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[Underlord]

AC has always been silly fantasy, and they've always tried to sell the game with "historical accuracy" to draw people because it made the game sound like it's more aspiring than it - being a constant self-clone - actually was.

I just find it funny people are all outraged about the black samurai and not about any of the millions of things AC got wrong every single damn time. Those times? Silence. Now? Everyone's up in arms.

Whenever I see people say "and that's why I'm not going to buy this Ubisoft game!" I wanna be like...

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The millions of reasons to not buy Ubisoft games didn't convince you, but a black samurai did the thing?

Still hilarious how much drama it made. It was still hilarious I learn thing I didn't know.
I also doubt black samurai will be the problem they will have once the game releases.
I am betting on tons of bugs will happen.

 

[kuraiken]

The US embassy will listen to the spoon, we're going to put together a SEAL team operation and raid your fucking house.

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To raid the house, you gotta know where he lives...
How do you know where Underlord lives?

Unless you are Underlord.

 

[Teaspoon]

finally back and at front

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Woah...you didn't tell me you were a hot blonde McMuffin.

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[FloridaNed]

i am off for a power nap be back later

How powerful? Is it over 9000?

 

[Safetydummy]

Just don't eat a bacon sandwich or any type of pork dish before you do

It'll make you feel ashamed and guilty.

Doubtful. I used to watch dolphin documentaries while eating a tuna fish sandwich.

I would never want to overstep and tread on Flaming1's toes. He welcomed me to another thread with a goblin and I was always grateful to him for it. But if it's not too much on my part, here's a sexy goblin for you.

*Ahem* Goblin King. Jareth, the Goblin King.

You monster what would the pig girls think.....but then again bacon.

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Ham is sometimes better but a lot harder to cook.



Though they sell cooked bacon at stores now as well.

Don't they sell pre-cooked ham where you live?

 

[Silwith]

I just find it funny people are all outraged about the black samurai and not about any of the millions of things AC got wrong every single damn time. Those times? Silence. Now? Everyone's up in arms.

Yeah, because they don't really care, there are three kind of people whining at AC Shadows right now, the standard guys that always find a fault with everything before it is even out, so thats normal, then the Japanese that are annoyed that the game in Japan doesn't use a japanese MC, which is fine, though overblown, because there is the japanese Girl right? And the loudest, Racists and misogynists that scream about historical accuracy, but in reality just don't like that the main characters are a black guy and a woman...

I swear man. Start making VN games or something i play all of it

Yeah well... the writing is one thing (tho, not native english, so, mhmmm), but I am totally suck with anything that would be related to the art/3d-stuff xDDD

 

[scdev]

Is there a tutorial on how to use css for postbit style?

 

[Underlord]

The US embassy will listen to the spoon, we're going to put together a SEAL team operation and raid your fucking house.

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Don't worry I will have ORCA team eat them their natural enemy haha

 

[Flaming1]

Don't threaten them with a good time (if you remember their old pfp).
It was like Roald Dahl's "Charlie and the Sausage Factory".

If I remember it? Who do you think made it? (Mime added the text to it after)

 

[Grim21]

Oh, has this thread turned into Ubisoft criticism? Shall we go though all of the game companies and talk about them?

 

[Slumdum]

finally back and at front

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Welcome to the front micmitja!
I'm new at this coffee stuff, hope it's alright...

To raid the house, you gotta know where he lives...
How do you know where Underlord lives?

Unless you are Underlord.

 

[springer]

This thread is like a fever dream, lol

 

[Grim21]

This thread is like a fever dream, lol

Is it not?

 

[igotacumquat]

Don't worry I will have ORCA team eat them their natural enemy haha

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[micmitja]

Woah...you didn't tell me you were a hot blonde McMuffin.

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Welcome to the front micmitja!
I'm new at this coffee stuff, hope it's alright...

and i was wondering where the other eye end up

 

[kuro_katana]

I'm new at this coffee stuff, hope it's alright...

bro sneakily committing identity theft

 

[Slumdum]

bro sneakily committing identity theft

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[Teaspoon]

To raid the house, you gotta know where he lives...
How do you know where Underlord lives?

Unless you are Underlord.

 

[igotacumquat]

This thread is like a fever dream, lol

Ha!

You think this is a fever dream? You should go back and read from page 2,500 -

Oh. Yeah.

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[kuraiken]

Yeah, because they don't really care, there are three kind of people whining at AC Shadows right now, the standard guys that always find a fault with everything before it is even out, so thats normal, then the Japanese that are annoyed that the game in Japan doesn't use a japanese MC, which is fine, though overblown, because there is the japanese Girl right? And the loudest, Racists and misogynists that scream about historical accuracy, but in reality just don't like that the main characters are a black guy and a woman...


Yeah well... the writing is one thing (tho, not native english, so, mhmmm), but I am totally suck with anything that would be related to the art/3d-stuff xDDD

There's always some topics people are easy to rile up about. Some people can just make very easy money with posting tweets/videos complaining about stuff and getting people all emotional about something that's not a big deal. It's the modern online money farming. Like lazy posting in this thread, except more successful.

Personally, I'm of two minds when it comes to historical accuracy anyway. I enjoy when games aspire to do at least some research when they cover something related to real concepts, but I also know that people get it wrong all the time, because historical accuracy is always an unreachable goal.


On a different note:

Maybe there's something to Mime's idea of Daz3D threads once this settles over.
You could learn Daz3D and make goblin femboys.

It could be a community project!

We could call it...
The Great Work

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Oh, has this thread turned into Ubisoft criticism? Shall we go though all of the game companies and talk about them?

That would never end. EA alone is an endless pit. This thread would be a deep, depressing pit of how triple A gaming is doomed to die an inglorious death.