I thought ze germans make the soft love songs.
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WTF? What an odd concept for a video...
YOU must not be familiar with Rammstein's (Uncensored) Video for "Pussy" OR Till Lindemann's Video for "Till The End"... (Straight up porn.)
Yeah, if you like your breakfast with a side of insulin and statins. Dump the carbs, extend your life.
You've seen the world and where it's headed... WHY would you want to do that?

I'm makin' bacon grease milkshakes.
Wow. Conzi wore your ass out so much- you ran your prolapsed anus up a flagpole?
I've never seen a horse cock that fits in the palm of my hand like a @Teaspoon
Unless:
WHY are you going around holding horse cock is my FIRST question.
THAT is my only question.
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It was a runny mess. But, I'd rather eat a hamburger and then a donut.
The same booth also sold deep-fried oreos and deep-fried butter sticks. There's your ER visit.
Deep fried butter? HOW? WHY? WHO would eat a Honey Boo boo popsicle?
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So, you'd wait for it to dry?
Chewy or crunchy? Inquiring minds want to know.
Why churn it into a tasty, salty cheese of course.
Meet me in the basement room labelled "Uncle Matti's Funhouse"
Is there pie and punch?
@Guz89 says his mind is full of HOLES.
Which seems like something I want to see as well.
Is that the literal definition of a "Mind fuck"?
Like someone hollowing out a pumpkin with two fingers.
Tell me you have seen Kingpin?
Nope. Never heard of it.
With those methods he has to be American.
Or applying to be an American cop.
Shoot first plant the evidence immediately after?
Pooty Tang was so stupid it was terrific.
Black Dynamite was serious in it's hilarity.
Both were good, but Pooty Tang is a cult classic.
I wasn't debating good-ness. Just mentioning another great movie.
Oh yeah, "fat lady crushes husband" was one of my favorites. The look on the guy's face after his crushing had me rolling!
My favourite was the guy that went to "Plus Size Models" fashion show. He was mocking them and being an ass...
AND the catwalk collapsed right in front of him and I guess 3 or 4 heifers fell on him. *Squish*

Karma...she will fuck you...harder than even Conzi is capable.
Is there a different way to upload sounds? Hmmm...
Wait, the ONE time to click the link is when it's a fart noise?!?!
You know you would too- don't deny it.
I think they were as seen on TV back in the 70s/80s, or church channel mail order.
I'm still looking... Maybe one day at a yard sale... oh wait, I'd have to leave the house.
Don't get me wrong, I didn't hate it, but I think it should have been a little more serious.
You know , love of his life dying and all.
Plus, I'd like to wear Natalie Portman like a jock strap.
Which iteration?
"Black Swan"?
"V for Vendetta'?
"Leon"/"The Professional"?
I didn't even notice that. Distracted by nudity.
My OCD/ADHD for stupid supercedes any pornographic material...
Well, can you at least tell me how many more 'head shots' I need to get?
You keep mentioning anything about ranks above P4- it might be you getting the headshots...
He put the helmet on after. I think he's letting it soak it.
Wait. So maybe he should be called "
UnderL'Oreal", y'know, "Because he's worth it".


