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3 Years of Service
He's part wolf - that's "the knot".I actually think this is a Ball Sack, an acclaimed French author. And also, you know what they say about ball sack, the penis mightier than the sword.
He's part wolf - that's "the knot".I actually think this is a Ball Sack, an acclaimed French author. And also, you know what they say about ball sack, the penis mightier than the sword.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I don't have Adobe Photoshop anymore, this is all done in paint.
Don't worry, I'll do something better SOON.
I'm sorry, sweetie.
I don't have Adobe Photoshop anymore, this is all done in paint.
Don't worry, I'll do something better SOON.
I may have a problem.
It's true.
Good thing I can get a prostate exam.
From you.
as far as i know not for quite some time, hope that dude is doing well.What's up guys? I saw the original thread is back again so... Which one is everyone using now?
@thatoneuser you around?
Sorry man, past couple of weeks have been absolute hell at work, I didn't even check LC.
But yeah, I went through BMSS in order (2012-2023), and it was a strange but nice trip. I wrote on notepad as I went through them LOL, so you get to read my commentary. Ignore anything that doesn't make sense.
I looked up BMMS, and the comments around the band are edgy as fuck, which is really funny, considering the band seems to be doing it for shits and giggles. I think the name basically means "we are underground, we're staying that way and we like it".
The first two, SoGP/Panzerwitch are just way too low recording quality for my taste. Like listening to a live concert from outside the pub.
After that, The Black Abyss hits like a truck. Such a good EP; good composition, better audio quality, fun, and it has a grimy feeling to the music that makes it sound cool as hell. I was hooked on the organ, it sounds like they intentionally mixed it to sound like the backbone of the tracks. Growls sound sick.
Hidden in Plain Sight let me down a little bit. The mix is just too dirty. These tracks would really benefit from a better use of panning, dynamics, a better reverb... I don't know, it almost made me think they were intentionally going for this church hall sound, which is absolutely possible considering the memelords they seem to be. The first track is an absolute banger.
The Owls of Winter/Talisman is really good, it kinda made me feel I was out in the woods (like those tall pine woods) singing out loud with no care whatsoever. The best part is how the soloing guitar is mixed, the delay tickles the right ear while you hear that beautiful melody lol. I also dig the chesty voice approach in this one, absolutely compliments the theme. Up to this point I'm still unsure about how I feel about the growls (apart from The Black Abyss) and harsh vocals, especially in the second track of this particular EP.
Kaleidoscope Dreams; man do they love using that church hall reverb. Crusader is the (Iron Maiden) track that suffers the most from reverb oversaturation... It kills every detail. "Follow You" also the same, great tracks in this one washed out by that reverb. I wanted to enjoy this one more.
Spectral Ecstasy is pretty cool, I liked it. The harsh vocals are cool in this one too. Overall not much to say, it's just a nice album to listen to, really groovy and upbeat.
Now... I don't know what your definition of "pop" is, but Rainbow Nights is definitely not pop LOL. It definitely sounds influenced by Yes and all those 70s psycho-prog-rock and a bit of disco/Bowie, but it sounds fresh, like another take at a modern indie sound. I'm glad the church reverb is mostly gone by this point, it's only present on the growls, which I don't like. I also really like they kept the organ through all of this journey, it sounds familiar at this point. I wish The Black Abyss had this level of production, though it's style kinda rocks.
Burning Bridges is similar to the previous one in terms of influences, but way more electro, and it also goes straight into style mixing on different tracks and sections of the tracks. Still not pop though lol, at all. It's a good album, I wish more bands did this genre-mixing rock driven music while keeping their signature sounds (e.g. growls and organ). I'm glad the drums sound big on this one, I was craving that. Also, it's filled with harmonized guitar licks and riffs, very cool, very melodic. Very refreshing to have more instruments in this, like the sax. I noticed they started to enjoy harmonized vocal melodies, maybe on the last record too.
Overall a great listen, I appreciate the recommendation. Now I want them to go back to The Black Abyss with the level of production of their latest record, that would be peak circular musical progression.
Oh no, we going up that road again ?
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Thanks!If you read this post, check your posture,
also stay hydrated
but ALSO take breaks from your screen and stretch frequently!
take care of yourselves!
Jesus is the reason for the season!Wow. Our Lord and Saviour not only poops eggs- they're "Cadbury Creme Eggs"? Mmmm![]()
Wouldn't want Jesus' sacrifice to be in vain!Are you startin' to violate newbies too? You WERE raised Catholic, weren't you?
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To be fair, his fingers have been busy.Good, I need more macaroni art on my fridge.
Doc has been letting me down.
Well, with you and doc, it won't be a lonely road.Oh no, we going up that road again ?
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I need a muse to get my inspiration back, you insensitive fuck.Good, I need more macaroni art on my fridge.
Doc has been letting me down.
What's up guys? I saw the original thread is back again so... Which one is everyone using now?
sweet dreamsas far as i know not for quite some time, hope that dude is doing well.
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while i havent been yapping much since i have been killing and pillaging in the name of sweden on mount and blade with fire and sword it is time for me to go dream dreams!
Are y'all ready to receive some juicy likes?
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Time to set off.
Im going to rewatch Deadpool and Wolverine again (yeah, the movie its really good)
So
See ya fellas
There was a mix up.@Teaspoon.. I was doing this and then thought to myself..
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You don't have testicles though.. my bad.
Son of a bitch..There was a mix up.
Back when @Teaspoon was just a silver spoon, he did a search for "gilding" but misspelled it. So instead of ending up at a jeweler, he ended up at an equine vet, and is now a gelding.
need it makeover after oz scene you sayThere was a mix up.
