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[Davidtoxy]

What did you call me? Do I look obtuse to you?

jajajajajajajajajajajaja

 

[User_114674]

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Goddammit raccoon you almost made me fall off the chair

@Guz I keep hitting your Megumin and getting sent back to University, I already passed I'm not paying for more classes.

did you? I have two universities

 

[Saturnus]

I guess maybe y'all do occasionally complement each other, but I don't know if @luciddream would take that as a compliment.

I was going to point that out, too!
But, I don't know if Surgeon is French or something.

But, if @Evil Surgeon is from US or UK:

Lucky for you I know a guy who can fix you up, seeing how that handsome devil there ruined your entire body with that shove.

How many kidneys does it cost?

Also, do you care whose kidney it is?

How do they know he masturbated 56 times? Was there a counter nearby? Did they measure the amount of cum splattered over the place and do some math? I have questions.

Measuring the rug burns?
I chaffing like tree rings?

Quite possible. I'm going to talk about ancient religion without talking about current religion... much.

A friend of mine is totally into Egyptian lore, real, fake and Hollywood.

One of things he told me about the lore (note: I can't be assed to check) was: to get into the afterlife (as opposed to your soul being snuffed) =
-You had to have your heart removed and measured for how much sin you had vs. a feather.
-You had to wander through a maze, one wrong turn, and you were snuffed.
-(more steps that I forgot)
-THEN, you were only allowed to keep your soul intact for as long as people remember you (hence why pyramids, monuments, etc...).

The above could...
...all...
...be...
...bullshit. (or my friend was wrong or fuckin' with me)

But if it is even partially true... puts the current religion stuff in perspective, doesn't it?
They're just following a 10k year old trend... adjusted for inflation. Food for thought. (oh, and hands off my fuckin' heart, creepy ancient god...)

My brother said to me, "I prefer the original religion; Christianity."

 

[Lechrs]

How 'bout a joke to kick off my evening?

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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

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First, a tractor!​

 

[Xorsm]

BROOOOOOOO FIX YOUR SHIIIIIIT

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No, it legit looks fine on my screen lmao

 

[Evil Surgeon]

I was going to point that out, too!
But, I don't know if Surgeon is French or something.

But, if @Evil Surgeon is from US or UK:

How many kidneys does it cost?

Also, do you care whose kidney it is?

Measuring the rug burns?
I chaffing like tree rings?

My brother said to me, "I prefer the original religion; Christianity."

French? No.. I'm Italian. I'm a pasta-slurping Pisano from the U.S. Need me to pick out some new shoes for you?

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[fellownav]

How 'bout a joke to kick off my evening?

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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

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First, a tractor!​

and i thought i was unfunny

 

[Saturnus]

Goddammit raccoon you almost made me fall off the chair


did you? I have two universities

I keep clicking it, too! I have a habit of empty space clicking as I scroll.
If the view count goes up per click, you're thread will be in the lead in no time.

How do you get a farm girl to marry you?

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First, a tractor!​

 

[PsychicJohn]

BROOOOOOOO FIX YOUR SHIIIIIIT

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Just checked and it's fine on my end

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[User_114674]

If the view count goes up per click, you;re thread will be in the lead in no time.

It wasn't my initial intention, but now that you mentioned it...

 

[Saturnus]

French? No.. I'm Italian. I'm a pasta-slurping Pisano from the U.S. Need me to pick out some new shoes for you?

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Those aren't shoes,. they're clearly totes with concrete!

It wasn't my initial intention, but now that you mentioned it...

I FUCKING CLICKED IT AGAIN

 

[User_108364]

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I was going to point that out, too!
But, I don't know if Surgeon is French or something.

But, if @Evil Surgeon is from US or UK:

How many kidneys does it cost?

Also, do you care whose kidney it is?

Measuring the rug burns?
I chaffing like tree rings?

My brother said to me, "I prefer the original religion; Christianity."

 

[User_114674]

I FUCKING CLICKED IT AGAIN

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[Evil Surgeon]

Those aren't shoes,. they're clearly totes with concrete!

I FUCKING CLICKED IT AGAIN

How could I be so stupid? I told you I was Italian.. didn't I? You're a funny guy.. hey, check out the trunk of my car..

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[User_108364]

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Just a tiny bit away from 1st!

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[Evil Surgeon]

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Dear lord in heaven..

 

[Tosser]

How do they know he masturbated 56 times? Was there a counter nearby? Did they measure the amount of cum splattered over the place and do some math? I have questions.

They found this next to his body.

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[User_114674]

Just a tiny bit away from 1st!

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I mean, there are other ways to fix that.... I was using this cute face when I fixed before

 

[fellownav]

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U guys keep mentioning french and Italian all i can think about is food now my fat ass is making pasta

 

[Xorsm]

Just checked and it's fine on my end

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It has to do with monitor size I'm pretty sure, see mine looks fine too

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