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[LUVGAMZ23]

Banana I've seen people eat the peel, usually baked or blended on a pancake, for example, as to lessen the food waste.
But in kiwi the skin is hairy, it would be very gross...

It probably was. I saw the other fruits eaten whole every so often.

But the kiwi eaten whole, hairy skin and all?

Once... maybe... maybe twice in my entire long life. Considering the amount of booze we were drinking... a safe bet is to say... once.

 

[Safetydummy]

I'm terribly sorry, but after the weekend I had, I still need a bit more time to recover, get back with me next weekend

And still no details... You are bad at storytime.

did you miss the gifs with the dudes slapping and punching their balls? while not cockslapping here have some cocks!

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Aww, what a cute name for a non-consensual act.

Is it sexy?

You mean, "Uncle Sexy"? j/k (Couldn't resist.)

It's rated for 12 year olds

So, Conzi JUST barely made the mental cut-off?

the heart is but a muscle you fool! it is the brain that wants it!

Says the man that thinks with neither...
Irony isn't just for wrinkled clothes.

 

[Mr. Tearson]

Sorry, im now more of a lurker on the site since the "incident". Working on a lot of art stuff. Also no more active Daz contests so... (@Mr. Tearson

For now, the contest is done. Will not continue until maybe later. Got too much on my plate right now.

Also saving up for the 3D contest so I can give everyone 1000 coin due to some fuck up with the poll that disappeared on me before I could save it. It's going slow, though. Not a fan of leaving that unsettled.

 

[Mr. Tearson]

Well, you can keep my coins i dont need them. I think the contests encourage people to do something for the site and keep some users active to it. Also willing to see some spicier contests ^^

Edit: check trading hehe

Wow! Thanks, mate!

And yeah, I agree with you 100%. I will try to get started on the contest next month but I'm not making any promises at this stage. Between Game Development and Moderating, it's getting harder to make free time without moving the deadline further.

 

[grim019]

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Hey how is everyone doing this morning?

 

[Underlord]

Sorry, im now more of a lurker on the site since the "incident". Working on a lot of art stuff. Also no more active Daz contests so... (@Mr. Tearson

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This game seems kinda fun

1. Fuck : @conzibald [i know, we did it a lot but FUCK GOD]

2. Be fucked by : HappyTime (wheres your @ dude) requesting a substitution, you enter the field @Underlord

3. Have a 3-way with : @Slumdum and @StephanieD

4. Be stranded on a island with : @-Bonk-

5. Have Dinner and convo with : @BakaChan and @ApocalypseSurvivor

6. Be locked in a closet with : @SaveMeWhoAMI

7. Have a wild party night with : @Strut and @xlax

8. Marry and have kids with : @-Bonk-

9. Go on a crime spree with : @Guz89

10. Be a room-mate with : @Monokuma and @Underlord

11. Weekend vacation with : @luciddream

12. Read the mind of : @mime

I need to add more...

13. Ask for a hug: @VND and @Lix

14. The first one to talk to when all is chaos: @Silrog22

15. Whom to suggest to start a chaos: @Teaspoon

16. Ask for advice: @jsmith666

17. Get a good night kiss from: @Shawnchapp

18. The expert: @LostMarble

19: Happy and fluffly: @ErzuzB

20. People you think they would get along with: @Evil Surgeon @encassion

21. Best futa suppliers: @binstinct79 @Flaming1 @algeo

22. Willing to know more about him: @Hal04Sell

23. Protect it at all costs: @Noci

I think happy is gone again haha
https://lewdcorner.com/members/user_110934.110934/
@User_110934

 

[scdev]

Welp, gonna be gone for some hours.
Bye everyone, see you all later!
And Guzmeister, imagine my face when I summoned that, instead of you four....

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[User_61141]

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Quick one today, I need to step out in a few minutes

Spoiler: QUOTE WALL?

1. Fuck : The Mods, it's time for some role-reversal.
2. Be fucked by : The Mods, per usual.

are you telling me to go fuck myself???????

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4. Be stranded on a island with : @StephanieD, I can survive off of her banana supply.

