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[Amman]

I hate cheese puns. The ex missus ran off with a painter and decorater who was always cracking cheese puns. One day I came home from work to find her naked in the bedroom with him covering her with 2 different layers of paint.

He Double Gloucester.

That's terrible,but It really got me

 

[PsychicJohn]

Alright, these cheese puns gouda go

 

[igotacumquat]

That's terrible,but It really got me

It gets worse. The bastard also hid my horse in Italian soft cheese. Apparently it's the best way to mascarpone.

Alright, these cheese puns gouda go

Just when you thought you'd seen them all, turns out there's stilton's left

 

[User_108364]

eh, im tired and dont feel like playing anything other than snuggle with my pillow and dream of the struggles i will have with you all whenever i find you!

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Night night chef man of the hole persuasion.

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[Saturnus]

Alright, these cheese puns gouda go

The best queso scenario that that the puns get cheddar.
But, only if you brie-lieve in cheesus.
Today is nacho day

 

[Slumdum]

eh, im tired and dont feel like playing anything other than snuggle with my pillow and dream of the struggles i will have with you all whenever i find you!

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Bye Conzi, sleep well, and get some good rest.

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[PsychicJohn]

The best queso scenario that that the puns get cheddar.
But, only if you brie-lieve in cheesus.
Today is nacho day

Holy shit i think my brain is melting from all these cheese puns

 

[darqfybre]

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You trying to make me cheddar tear?

Don't be Blue

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What kind of Muenster would do such thing?

 

[Underlord]

Holy shit i think my brain is melting from all these cheese puns

Stop being so cheezy about it......

 

[Saturnus]

found something!

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I've got some photoshopping to do

Actually thats very close to it... I think.... I cant find anything this good in my shit Google image search


but... Is 2 inches enough? What if they want 6 inch?

Hey, 2 inches is A LOT of dick at 90 miles per hour.

For some of us, even that feels like a chore.

Wtf.... this is what I get served in your kitchen when popping in to say hello
Guess this explains the whole mystery meat and slippery gel around a hole of spam.
Top of the pervert pile to ya......and @Slumdum @jsmith666

I missed out of the pervert pile!

So is this the place to farm likes? If i have to produce quality shitposts for LC I'm doomed.

Good morning, how’s everyone doing today. I’m dreading getting up to go to work but at least tomorrow is my Friday

Maybe because today is Thursday!

I hate cheese puns. The ex missus ran off with a painter and decorater who was always cracking cheese puns. One day I came home from work to find her naked in the bedroom with him covering her with 2 different layers of paint.

He Double Gloucester.

You trying to make me cheddar tear?

I have been humbled by these cheese puns.

Spoiler: Why should you eat a pussy or an ass out after you cum inside?

 

[PsychicJohn]

This thread today, summarized in one image

 

[Underlord]

Yep, love ya Slum!

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Shhhhh. Just go to sleep.

Got any new gifs with your pfp talking or is it still in the works?

 

[kikomascado]

Hello, guys. I'm back.

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Wii U was after, it was the last console I ever bought, was a waste of money.

Don't talk that way about it.
It'e my favorite console, I like it way better than the Switch...

THAT was such a good game AND she was so adorable. It was a tad grindy- even with cheats enabled, but it was fun game.

The artstyle wasn't my favorite (ai'd prefer the actual Sonic style), but the content and progression were really hot in my opinion. Still waiting for the continuation.

This make sense really. I think the long, straight hair is easy to manage. Not sure why they prefer thin to thick though, but yes, i agree, must take care about hair. My is too long and it is straight but I must use special shampoo because the cheap low end stuff makes it break easy and the ends get damage. Sadly, it is not cheap for my hair but to be honest, if I was offer $4,ooo I will sell the entire hair, then can grow again. Only thing. I never heard about virgin hair before but nice to learn something new.

I don't know, maybe the thin ones are easier to comb, or they move better on wind or something like that, I don' understand much about hair. I didn't go to the salon even to trim the ends, so near the end it had a lot of spliting, and it was kinda dry, too. Hahaha
For such a price I would even throw in my eyebrowns as a gift. Don't mind looking like
Voldemort for a while if I have 4,000 USD in my account.
"Virgin" is probably just a thing here in my country. We also call writable CDs that still wasn't used Virgin CDs (Or at least used to, Writable CDs is kinda like floppy disks now, many don't even know it. Hahaha)

It's sooner, it's already happened.

Spoiler: You ever stuck something in your peehole?

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I wanted to say "both organs", but both have holes indeed.
And I can't say I never saw porn where it was used that way...

 

[Safetydummy]

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TARDIS the [Insert Applicable Time of Day] to y'all!

How is everyone doing today?
Any new excitement?

I might see ya soon- depends on HOW interesting y'all've been in the past.*
Until then...much Love!

(I know, I'm doomed.)

 

[TheDude14]

Now it's ship a square peg in a round hole please. Have this big ass cart that I need to ship. The planner said these pallets we had in stock would work great the the cart. It only sticks out a foot on each side. I showed him and he goes I measured the base it should work. Didn't measure all the parts that extend from the base.

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But anyway enough with my shitty day how is everyone and also

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[Monokuma]

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I just got here, but for some reeason I'm all dizzy and out of sorts

 

[Monokuma]

Now it's ship a square peg in a round hole please. Have this big ass cart that I need to ship. The planner said these pallets we had in stock would work great the the cart. It only sticks out a foot on each side. I showed him and he goes I measured the base it should work. Didn't measure all the parts that extend from the base.

Oh man, I deal with this kind of shit all day too. Different industry, but same morons that fail in the most basic parts of their jobs.

The most recent one: Getting some electronic equipment installed into a brand new room built on an existing site... Kit arrives, engineer arrives.... But there's no socketst. Building team didn't think to get an electrician to actually wire the place.

 

[Saturnus]

Part of it is that I just sweat a good bit, but

I think I know what the problem is...

I feel you, I can't even dress a sleeved shirt inside home because of this hellish hot. I don't know why, every time I'm close of one of my windows I get funny faces of the passers-by.

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Spoiler: Pretty sure the neighbors wanted to see the aardvark this whole time

The orphanage thing is an attention getter joke. Truth is they were all over 21 and couldn't be added to the visas anyway.

Surely, you could have gotten somebody to buy?
Orphanages don't pay.

My neighbors are used to seeing me naked through the windows during the summer now, we just kinda nod and half wave or raise our drinks if we have them

You want fun?

Choke him!
He hates when you choke him

I was at a Wedding a few weekends ago, and I get chatting to some guy I don't know - sound guy, good to chat to - but at one point he says "you know how, even though you're working from home, you get dressed for work?" and I was immediately lost.
People do that?!

Good to chat with. But, dumb as shit.

 

[PsychicJohn]

Hello, guys. I'm back.

Oh shit gotta resist the urge...

Can't hold it in for much longer...

Spoiler: OH SHIT, HERE IT COMES:

HELLO BACK, I AM DAD

 

[kikomascado]

The most recent one: Getting some electronic equipment installed into a brand new room built on an existing site... Kit arrives, engineer arrives.... But there's no socketst. Building team didn't think to get an electrician to actually wire the place.

They must have thought "There's no need to wire it, nowadays everything is wireless!"