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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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I'm not sleeping, but I should be. It's 3AM here.
Well, hopefully you finally got to sleep. :sleep:
Man, pants with multiple pockets were so good. When I went to school I could walk with a lot of stuff without even using bags or the hands. 😎
It was just trying to find/remember WHICH pocket you put stuff in that was the issue. :ROFLMAO:
The question that rises if you need to project yourself in any piece of fiction you consume to be able to enjoy it. Any movie, any book, probably not. Why porn should be different? It's perfectly possible to be enjoying something without the appeal to be doing what you are watching. Let's say a lesbian scene if you are a male, doesn't it turn on? Are you projection yourself in one of the women? I don't do that, I just enjoy it because it's sexy and I don't want to interfere on what they are doing.
I watched women doing stuff solo and "projected" myself onto the vibrator. :ROFLMAO:

I do see your point and I guess it does make sense, Perv., I mean Prof. Kurgan. :p
Hello......Helloooo......Helloooooo. Just c'mon in when you get home, DON'T knock

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Mime may be silently enjoying nap time
Awww, thanks for that warm reception. :love:

How are you today?
 
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1. Fuck : My little @Silwith of course

2. Be fucked by : I've managed to avoid @conzibald this long, maybe it's time to stop running

3. Have a 3-way with :
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4. Be stranded on a island with : a gaggle of lolis

5. Have Dinner and convo with : probably @-Bonk- or @mime , oh, and a late add on, @Monokuma would be a fascinating convo I think

6. Be locked in a closet with : @Silwith , duh.

7. Have a wild party night with : @Silwith @mime @-Bonk- @Slumdum @frozted ..honestly most of the fucking lurkers

8. Marry and have kids with : hahahah fuck no

9. Go on a crime spree with : @mime

10. Be a room-mate with : either @Silwith for obvious reasons, or @frozted for the glory of good Futa art

11. Weekend vacation with : I haven't mentioned @luciddream yet so thats my choice

12. Read the mind of : @Underlord then I could end the mystery of his coin total for everyone
just become a mod like mime and you will find out haha....
 
I wouldn't soil good armor like that. I don't use Underdork stuff.. I don't want his.....space cooties.

Always showing the events from your perspective. Just you wait.. I'm practicing my sneak skills.

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And when I've mastered them.. I'm gonna plant cameras all over the place so everybody can see that you're abusing me.

(not really.. I love you too. ❤️ )

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PROOF of how Bonky treats you !!
 

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just become a mod like mime and you will find out haha....
You pull all your coins out every now and then to show how much you have, what's the mystery?
 
You pull all your coins out every now and then to show how much you have, what's the mystery?

It has around 718k , right brother Underlord ?
 
I consider myself "nerdy", and yet I've never read nor watched LotR... I did read Hobbit, but didn't like it, so I kinda didn't feel like reading more Tolkien.
Well then ----->
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Translators around the world are still having nightmares with this single sentence.
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May I ask why? I'm afraid I don't get it. :unsure:
Good morning every one ! 🍵
:coffee:

May Ono Michio makes your week enjoyable.
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What is that abomination? It looks like "Annoying Orange" and "Where's Waldo" had a child- and this is the Unholy Offspring of that union... :ROFLMAO:
It's past my bed time.
Lewd Corner is a bad influence.
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:ROFLMAO:
No, they were from Hot Topic. Black canvas with silver zippers and red stitching (edgy)
Oh, a "Goth Topic"- you were "one" of those? :ROFLMAO:
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You should investigate for purely scientific reasons. ;)
I don't know if the "Science of Spanking the Monkey" belongs in the field of Zoology or not... :p
Most of them are from Giphy:
It just seems to the be the "Rule34" ones- everything else is coming through/displaying fine.
The pictures don't show and the links are dead.
Maybe there's a filter against posting directly from that site? :unsure:
 

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PROOF of how Bonky treats you !!
Oh sure.. that's the Bonky you are when somebody else is in the house.

By yourself? We know how you treat me. We went over this the other night!



I mean.. if you want me to treat you the same way... wait, nah.. I'm getting medieval on your ass.

 

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You pull all your coins out every now and then to show how much you have, what's the mystery?
Next time I pull it should be once I get a million or something.
Probably will try to keep some change out to get most coins out or something haha
 
I know, that's why Bonky new you were spouse material. More wholesome will do just fine ;)


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Okay Bonki... Your payment gif was bugging me, because the arrow was behind the dot... So I used the last like hour on making it from scratch.
Also took some artistic liberties.

Tell me what you think?
I may have to see, if I can put together a "dark mode" version... :p



good evening everyone


And good evening to you micmitja.
Sorry I'm late!
Good to see you! :p


Greetings from the not too distant past. :p

How are y'all doing today? ;)
And a greeting to Other SD!
Doing fine, doing fine, how about yourself? :p
*puts on my bonk-proof helmet just in case @-Bonk- decides to give me a concussion again today*



Also.. Bonk doesn't fight fair. Last time we battled..