6. Be locked in a closet with : @Guz89 , I'm going to beat that guy off so fucking good in there.

you forgot which account you were logged into

12. Read the mind of : @Kavinsky, I'm going to get the master key to this site and make you all my pretty little bitches.

Who needs balls when you have a huge dick!
Wait...how am I cummin'.

He wasn't wondering about pages at all! He was just trying to mess with me!!!

What? He seemed so genuine. I think you are just too suspicious.
Hey, can I ask you a question?

stop picking on the Trial, I need his mind in the right place before the real work starts

I hate pineapple on pizza but will always encourage people to try it just so they can hopefully hate it too....
I am more on the side of I hate pineapples as it is, not because it is on a pizza haha.

ps : sorry guz for double post

why? it happens

 

[Underlord]

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Quick one today, I need to step out in a few minutes

Spoiler: QUOTE WALL?

are you telling me to go fuck myself???????

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you forgot which account you were logged into

stop picking on the Trial, I need his mind in the right place before the real work starts

why? it happens

But have you merged yours recently haha

 

[Safetydummy]

honestly, this is a kind of skill I would like to have. useless, but i would want anyway

WHY you'd want a "willie" the diameter of pencil is your business, but you do realize it's only pushing out ONE brick?! Just how big do you think those are?

Well, at least the part about it being hard is still true

Conzi's gotcha covered, I'm sure (in more ways than one.)

Night night conzi!

Don't fuck those sheep too long. You need your beauty sleep.

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Wouldn't that be a coma in his case?

Seeing how it's quiet here, maybe a game of connect four?

DON'T let Conzi see ALL those holes!

Man that takes me back many years ago. The gaming community i was a part
of, we would all gather in teamspeak and then play monopoly, yahtzee, track
mania etc. fun fuckin times

Does anybody remember "Yahoo Chat" when you could play Trivia games in RT? I miss those days...

 

[k3652]

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Quick one today, I need to step out in a few minutes

Spoiler: QUOTE WALL?

are you telling me to go fuck myself???????

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you forgot which account you were logged into

stop picking on the Trial, I need his mind in the right place before the real work starts

why? it happens

I think you would like it

 

[kurgan]

Is that a "Bukkake Game Show"? WHAT is this? (Links?)

In JAV (Japan Adult Video) industry there are tons of weird fetishes, one of them is to watch a woman performing a quotidian action and then one or more guys cum over her. The idea is that she is not reacting to that, and keeps doing her thing as nothing happened. Inside this fetish, a subgenre is the news anchor being cum. Sometimes it's just a guy, others a whole bukkake. If you google it you will find tons of images of that. Even notorious JAV actresses as Maria Ozawa had done it.

 

[Safetydummy]

There's gotta be a offsite gaming thing we could join. Keep tab open
and fuck around

I thought you could do that stuff on Discord too?
I used to play "Cards Against Humanity", "Rotten Apples", and some Ad-lib drawing game with people from an app game on my tablet. I think the games were part of the Discord server...

Oh yeah. This guy once accused a female coworker of hitting him, with 2 people standing right there and surveillance camera footage proving he was lying like a bitch and still didn't fire him. Most of us there think it's because the president of the company hired him personally so it would make him look bad if the guy was fired.

Seems to me the President looks bad keeping this asshole around- surely everybody knows what a douche this other guy is, I'd bet it's not just to you...
At any rate. Fuck that guy!

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lmao

Anyone else ?

Damn. I hate being in the "past" sometimes.

Betting swamp people would outlast all of us combined, when attempting to survive a swamp. Notable exception might be made for the uniparty swamp people who have usurped Washington DC and most other capitols.

NOTE: this is not a political statement, but observable reality.

There was a saying back home. "Give a city boy $100 dollars- he just might make it out of town." "Give a Redneck a lighter and pocket knife- he'll get clear across the country."

Yup.

I'm really, REALLY hoping that the songwriter worked alone.

Otherwise it means the entire team of musicians... missed it as well.

I know it was done by "The Rembrandts", not sure who gets songwriting credit for it though.

fun

edit: day 69 of people not realising i typed it cause @-Bonk- said everyone to type fun

YOU DID? DO YOU NOT WANT PEOPLE TO SEE YOUR "DAD JOKE"? THIS ONE HERE?

