Thank you! Not used to doing anything but lurking, but I'm trying
i also just lurk mostly but im trying to grind for games+
I have noticed a few newbies with us. -- to all of you I say Welcome! -- many of our residents will help you along with advice on how to make your transition to Lewdsville more fun for you. But in case they are being slack on a very important / warning / point I will do a bit of that here.
A VERY important point! We have a semi-official "welcomer" named
@conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions" If you would like to be semi immune to his attentions I can sell you various Lewdsville approved Anti-conzi options.
A Multi-Pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 100 AC
We can also sell you a
@Slumdum disguise from our craftsman @[sora] that may offer some protection . This protects by Predator satiation. Predator satiation is a survival strategy where a prey species briefly becomes highly abundant, causing predators to become overwhelmed and unable to eat or in this case fuck all the available prey in all their available holes. These disguises will run you 200 AC
They will be personalized versions of this:
We also have various types of Anti-conzi personal protective equipment (PPE) reasonably priced at 500 to 1500 AC
For certain immunity from Conzi's attentions we can make you an appointment with our very own
@Evil Surgeon to perform body modification surgery on you for 4000 AC (8000 AC if you desire anesthesia) Expensive? -- yes -- but it's the only way to be sure.
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Finally we have a trainer
@Underlord who can design for you a personalized fitness program to train your body into a weapon if you wish to defend yourself for 2000 AC.
Please feel free to deposit the required coins into my account to start the ball rolling. I will handle all the paperwork for you.
If not? well say hi to Conzi for me