discussion VN Ren'Py VAM Uncanny [v0.8.0] [Goosenards]

[cop666]

German Translation updated

 

[Skrotum]

wish i could understand the lastest update page, this one showed up for awhile and then disappeared, sigh

I think that is really unfair. The story earned to get some exposure with the update.

 

[Serhio]

Looks like he'll never fuck her...
They'll just keep sucking and licking each other.
Until episode 20.
It's weird to see this in a Goosenard's game.
Where there's usually tons of sex.
Then the developer will get bored and the game will end, finita la commedia!

 

[Nicest_Incest]

Looks like he'll never fuck her...
They'll just keep sucking and licking each other.
Until episode 20.
It's weird to see this in a Goosenard's game.
Where there's usually tons of sex.
Then the developer will get bored and the game will end, finita la commedia!

Unlike alot of loli AVNs where they are regularly getting stuffed with cocks bigger than their arms and getting their lungs and guts stuffed into their heads maybe this is going more toward realism? Unless the MC wants to shred her 10yo pussy and leave her a cripple for life (or kill her) her fruit won't be ripe and ready for plucking until she like 12-14, and even then it'll hurt like hell, esp if there's no training beforehand and she just makes the dick the first thing to ever enter her for silly reasons. Granted, there's other things to do besides sucking and licking, He could try his pinkie and maybe eventually graduate to his finger, then thumb and then 2 fingers. Hot dogging is also fun (basically rides his dick but doesn't put it inside). Maybe future scenes, maybe not, I guess we'll see eventually.

 

[AndyOTR]

maybe this is going more toward realism?

For realism, dick should be of average size or smaller. A big dick is a curse for loli lovers and it will always look unrealistic in games.

 

[Serhio]

Unlike alot of loli AVNs where they are regularly getting stuffed with cocks bigger than their arms and getting their lungs and guts stuffed into their heads maybe this is going more toward realism? Unless the MC wants to shred her 10yo pussy and leave her a cripple for life (or kill her) her fruit won't be ripe and ready for plucking until she like 12-14, and even then it'll hurt like hell, esp if there's no training beforehand and she just makes the dick the first thing to ever enter her for silly reasons. Granted, there's other things to do besides sucking and licking, He could try his pinkie and maybe eventually graduate to his finger, then thumb and then 2 fingers. Hot dogging is also fun (basically rides his dick but doesn't put it inside). Maybe future scenes, maybe not, I guess we'll see eventually.

You seem to have confused a game with reality.
It's a game, a virtual world.
Where anything is possible.
And why are you telling me the stages of puberty?
Wake up!
Real life doesn't have the same things you see in games!
And you're talking about later, maybe... well, well.
In two years?
You don't know the developer very well.
They might get tired of this project tomorrow, make an unexpected ending, and move on to another project.
This has happened before.
So, in this case, time is not on our side.

 

[Nicest_Incest]

You seem to have confused a game with reality.
It's a game, a virtual world.
Where anything is possible.
And why are you telling me the stages of puberty?
Wake up!
Real life doesn't have the same things you see in games!
And you're talking about later, maybe... well, well.
In two years?
You don't know the developer very well.
They might get tired of this project tomorrow, make an unexpected ending, and move on to another project.
This has happened before.
So, in this case, time is not on our side.

How often it happens is up to debate but sometimes life imitates art and vice versa. Just because I've yet to see a loli AVN based on a true story (at least to my knowledge) doesn't mean it never happens and officially is fictitious and/or coincidental even when it is sometimes based on reality, probably for legal ass-covering. Ped0philia is an actual thing in case you haven't heard (and probably why the loli kink is public enemy #1 with it, probably after a few were caught fapping to it and they said something like "It's not what it looks like, I'm not a ped0, they are actually 18, they just look 10" even though fictional cartoons can only have fictional ages beyond maybe their creation date in Daz, VAM, or whatever and who really need to quit being pussies and just own it). As far as Goosenards, only they know the long term plan but I guess time will tell as RC was their longest AVN so far and that one ran for a bit over a year irrc, but it doesn't need to be actually another 2-4 years in real life, flash forwards are a common tool used.

 

[Republican Bear]

I haven't played this game since the first few updates because of the lack of good content, and picking wrong choices means no scenes.

