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[User_61141]

Edit:- Damn, I did not spot the Mod badge.
Sorry

no problem, two hours inside Conzi's kitchen
@conzibald he's all yours

Let's go!

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[Saturnus]

Man, I think these people would have a heart attack here in Brazil. We are known for butchering traditional recipes and adding various different ingredients to things.
Think of a random ingredient and there is a high chance of somewhere here having that on a type of pizza. Hahaha

I've never been to USA or UK, but I've seen lots of brazilians say their food is bland and lacking spices, and also seen lots of USA people say that latin american food have too much spices on it. Are you latin american by any chance? I think it's a cultural difference, but clearly our food is superior...

I have an Italian in-law that was furious when I told him tomato's came from South America. Genuinely angry.
Don't bother listening to those Marina-colonizers! Let your freaky-food flag fly.

I've never, ever, ever, on my entirw life, seen someone eat kiwi with skin. There are people who do?

I used to get the kiwis really cold in the fridge, wash them, cut the nub ends off, and cut them into think slices with the skin on.
Pretty good texture difference when chewing. I wouldn't want a mouthful of the skin though.

Raw kiwi, skin and all. Yeah. Ditto oranges and bananas... peel / skin / the whole thing. Yup.

Now the sobriety of said people when they did the above...

No comment.

Not the bananas or oranges skin though.

Japanese people who go on these "torture" style shows just to get hit with rubber hammer, or throw into gew and so on, they do like it a lot and honestly, it can look so funny see little small ass guys with thin body's get beaten many times and sometimes win at the end. There is also some with slime pit and all kind of stuff. Japanese TV programs have a lot of this kind of stuff. It is kinda cultural, which is why maybe some/a lot of Americans don't like to be part of it.

Lol, Jackass just dumped the game part and goes straight to the torture.

So, Conzi JUST barely made the mental cut-off?

The body is ready, but the mind is lacking!
Too Many HOLES

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to be honest, after a while I realized that everyone is so wholesome. if you act like you’ve known them for years, they do the same for you. it’s really cool
how long until I start making GIFs with avatars too?

It's easy, actually:

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Maybe your brother wanted to play "Conzi: The Home Game-Prolapsed Anus Edition" and knocked over the coffee cup getting a banana...

My brother is way too much of a prude. He gets very flustered (red faced and has to leave the room) when my dad talks about him being conceived in the back of a Chevette.
I live alone, luckily. Easier to air out the cock and balls and butthole that way.

OR you "sleep self-sodomize"?

I want to be awake for that!

Ya ever notice the bananas have NO gnats or critters on flying on them IN the store.
You bring them home. You didn't have critters before. The bananas have no critters now.
EVEN if you put them into a paper bag to ripen- when you open the bag a day or two later, you now have critters...those little black gnat things.
Do they live inside the the bananas?
Answer: They kinda do. They lay their eggs on them in the store and you bring them home. IF you rinse off your bananas- you shouldn't get those little gnats.

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Shit, man. NO. Hell no. I've literally never had bananas with bugs in them. (that I've noticed)

I didn't ever see this message, because, um...YOU Quoted yourself, brain-box!
BUT, just to show you that I'm not any smarter (or I'm exhausted, either/or) I tried clicking the "Cancel" button in your Windows Explorer gif to make the picture close.
You took that pic over 12 years ago...damn. HOW did you manage to "Modify" it 5 years BEFORE it was "Created"?

I think the 2012 is from my last PC motherboard bursting into flame while I was at work. Had to use recovery software to get most stuff from the HDD.
I actually probably took the pic between 2004-2007 with a work camera, then edited on the work computer in 2007.
I lost a lot of work and personal stuff in that fire.

Anyone excited for the new Star Wars outlaws game? It’s made by Ubisoft! Looks kinda promising.

I'm always a little hopeful for Star wars media as a fan, but not Ubisoft stuff. It's probably going to be like Far Cry 4, 5, & 6, Far Cry Primal or Avatar.
Too many fetch quests and not enough interesting things to do.