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LOVE the lil Bacon 'n' Eggs gal.
Mmm, love to find some Rule34 stuff with the "Breakfast Princess" from "Adventure Time". Guess she wasn't popular enough.

 

[Monokuma]

This game seems kinda fun

10. Be a room-mate with : @Monokuma and @Underlord

This is the sitcom I didn't know I needed until now...

Personally....i would

12. Read the mind of : @conzibald [After that I will probably need 20 therapy sessions with @Monokuma]

I hadn't considerred how lucrative this mindreading business could be...
Sadly I offer all my services on here for free. Damn.

 

[NormalUser89]

Tbth, IS there every a good time to come back to this place?

Aww, don't feel that way.
Just jump in- they don't mind.
It's kinda their thing.

to be honest, after a while I realized that everyone is so wholesome. if you act like you’ve known them for years, they do the same for you. it’s really cool
how long until I start making GIFs with avatars too?

They don't bite, well Inyo might, and Conzi...well, "cover your ass" has a whole new meaning with him.

Wow. She is adorable, but those are some unflattering glasses.
They take up most of her face AND look like the ones they issue you in Boot Camp.

but that's the charm, the glasses make her 10x more adorable

I LOVE that game. I fell in LOVE with the lil sister. I loved her attitude and the glasses. She is a cutie!

I've yet to find the time to finish Part 1 or start the 2nd Part, but I do look forward to it.

Arc 1 is more story-focused and Arc 2 is more....
but if you don't like slow burn, arc 1 can be boring

 

[Silwith]

I come complete with my own crew!

And when we get back to the hideout.... We fuck you!

 

[jsmith666]

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Lots of meetings today before I go out of town again, so not sure how active I'll be, but I'll be here as much as I can. How's everyone doing today?

 

[Safetydummy]

Spoiler: later lucid

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IF the tip of dude's willie is a metallic, cybernetic implant? Does he feel anything?

yeah thats closest one i could find, with variation. tho was searching for gif where they shot it down/or pluck it out and turn it to night.

You might wanna check out Monty Python animations. Terry Gilliam was doing stuff with sun and moon both years ago.

this ?

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THAT. WAS. WHELMING. (Neither over nor under.)

Just FYI, I bought a bunch of bananas the other day.
I don't usually don't get bananas during summer because of mosquitos, but they looked good and I thought of your banana smoothy post.
Ate one in the morning and hung the bunch on my

Spoiler: banana hanger

for later.
3:30 AM, the banana hanger falls over or breaks or something (I didn't see it, I was asleep), falls off the counter, taking a coffee cup with it and smashes all over.
So I was up, groggily stumble to the kitchen and witness the banana/broken glass/wood pieces mess all over the floor.

My brother said 3:30 is the witching hour, so it might have been Satan.

I'm getting a bag of oranges next time.

Maybe your brother wanted to play "Conzi: The Home Game-Prolapsed Anus Edition" and knocked over the coffee cup getting a banana...OR you "sleep self-sodomize"?
(It IS the Witching Hour, technically closer to 3:33, has to do with opposing the Holy Trinity.)
Ya ever notice the bananas have NO gnats or critters on flying on them IN the store.
You bring them home. You didn't have critters before. The bananas have no critters now.
EVEN if you put them into a paper bag to ripen- when you open the bag a day or two later, you now have critters...those little black gnat things.
Do they live inside the the bananas?
Answer: They kinda do. They lay their eggs on them in the store and you bring them home. IF you rinse off your bananas- you shouldn't get those little gnats.

(Bukkake Pic.)

Firstly... who the fuck uses the word "quotidian"? I had to look that up- so you've enriched my vocabulary.
Secondly, WHY is this an actual thing? I mean what originates a fetish such as this?
Thirdly, WHAT exactly is called? Y'know for, um, research purposes- purely scientific...
Fourthly, HAS Yuko Ogura done it?

 

[User_108364]

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Hello everyone. Hope you're all doing good!

 

[kurgan]

Firstly... who the fuck uses the word "quotodian"? I had to look that up- so you've enriched my vocabulary.

I mistyped it, but I should have used daily, isn't it? XD

If Yuko Ogura did it, pretty sure you are not going to find it online!!