That's just me though as the game has many who enjoy it for what it is, and that's fine. It's looking to be one of Goosenards better games at least.

 

[Nicest_Incest]

I haven't played this game since the first few updates because of the lack of good content, and picking wrong choices means no scenes.

That's just me though as the game has many who enjoy it for what it is, and that's fine. It's looking to be one of Goosenards better games at least.

It's not a harem AVN, you have to pick between the loli and everyone else. I'm fine with that myself, just save at every choice, pick A and watch that non-loli scene, then reload and pick B to continue the story and watch Cora give/receive oral, no need to replay the whole AVN then.

 

[maximus]

It's not a harem AVN, you have to pick between the loli and everyone else. I'm fine with that myself, just save at every choice, pick A and watch that non-loli scene, then reload and pick B to continue the story and watch Cora give/receive oral, no need to replay the whole AVN then.

pretty much what i do

 

[highlrecommend]

I haven't played this game since the first few updates because of the lack of good content, and picking wrong choices means no scenes.

That's just me though as the game has many who enjoy it for what it is, and that's fine. It's looking to be one of Goosenards better games at least.

concentrate all focus on the loli, do not get distracted by hot chicks in town.

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For realism, dick should be of average size or smaller. A big dick is a curse for loli lovers and it will always look unrealistic in games.

i don't pay much attention to dicks but isn't the one on the MC normal or smaller than normal ?

 

[Nicest_Incest]

concentrate all focus on the loli, do not get distracted by hot chicks in town.

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i don't pay much attention to dicks but isn't the one on the MC normal or smaller than normal ?

Seems normal to me for a non-Asian. There's never a ruler beside it for scale but guessing the usual average 6-7".

 

[AndyOTR]

Seems normal to me for a non-Asian. There's never a ruler beside it for scale but guessing the usual average 6-7".

5-6 (14-15cm) average for Caucasians according to statistics.

 

[Nicest_Incest]

5-6 (14-15cm) average for Caucasians according to statistics.

Just Caucasians? I thought that was averaged across everyone, with Asians bringing that down. Condolences to those on the low end of that spectrum, though I guess it could be worse; statistics also says that only a few % have the size and flexibility to suck their own dick (though I guess many lie when asked if they do that).

 

[AndyOTR]

I thought that was averaged across everyone

This may be true.

with Asians bringing that down

It's not about size, but about the difference between a relaxed and an erect state. Among Negroids, the difference is small, while among Asians, the size varies several times. Among Caucasians, it's somewhere in between.

Condolences to those on the low end of that spectrum

Well, at least they won't have any problems with the lolis. Theoretically. This won't save them from problems with the law.

 

[Nicest_Incest]

Eh jsu tmov

This may be true.

It's not about size, but about the difference between a relaxed and an erect state. Among Negroids, the difference is small, while among Asians, the size varies several times. Among Caucasians, it's somewhere in between.


Well, at least they won't have any problems with the lolis. Theoretically. This won't save them from problems with the law.

Eh just convert to Islam and move to the Middle East (what Jeff Epstein and his customers should have done instead of buy an island), a few of those countries still have no AOC, at least none legally enforced by the central gov't like most in the West would expect. Granted you have to get her family's permission and marry them first or risk being publicly beheaded or stoned to death by said family, but if you are rich enough you can have up to 4 of them.

 

[AndyOTR]

but if you are rich enough you can have up to 4 of them

Only 4? Pfffft, that's a bit primitive.
Occultism is much better with 9-12

 

[Nicest_Incest]

Only 4? Pfffft, that's a bit primitive.
Occultism is much better with 9-12

Agree, dunno why 4 was chosen but the law it's based on is 1400+ years old. Guessing it's to reduce chances of one of them being neglected (treating them equally is actually a legal responsibility) and originally put a cap on the widespread polygamy pre-Islam with 4 arbitrarily set as a compromise at the time and partially solved the problems things like war and plague outbreak caused (man of the house dies instead of a single widow and her orphans you have dozens to socially deal with). Pre-600ish having a dozen or 2 wives/slaves/concubines wasn't too uncommon if you could afford it.

 

[snoopy39]

when is the next release ?

 

[highlrecommend]

when is the next release ?

you can jack off to this anytime you like, there is no restrictions.