3 Years of Service
I was thinking of MASH.A lot of sources for that quote but my favorite is from Mash uttered by Margaret (Hotlips) Houlihan
You must be registered to see links: [very drunk] Oh. Corporal. I wonder if I can see Colonel Blake?- [She looks around, confused, then jogs away]
You must be registered to see links: I wonder if you can, too.- [Margaret drunkenly jogs up to Hawkeye, Trapper, and Henry Blake, stopping directly in front of Henry]
You must be registered to see links: [saluting] Major Margon Houlihat reporting for duty, sir.- : Aw boy, drunk as a skunk.
- : She's tanked.
- : A fine time to make a drinking debut.
- : Where are the casualties, sir?
- : Now, just hold your horses. They're not even here yet.
- : Well, then, let's go get 'em, sir. I'll drive!
- [Hawkeye and Trapper laugh]
- : Major? Major, dear, you're drunk.
- : Oh, I'm not so think as you drunk I am!
- [Hawkeye and Trapper laugh some more]
- : Uh, you'd better go to your tent, Major.
- : I can't operate in my tent!
- : [still laughing] You're doing okay so far!
- : Aah, go salute yourself!



