I'm gonna have one of those beers now then hit the sack.

its all good, work is work, cant do much about it, all you can is search for those short times that you can relax as much as you can. and there is always weekend . unless you got to work then too.
myself wont be long also am jawing for a while now, but for now can still keep myself bit busy so can avoid chair nap

 

[-Bonk-]

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Finally able to check in again.
How is every one doing?

Sorry i didn't get this out sooner brother

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I was laughing so fuckin hard at Doc's balls i had to go sit outside

 

[Saturnus]

flaming1 is a very cool and nice guy. I didn't call him elf guy, but I seen elfs on the P4 threads, so, I feel there is maybe someone who love elfs, but maybe many people do.

@Flaming1 and those people who love elves sound like good and decent people

I dont think anyone here seems to be bad.

Well, there are some dirty pirate fucks here who are mean to elves.

Given the horrific history of human medical practices.. Specifically between Japan and the US, how many functional testicles do you think one person can have before running becomes just impossible?

Two really big testes that hang low and swing to and fro.
See: Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

I think it expires after a certain time- see if you can re-add your number to the registry. Worth a shot. Worse case scenario- it says your number is already registered.

I may just do that, but it won't stop the texts.
I'm telling you, Verizon did it.

Well, you could always have a whistle or air-horn with you at home- and when they call... y'know?

Some of the spam calls are robot driven programs that listen for someone answering to play a recording or further sell you number.
Know good numbers are more valuable than numbers that don't answer.

Yep, it takes a damn long time to catch up on that backreading sometimes.

It gets worse if you're like me. I'd always be making custom gifs for my replies, so I'd be on the same page for 10+ minutes just working on replies.

Spoiler: You need more screens, that way you can find gifs, make gifs, backread and watch femboy porn at the same time

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Damn, best pistachios I've ever tasted

Joke's on you, those were old pistachios!

 

[vondoom36]

Wow, haven't been around the forum for a while and just now I noticed that this is a new thread.

Hope it doesn't get nuked again.

 

[HuevosAzules]

Sorry i didn't get this out sooner brother

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I was laughing so fuckin hard at Doc's balls i had to go sit outside

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Just opened up a beer and was going to enjoy a little back reading...
Don't fondle those balls too much, might turn blue

 

[TheDude14]

Another of my favorite movies. Good reference.


Yep, it takes a damn long time to catch up on that backreading sometimes.

It gets worse if you're like me. I'd always be making custom gifs for my replies, so I'd be on the same page for 10+ minutes just working on replies.


Sorry about the vomiting, but that's what I'm here for!

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I make gifs, run awards and contests, moderate the site, and try to make my people laugh.

I'm trying to make my own gifs. Problem is I don't own a computer and trying to do it on my phone is a bitch. I did make one today at work. It's not pretty but it's a start

 

[micmitja]

Wow, haven't been around the forum for a while and just now I noticed that this is a new thread.

Hope it doesn't get nuked again.

should be fine, just no posting any kind of ai here and no porn of any kind. rest is fine. old one is still around just locked behind p4.

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[-Bonk-]

Wow, haven't been around the forum for a while and just now I noticed that this is a new thread.

Hope it doesn't get nuked again.

I wouldn't worry about that. Our gaggle of great mods are on
the ball, not fucking off playing Guzball

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