You know I would have my dancing shoes on if I wasn't mobile. Great to see you coon in the platoon

Getter better, day started off with a horrific discovery. But it can be slapped into compliance I'm sure. Of course my partner in crime will help right this wrong. I'm mobile so really can't take any necessary actions yet. Fucker thinks it can change it's pfp to sleaze emoji....nope, not having it !! May be some metallic body parts filling up your morgue real soon

He's trying to act as a small child for sympathy!
Well, jokes on him, we are pro child violence!

i know you reference doctor who but for me i always think of the grinch and the village there being whovians

Cindy Lou Who turned into a sexy thing!

Finally decided to break my lurker silence, since this was once the best way to to find games you couldn't find elsewhere. Gonna strive to get members+ eventually and will try to avoid spamming as well of course as to not break any rules. I just want the functionality back this site used to have. Any additional help is appreciated

Welcome!
Don't clench when you meet @conzibald, it'll just hurt if you don't go with it.

If I give you 450 LC coins will you go back and stay a lurker?

This is why you're known as the shiny metal trashcan.

If thats ok. Im usually not too sociable on nsfw sites. But if thats a problem i can try my best to be a bit more active

Flop your dick out on @Underlord's face. @-Bonk- will knock him out and you can drag your taint on his nose and mouth.

 

[Safetydummy]

The score is:

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Bro I don't think that's where we're headed I'm pretty sure we've been there for years already

You, may, just have a point.

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I weep for humanity.

Are y'all ready to receive some juicy likes?

Congrats on P1!
You're journey has just begun...

aaaaah, how can I say this...
he...

then, of course, I can count with your help, RIGHT?

jesus christ dude, how many blowjobs you gave?

Like ALL of them. At 5 Coins a "head"...

Stop sniffing my snail trail @Safetydummy

Well, you're the one letting your prolapsed anus trail behind you like a bridal train...

That's not a pencil, that's @conzibald

Competition?

Plus $6 for shipping! It's not even the OG switch, it's a reproduction.

Me thinks he's high on his own 3D Printer fumes.

Is that why he changed his head to a pink-haired girl?

The timing could not have been more perfect.

 

[ThePhoenix]

asshole! while i prefer vaginas i will gladly fuck ssholes too!

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Good to meet you.

 

[DrZen]

[[ 9. Go on a crime spree with : @Teaspoon, @Underlord, @mime (they're the ones who know where the loot is, right?) ]]

Those two would be fighting the entire time on what to steal.

Teaspoon: Get the money!
Underlord [brings back 10 boxes of toothpaste]
Teaspoon: WTF are you doing? Go back and get the money!
Underlord: [comes back with a box of forks]
Teaspoon: You dirty motherfucker!
Underlord: [Laughing] what?
Teaspoon: You just had to go and get the forks didn't you?
Huevos: Guys the alarm is sounding, I think we need to go.
Teaspoon: In a minute. First I wanna talk to this asshole about those forks.

Make it a short film and I'll watch it

Hey DocZ
Was just gonna do a quick backread but had to answer @-Bonk-'s questionnaire
That was hilarious
How you doing?

I thought it was cool too!
Working a little, and spending time here every now and then. I don't have time to backread anymore, but I know there are several helping to keep the thread active and moving

Don't worry. I've got this!

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I can see this happening

But otherwise I'm OK

Hang in there bro

 

[conzibald]

Good to meet you.

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[User_61141]

Good to meet you.

I have some bad news for you.....
I'm pretty sure he has special permission to create holes to fuck if there aren't any available at the moment

 

[mime]

I can see this happening

Yeah, that gif turned out well.

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[micmitja]

WHY would a hamster want a beer?

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[Tripping1894]

Mushoku Tensei is one of my fav isekai. I don't think there is any other good isekai nowadays. All most all them are just OP MC with a lame plot and worst animation. Did you watch Re:Zero?

I hate Mushoku, watched the first season and dropped it there, and you're right but not only with Isekai's, almost all fantasy anime is just OP MC with lame plot. There are very little good fantasy anime now, like you can count in one hand good new fantasy, now I know that Mushoku is good fantasy but god damn is Rudy the fucking worst, I'm supposed to root for him? no thank you.

 

[dickness all around]

for that you dont really need games, just go to a rule34 site or find some random porn site. plus i cannot comment on the game dev part as i have no knowledge but what i do know is that it takes time and a shit ton of effort. Plus things have this rude tendency to get in the way

problem... I prefer original characters. also games add a story that short clips can't. I'm weird like that...

