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Oh, and a Beautiful February to everyone!
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Ohh, we're losing someoneThere's also another thing with microwaves:
Arcin Teh Mikrowav (DO NAWT)
Frum da Kitteh Encyclopedea ov Very Bad Ideaz
OVERVIEW
Arcin teh mikrowav iz wen hoomanz put shiny‑shiny metalz in da spinny food‑heatin box. Dis makz da sparky‑sparky boom‑boom. Iz very excite but also very no. Ceiling Cat frowns upon dis.
HISTORY
Da furst recorded arc waz in 1993, wen a smol hooman put a 3 Musketeers wrapper in da mikrowav to “see wut happenz.”
Wut happenz:
• sparks
• flashy lightz
• mikrowav say “g00dbye”
• boom
• hooman grounded 4 lyfe
Dis event now considered “Da Great Shiny Incident.”
HOW IT HAPPENZ
Mikrowav haz:
• magick rayz
• spinny plate
• warmy vibes
Metal haz:
• reflecty powah
• chaos energy
• “u can’t tell me wut 2 do” attitude
Wen u mix dem:
• rayz bounce
• sparkz dance
• mikrowav screamz in binary
• janitor appearz frum thin air 2 say “oh no no no no”
SYMPTUMZ OV ARCIN
If ur mikrowav iz arcin, u may see:
• tiny lightning kittehz
• flashbang of shame
• smell of “uh oh”
• hooman yellin “UNPLUG IT UNPLUG IT UNPLUG IT”
• da display showin “ERR: WHY U DO DIS”
CEREMONIAL PROTOCOL
If arc beginz, follow da sacred steps:
1. Stare at it like “iz dis normal.”
2. Realize it iz NOT normal.
3. Open door (but only after sparkz stop doin rave party).
4. Remove shiny object while muttering “I haz made mistake.”
5. Offer apology to Ceiling Cat.
6. Buy new mikrowav because da old one now haunted.
CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE
Arcin teh mikrowav iz considered a rite of passage in many hooman communities, especially:
• college dormz
• break roomz
• summer skool English classz
• anywhere hoomanz gather unsupervised
Iz also a common topic in Channel‑17 Disaster Lore, where it rankz as a Tier‑2 Sparkle Event.
WARNINZ
DO NAWT ARC TEH MIKROWAV.
Iz danger.
Iz dumb.
Iz funny only in hindsight.
Also ur landlord will be mad.
I've read all this as it written and with an expression. now my Stomach hurts form laughter.There's also another thing with microwaves:
Arcin Teh Mikrowav (DO NAWT)
Frum da Kitteh Encyclopedea ov Very Bad Ideaz
OVERVIEW
Arcin teh mikrowav iz wen hoomanz put shiny‑shiny metalz in da spinny food‑heatin box. Dis makz da sparky‑sparky boom‑boom. Iz very excite but also very no. Ceiling Cat frowns upon dis.
HISTORY
Da furst recorded arc waz in 1993, wen a smol hooman put a 3 Musketeers wrapper in da mikrowav to “see wut happenz.”
Wut happenz:
• sparks
• flashy lightz
• mikrowav say “g00dbye”
• boom
• hooman grounded 4 lyfe
Dis event now considered “Da Great Shiny Incident.”
HOW IT HAPPENZ
Mikrowav haz:
• magick rayz
• spinny plate
• warmy vibes
Metal haz:
• reflecty powah
• chaos energy
• “u can’t tell me wut 2 do” attitude
Wen u mix dem:
• rayz bounce
• sparkz dance
• mikrowav screamz in binary
• janitor appearz frum thin air 2 say “oh no no no no”
SYMPTUMZ OV ARCIN
If ur mikrowav iz arcin, u may see:
• tiny lightning kittehz
• flashbang of shame
• smell of “uh oh”
• hooman yellin “UNPLUG IT UNPLUG IT UNPLUG IT”
• da display showin “ERR: WHY U DO DIS”
CEREMONIAL PROTOCOL
If arc beginz, follow da sacred steps:
1. Stare at it like “iz dis normal.”
2. Realize it iz NOT normal.
3. Open door (but only after sparkz stop doin rave party).
4. Remove shiny object while muttering “I haz made mistake.”
5. Offer apology to Ceiling Cat.
6. Buy new mikrowav because da old one now haunted.
CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE
Arcin teh mikrowav iz considered a rite of passage in many hooman communities, especially:
• college dormz
• break roomz
• summer skool English classz
• anywhere hoomanz gather unsupervised
Iz also a common topic in Channel‑17 Disaster Lore, where it rankz as a Tier‑2 Sparkle Event.
WARNINZ
DO NAWT ARC TEH MIKROWAV.
Iz danger.
Iz dumb.
Iz funny only in hindsight.
Also ur landlord will be mad.