Don't think I said hi to you today Doc?
Or else you're just gonna get it again! :p
 

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This reminds in a way of a piece of banter dialogue between Varric and Cassandra from DragonAge Inquisiton;

  • Cassandra: Varric, how could you let the Knight-Captain be framed for murder?
  • Varric: Well, I did spent three entire chapters setting it up.
  • Cassandra: But she didn't deserve it! You'd already put her through more than enough!
  • Varric: Look, Seeker, if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. Maybe even throw in a heroic death.
  • Cassandra: That makes no sense!
  • Varric: You care enough to argue. If she had a nice afternoon and took a nap, you'd stop reading.
Ultimately I think it's okay for fans/players/readers to complain about creative decisions an author/creator of a story makes, but I believe that the creator should stick to their guns as to their vision for the story, and the above kind of explains why quite beautifully I think.
I agree that fans can complain, but it's also true that many complaints are based on personal tastes and views rather than a serious analysis of the book, game, or series and its context. For example, consider the discussions around Star Wars: The Acolyte.
 
Okay Bonki... Your payment gif was bugging me, because the arrow was behind the dot... So I used the last like hour on making it from scratch.
Also took some artistic liberties.
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Tell me what you think?
I may have to see, if I can put together a "dark mode" version... :p

And good evening to you micmitja.
Sorry I'm late!
Good to see you! :p

And a greeting to Other SD!
Doing fine, doing fine, how about yourself? :p

Don't think I said hi to you today Doc?
Or else you're just gonna get it again! :p
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You're getting some beautiful head.. just because. ❤️

 

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Okay Bonki... Your payment gif was bugging me, because the arrow was behind the dot... So I used the last like hour on making it from scratch.
Also took some artistic liberties.
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Tell me what you think?
I may have to see, if I can put together a "dark mode" version... :p

And good evening to you micmitja.
Sorry I'm late!
Good to see you! :p

And a greeting to Other SD!
Doing fine, doing fine, how about yourself? :p

Don't think I said hi to you today Doc?
Or else you're just gonna get it again! :p
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You really on a gif making spree
 
Bonky NEVER hit you with a toaster. You're obviously still suffering
from concussion symptoms. You guys can be the judge.....
Surely this is a cue for some sort of air-launched cylon impact gif or something.
 
And good evening to you micmitja.
Sorry I'm late!
Good to see you! :p
no worry, good to see you still up too
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May I ask why? I'm afraid I don't get it. :unsure:
Because Hodor do not translate fine into other languages when it has to be an abbreviation to "hold the door"
I stole this from elsewhere:
Brazilian Portuguese "Segure a porta" ("Hold the door") → "a por-" → "Hodor"
Czech "Drž vrata! Honem!" ("Hold the gate! Quick!"), where the evolution to Hodor is quite a stretch…
Danish "Hold døren!" (subtitles, literal translation, no attempt to preserve alliteration).
Finnish "Pitele ovea!" (subtitles, literal translation, no attempt to preserve alliteration).
French As pradyot commented "Qu'ils n'aillent pas au-dehors!" becomes "Pas au-dehors!" and then "Hodor".
German "Halt das Tor!" whereas *Tor* is better translates to *gate* than to *door*. This actually works well for "Hodor".
Greek "Κράτα την πόρτα!". It sounds nothing like Hodor, so from one point on they used greek letters to write "Hold The Door" (Χολντ δε ντορ) which eventually became "Χόντορ". This is a common practice in Greek and it's called Greekglish.
Hungarian The meaning was changed "Holtodig óvd!" ("Defend him till your death!"), this phrase can be heard only once, the phrase Hodor and Meera repeats is "Óvd jól" (guard it well). The sound for both works more or less: Holt-óv → Ho-tó → Hodor, and "óvd jól" at least has the right vowels.
Italian First shown in English with Italian subtitles (literal), then in Italian with integral translation after one week. Translators decided for a little addition to maintain the original meaning and then make the "Hodor" works: "Blocca la porta, trova un modo!" (Hold the door, find a way!) → trova un modo → rov...odo.. → hodor
Japanese "ホーダー" [Ho-da-] which is a transliteration of "Hodor", coming from the English "Hold the Door". Interestingly in Japanese, door is pronounced ドア (doa) which if transliterated as such would make the name a lot closer to the English pronunciation. In Japanese, "hold the door" would be ドアを持って (doa wo motte) which would have more chance of making his name something like ドアモ (Doamo) in a purely Japanese version.
Norwegian "Hold døra!" (subtitles, literal translation, no attempt to preserve alliteration).
Russian "затвори ход" ("close the passage") which transitions to "hodor" in quite a strange and unusual way. The word "ход" is closer to "hatchway" than "door".
Serbian "Hodi, dobro drži vrata!" ("Come on, hold the door tightly...")... then "Hodi... dobro..." ("Come on... tightly..."), then just "hodor...". Alliteration was preserved as much as possible, while it's obviously not the best way to say it. Spanish (Latin America) "Déjalo cerrado". A strange way to say "keep it closed", also needs some imagination to make it work.
Spanish "Aguanta el portón" (Not Ocluye el corredor) in Spain the word door "puerta" was replaced with main/front door "portón" in order for an easier transition to Hodor.
Swedish "Håll dörren!" (subtitles, literal translation, no attempt to preserve alliteration).
Turkish "Orada dur!" which means "Stand there!". It is not dubbed but subtitled. It evolves as: "Orada dur! → Ordadur! → Hordor! → Hodor!".
 
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