 

[ThePhoenix]

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You think it'll be that easy...

I have some bad news for you.....
I'm pretty sure he has special permission to create holes to fuck if there aren't any available at the moment

People warned me when I got here. I'm prepared.

 

[NormalUser89]

It's easy, actually:

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ot thaaat easy, but is all online, cool AF

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Congrats on P1!
You're journey has just begun...

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I'm having a bunch of fun, I don't mind those fancy 'blink blink' you guys have

Like ALL of them. At 5 Coins a "head"...

oh, that's why he keeps reacting with "sleaze" ? gotcha

 

[Shawnchapp]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: My Sweet Swede

Goddamit Conzi!
We could be talking about the weather, and you would be all like "Yeah it's nice, now let me fuck your holes!".
Never change!

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Spoiler: NormalUser89

P4 is where we have to post AI at least for now, no there aren't any more games in there.

Spoiler: Tosser

Just be careful with the teeth, they have a problem with getting stuck...

Spoiler: Bonki

But next time I wanna wear the suit!

Spoiler: Lort

Better late than never!
I'm good, I'm good, just got done with this post.

Spoiler: Animal_OG

We kinda use both, since only people with P4 can use the other one.
But that also means we can post a little AI in there sometimes.
Oh and good to see you again Animal_OG! Hope you're doing well.

Spoiler: Doc

Yeah me too... Waaaaiiiiit.....

Spoiler: mime

I knew, as soon as I posted my reply, I would get this gif for my answer here.
Should have specified no mime around!

Spoiler: Bloodheart

Is... Is that Emrakul? Never was attracted to her, but that changed today...
Can I uhhh suggest some Elesh Norn next?

Spoiler: Mods summoning

Another day another summon!
Let me first set the mood.
A couple of candles should do, I'll draw this circle with triangles inside, give it a fun face.
Yeah, turn off the light, get my robe, that should do it!
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime

Wha... What in tarna.. No I can use the fuck here... What the fuck did I summon?

Uhhh summoning is complete?

not wrong, but....

Ah i got ya. here why don;'t you take a seat is in your fave chair

 

[Rory-Mercury91]

Hello,

I have a quick question. Are there any translators/modders/developers who could help me translate an integrated walkthrough system?

 

[micmitja]

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that's done

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good evening everyone

 

[conzibald]

You think it'll be that easy...


People warned me when I got here. I'm prepared.

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[Monokuma]

you should take a moment to change your sig, that contest is over and the awards are given

I appreciate you

 

[Saturnus]

he is pretending to be his "waifu"

We could turn him/her into a waifleshlight

For example:

"Can you give me some likes, pretty please?"

Sure, I store them in this van. Hop on in!

Me defending my holes from Conzibald.

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He'd fuck the keyhole!

You could just accept change and end the hostility

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He'll poke you in the eye with that branch. NOT trustworthy.

You do wash the coins off before you hand them over to the winners, correct? Remember.. keep it sanitary here.

Then why didn't you wear gloves for my prostate exam?

Tbh, if the floor on the right image isn't dirty, i don't see anything wrong with that pizza

Now im hungry for pizza actually. I think imma put one in the oven

Ok a slight tangent away from pizza and some of you may consider this heretical but hear me out;

A curry but instead of rice.... Pasta.

It works I'm telling you, and when you stop to think about it the building blocks are already there with arrabiata sauce

Maybe egg noddles? Better texture with curry, I'd think.

 

[kurgan]

I hate Mushoku, watched the first season and dropped it there, and you're right but not only with Isekai's, almost all fantasy anime is just OP MC with lame plot. There are very little good fantasy anime now, like you can count in one hand good new fantasy, now I know that Mushoku is good fantasy but god damn is Rudy the fucking worst, I'm supposed to root for him? no thank you.

You are not the only that feels in that way about Rudy. But I do no dislike him. For me it's about redemption, the weight of past and the capacity to make new chooses. But Rudy is just a part of the anime. So far I don't think it can be many complains about the story telling and other characters. I'm really missing Eris, I hope she will be back the next season! For me one of the best tsunderes out there.