Back when @Teaspoon was just a silver spoon, he did a search for "gilding" but misspelled it. So instead of ending up at a jeweler, he ended up at an equine vet, and is now a gelding.
I take offense.. not every night is a crime spree! Sometimes I like to take a stroll through cemeteries and..@-Bonk- homework's done.
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1. Fuck : I'm open to any and all.
2. Be fucked by : @conzibald , all holes already belong to him already.
3. Have a 3-way with : @-Bonk- and @Slumdum,
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It's pretty much a porno already.
4. Be stranded on a island with : @-Bonk-, might as well have fun and save some turtles.
5. Have Dinner and convo with : @micmitja, I'm cheap and going for coffee would be perfect.
6. Be locked in a closet with : @Teaspoon, the King Yapper will keep me entertained.
7. Have a wild party night with : @Flaming1, somehow we'd end up picking up some goblin love.
8. Marry and have kids with : The only answer I'm stumped on, need an epic romance before I pop the question.
9. Go on a crime spree with : @Evil Surgeon, it wouldn't be a crime spree just a normal night out for him.
10. Be a room-mate with : @Shawnchapp, it's would be great to have a maid around the house.
11. Weekend vacation with : @mime, he's a world traveler and need him to pay for my ticket.
12. Read the mind of : @Bloodheart, wonder what kind of Eldritch entities I'd see in his head.
@-Bonk- homework's done.
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1. Fuck : I'm open to any and all.
2. Be fucked by : @conzibald , all holes already belong to him already.
3. Have a 3-way with : @-Bonk- and @Slumdum,
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It's pretty much a porno already.
4. Be stranded on a island with : @-Bonk-, might as well have fun and save some turtles.
5. Have Dinner and convo with : @micmitja, I'm cheap and going for coffee would be perfect.
6. Be locked in a closet with : @Teaspoon, the King Yapper will keep me entertained.
7. Have a wild party night with : @Flaming1, somehow we'd end up picking up some goblin love.
8. Marry and have kids with : The only answer I'm stumped on, need an epic romance before I pop the question.
9. Go on a crime spree with : @Evil Surgeon, it wouldn't be a crime spree just a normal night out for him.
10. Be a room-mate with : @Shawnchapp, it's would be great to have a maid around the house.
11. Weekend vacation with : @mime, he's a world traveler and need him to pay for my ticket.
12. Read the mind of : @Bloodheart, wonder what kind of Eldritch entities I'd see in his head.
Yeah, but the constant nosebleeds make it hard to wash out of your clothes after a while...We, the real cultured otaku, only need a moe character flashing her panties to reach the nirvana.
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The Priesthood is always hiring too...Somebody got kicked out of the school zone? Have you tried a disguise?
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Oooh, I had one. It was Krispy Kreme donuts as buns. It was very sloppy and messy, but the 1/2 lb bacon cheeseburger pretty much overwhelmed the flavor. Sure, you could taste the frosting, but donuts should not be used as buns.
WHY is "The Jesus" dressed as "A Pimp Named Slickback"?And now I have to decide if I keep going with my lightning bounty or just shut it down without one of the winners.
Anyone on this morning need 500 LC coins?
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I hope you didn't get it from the "Conzibald Dairy"...just because it's "fresh", doesn't mean it's good...![]()
I swear it's just first quality cream.
"Preemptive Self Defense"... so, Attacking?Lies all my punches are justified either as self defense or preemptive self defense
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Just add an egg and some flour and you might as well just toss it in the oven...Good morning Lurkers! How do you take you coffee? I take it black with a little salt. Sometimes add butter and coconut oil.
WHAT the fuck do you do on vacation?!I would probably be in the icu with a spider up my ass or something, if i was in australia lol
And they are quickly becoming the vast majority...I've said it before and I'll say it again.
'Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity'
Awww.Don't know everyone well but I'll try my best.
1. Fuck : @Silwith Definitely to give that a go.
2. Be fucked by : @conzibald well I have holes and since all holes belong to conzi might as well.
3. Have a 3-way with : @StephanieD and @Inyo I mean
But to make it an orgy have to add @-Bonk- and @Slumdum
4. Be stranded on a island with : @Shawnchapp because of all the cat girls. So there would be plenty of pussy to keep from going insane.
5. Have Dinner and convo with : @Safetydummy says some interesting things on here so might make for a interesting conversation
6. Be locked in a closet with : @Guz89 Just to try and get some secrets everyone keeps talking about
7. Have a wild party night with : everybody
8. Marry and have kids with : Sorry @-Bonk- but it has to be @Slumdum
9. Go on a crime spree with : @mime cause mimes don't talk so I don't have to worry about any snitching
10. Be a room-mate with : @micmitja will always have coffee and seems like someone I'd get along with
11. Weekend vacation with : @-Bonk- so we can come to terms to have join custody of Slum
12. Read the mind of : @conzibald has to be some very interesting things going on there.
Forget? You're kidding right? Uncle, 16. A trouser friendly kiss. A niece [age unknown]. Sampled. I was still waiting for the DM with details, NOT synopses.If you take a quick peek a couple hundred pages back or sowe started yakin abou how in the good ole days some of us grew up without internet and had to find some other way to amuse ourselves, and i stated that back then I was out back behind the barn with my cousins playing the whole you show me yours I'll show you mine game.
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I take offense.. not every night is a crime spree! Sometimes I like to take a stroll through cemeteries and..
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No, wait.. that's not quite legal either. Never mind.
Great answers !! Homework gets A+ , participation extra credit
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Thought I saw you in that graveyard.
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You saw me, huh? Shit. Hey, wait.. come here.. what do you think of this?
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