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[ImN0tDon's iconImN0tDon]

Am I also getting a letter? You can put some perfume on it

Get in line

No offense, but that kinda is gay if you want a perfumed letter from me. I'm not ready for this kind of relationship with you, yet.
(But if you insist, I could still write it)

Woah woah woah, if anyone here is getting a letter here that's gonna be me. I also expect there to be perfume on it.
(No Homo)

There's also another thing with microwaves:
Arcin Teh Mikrowav (DO NAWT)
Frum da Kitteh Encyclopedea ov Very Bad Ideaz
OVERVIEW
Arcin teh mikrowav iz wen hoomanz put shiny‑shiny metalz in da spinny food‑heatin box. Dis makz da sparky‑sparky boom‑boom. Iz very excite but also very no. Ceiling Cat frowns upon dis.
HISTORY
Da furst recorded arc waz in 1993, wen a smol hooman put a 3 Musketeers wrapper in da mikrowav to “see wut happenz.”
Wut happenz:
• sparks
• flashy lightz
• mikrowav say “g00dbye”
• boom
• hooman grounded 4 lyfe
Dis event now considered “Da Great Shiny Incident.”
HOW IT HAPPENZ
Mikrowav haz:
• magick rayz
• spinny plate
• warmy vibes
Metal haz:
• reflecty powah
• chaos energy
• “u can’t tell me wut 2 do” attitude
Wen u mix dem:
• rayz bounce
• sparkz dance
• mikrowav screamz in binary
• janitor appearz frum thin air 2 say “oh no no no no”
SYMPTUMZ OV ARCIN
If ur mikrowav iz arcin, u may see:
• tiny lightning kittehz
• flashbang of shame
• smell of “uh oh”
• hooman yellin “UNPLUG IT UNPLUG IT UNPLUG IT”
• da display showin “ERR: WHY U DO DIS”
CEREMONIAL PROTOCOL
If arc beginz, follow da sacred steps:
1. Stare at it like “iz dis normal.”
2. Realize it iz NOT normal.
3. Open door (but only after sparkz stop doin rave party).
4. Remove shiny object while muttering “I haz made mistake.”
5. Offer apology to Ceiling Cat.
6. Buy new mikrowav because da old one now haunted.
CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE
Arcin teh mikrowav iz considered a rite of passage in many hooman communities, especially:
• college dormz
• break roomz
• summer skool English classz
• anywhere hoomanz gather unsupervised
Iz also a common topic in Channel‑17 Disaster Lore, where it rankz as a Tier‑2 Sparkle Event.
WARNINZ
DO NAWT ARC TEH MIKROWAV.
Iz danger.
Iz dumb.
Iz funny only in hindsight.
Also ur landlord will be mad.

Uh, hmmmm, right, totally understandable.
Uh guys can someone please call an ambulance? This guys either having an aneurysm or a stroke.

It can be fun to corrupt educate someone about a topic youre passionate in, even if that topic is ugly bastard forced NTR VNs :3

I always thought big number = good, small number = bad. So when I saw the jump from 5050 to 5060 was small, I assumed the performance boost would be small too. Turns out it’s like a 30% performance increase? But that also means paying about $158 more.

Check dm's

You know what happens if you bypass the doors and use the microwave with an open door?

Wait there are people who tried to bypass the doors on a microwave?

 

[skov]

Yoo! This is my first time saying anything here. Found out there is a blackjack minigame and i want to gamble

 

[imYuna!]

Ugly bastards get such a bad rap for no reason

When I asked my ex to call me a "fat ugly pig" during sex, she was like, "Nooo, you're not fat or ugly!" But, that's not the point and I do much worse things to you!

We need to campaign for ugly bastards, they've been hated on for far too long :3

 

[Underlord]

We need to campaign for ugly bastards, they've been hated on for far too long :3

IDK...ugly bastards already deserve the hated role. They are perfect for NTR stories

 

[red10242048]

greetings, I am new here, I came from uhh a similar site, but apparently this is the better place for games

 

[MattShizzle]

Good morning and happy Taco Tuesday. It's also American Painters Day.

 

[imYuna!]

IDK...ugly bastards already deserve the hated role. They are perfect for NTR stories

Ugly Bastards need married woman's love too

greetings, I am new here, I came from uhh a similar site, but apparently this is the better place for games

Welcome <3

 

[MattShizzle]

"Ugly bastards" should be a tag so it can be filtered out.

 

[Scepter]

Yoo! This is my first time saying anything here. Found out there is a blackjack minigame and i want to gamble

 

[imYuna!]

"Ugly bastards" should be a tag so it can be filtered out.

I'll protect all the ugly bastards and futas from you

 

[MattShizzle]

Minigames are another "absolute no."

 

[imYuna!]

Minigames are another "absolute no."

And we find common ground

 

[Golemus]

Good day Everyone!

Good morning and happy Taco Tuesday. It's also American Painters Day.

 

[BrodyPresto]

Anyone else browse itch.io for adult games? That’s where I found Eternum, Ripples, Fresh Women, and My Bully My Lover. What’s cool is seeing even casual or more mainstream players rate them highly.

Steam, on the other hand, feels pretty dry. There are way fewer realistic-looking visual novels. Basically just Being A DIK, plus Desert Stalker, Leap of Faith, and Fresh Women at the top. Compared to that, itch.io feels like heaven.

Also, why does everyone’s top 5 here always seem packed with recent AVNs? Do people just not remember Dating My Daughter anymore?

To its credit, recent games tend to have more realistic-looking models. They’re far less clay- or wax-like, and the animated sex scenes feel much less stiff.

I'll protect all the ugly bastards and futas from you

They’ve already stolen your waifu’s heart in hentai. Do ugly bastard and futa really need favoritism and protection on top of that?
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Minigames are another "absolute no."

And we find common ground

Mini-games can be fun if you find a good one, which, I’ll admit, is pretty rare. Still, check out Aurelia. It’s a standout, and does a great job blending mini-games with adult content.

 

[Foo]

you can buy a 3 year old phone for dirt cheap, people toss them after a year thinking they aren't good enough

Okay but do iphones kill their battery life and lock up/restart more often intentionally? I know that's the conspiracy theory but man... it's so prevalent of a theory for a reason it seems.
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I may have arthritis in my off hand (which is odd, you think it would be my main hand but nope!) which is annoying, 'cause thats my crankin' hand.
Also some shit with my foot.
also also mornin all

I know this is like post 1 million about how I'm old but I DO have arthritis in all those spots. And yes, it does suck as much as you'd think.

 

[Underlord]

Ugly Bastards need married woman's love too

Welcome <3

They are useful to be beside to make you look more attractive haha..

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[imYuna!]

Mini-games can be fun if you find a good one, which, I’ll admit, is pretty rare. Still, check out Aurelia. It’s a standout, and does a great job blending mini-games with adult content.

Oo, haven't heard of this one since it's missing the tags I usually look for but love the art style and will give it a go <3

 

[Golemus]

Oo, haven't heard of this one since it's missing the tags I usually look for but love the art style and will give it a go <3

Yeap, good game. Gameplay and graphics remind me 90's era quests like Legend of Kyrandia and Secrets of Monkey Island, but with lewd twist.

 

[tfgbhnjmk]

Guten morgen, guten tag, guten abend und guten nacht that was all my german sleep now g'night

 

[Golemus]

Guten morgen, guten tag, guten abend und guten nacht that was all my german sleep now g'night

Wet Dreams!