Well, we're on the internet. Hard to take something here serious.![]()
Ohhh it's quite a bold assumption that a scented letter equals commitment.I promise I’m not picking out curtains yet haha
I'm just messing around, don't take me too seriouslyHope everything went well with the moving
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Oooo I didn't know I was famous :3 That just means there's competition for you, how exciting! <3Let's say I'm well alive, did what I could and hopefully don't need to help for a long time. Every helper was great, everyone did what they could. Just the host was a bit difficult.
Oh, you didn't forget about the letter?
I'm that one perv that wrote you that strange stuff in your DMs. But you're fame now I guess and pretty much everyone writes you now pervy stuff, so maybe I'm not standing out anymore.
Competition? Where's my old trusty shovel again? We can fix thisOooo I didn't know I was famous :3 That just means there's competition for you, how exciting! <3
Glad it went well enough even if there were some hiccups <3
Afteralmostone month, I am finally giving to you... 5 coins? No idea how much coins you get nowadays with a reaction but... I did reacted to your post there, so you should be a little richier than before... Now you can point that gun to the other side, right?
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Oh, and a Beautiful February to everyone!
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Oh my gosh, yoink. I'm putting that up in my office.Well, we're on the internet. Hard to take something here serious.
So far so good I would say. A bit too much to write it down, but I'm sure no one would like to hear details anyway. After all I couldn't even write it in a way for someone to understand, due to missing context.
But let's say, I'm very happy it's over.
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Did everyone enjoy their weekend without my constant spam?
I always wanted a zipdrive, maybe I can finally buy one now that i have some spare change.Floppy Disk 2027....is the future I tell you
Thanks for the breakdown, a great insight on your specific setup.
The Evo840 series has great controllers, so you can count on the higher range.
But 49khr runtime with just 14.9TB TBW on the Evo sounds so odd. Not in a bad way.
Well, there is still tape drive used today. Recently reaching 30TB. Some Nuclear powerplant in Europe used floppy disks recently for some security related applications, the odd shape, no modern usage and rarity made it easier to spot if someone tried to smuggle it into high security areas.
Does this answer the questioncrystaldiskinfo? if so..... i hope it is one of the waifu editions
I always wanted a zipdrive, maybe I can finally buy one now that i have some spare change.
You know what? Respect.Oooo, it looks cute but my phone is too old to be a reliable emulator x-x It's approaching it's 10 year birthday and the battery life is too messed up to not die and delete my game saves :3
The biggest problem with old phones are, that they get unusable by design.You know what? Respect.
I've never had a phone survive more than a few years before I wash it, forget it on my car, drop and shatter it irreparably, etc. Whatever your reasons for keeping it around, respect for your ability to do so at all.
Yeah, no argument there.The biggest problem with old phones are, that they get unusable by design.
I had enough time and dedication to piece together superficial information in my life. Everyone has something he/she can talk about.Yeah, no argument there.
Also, I'm genuinely so impressed with the level of technical proficiency on display here. People talking 'bout computer bits I feel like I might have understood 20 years ago but now, like, man... too smart for me. Too much knowledge.
I thought that when I read 'cellular standard' and had to look up what that meant.
Very smart folks around.
Where did I go wrong ;-;That's probably the reason I will never read/play AVs with @ylntla81! .
You did nowhere go wrong.Where did I go wrong ;-;
It can be fun toYou did nowhere go wrong.
It's rooted in the island interests everyone has. Would you like to introduce someone without zero knowledge about something into something you're already well versed?
That's around the corner I wanted to say. Thanks.It can be fun tocorrupteducate someone about a topic youre passionate in, even if that topic is ugly bastard forced NTR VNs :3
I get what you're saying tho, it can also be hard to get into a hobby/interest if someone around you is already an expert in it as well <3
Sweet dreams <3That's around the corner I wanted to say. Thanks.
It's also about dragging down someone. That's why I can't get into microcontrollers and Assembler. The only one I could ask for help is already so far into it, he just can't help anymore.
Now I slide into my bed, how this crocodile slides into its pond.
Good night everyone.
I always thought big number = good, small number = bad. So when I saw the jump from 5050 to 5060 was small, I assumed the performance boost would be small too. Turns out it’s like a 30% performance increase? But that also means paying about $158 more.Welcome back to the king of degeneracy himself!![]()
Beat me to it.
Wait, what's so deadly about a fridge or microwave?
Wow, I guess that's what happens when you ignore someone, they just forget you exist
@ylntla81! look @Twigless Leaf is back!!
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What do you plan on playing? Because if you can stretch your budget a bit more you could get the rtx 5060 version and get up to around 30% more performance out of it over the 5050 at 1080p which is the screens resolution.
Bro, where is this GIF from? I swear it’s from a really good gooner AVN, but I can’t remember which one.You must be registered to see attachments
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