discussion Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

[Mitsushi]

Ah I miss randomly finding a porn mag in the woods as a kid lol

That just reminded me of trying to watch porn on a scrambled satellite channel at my friends house when we were kids

That's funny that's exactly what I was going to say was the scrambled channels for me, I remember I went to my dads cousins house one time and he was like just watch out what channels you go to and I'm like why? Well turns out he was one of the only people I ever met that actually paid for the playboy channel lol

Good Morning all and Happy Casual Friday / Soylent Green day / Spaghetti Wrestling Day / Fuck It Friday! The day that has something for everyone! Time for coffee, backreading, awarding reactions for deserving Lewdians and more coffee!

Good morning uncbuck, hope it's been a good Friday so far!

 

[dirty36]

You just want to trap him right haha

Hey, That's @TheDude14
Haven't seen him in a while...

First, I would like to apologize for posting two comments in a row earlier. I guess that's frowned upon. As one can guess, I came to this thread to get 750 AC, but to my surprise, I enjoy it. There is no way that I can start from the beginning or even keep up. Still, this has been a pleasant experience.

 

[uncbuck]

There are a LOT of newbies with us today to all of you I say Welcome! -- may of our residents will help you along with advice on how to make your transition to Lewdsville more fun for you. But in case they are being slack I will do a bit of that here.

Antisocial Thread is probably most active thread
read through the very first post about the rules
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/anti-social-lurker-hideout-spot.12155

Other stuff you might want to read on to understand the site:

The Coin-Hustlers University
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/the-coin-hustlers-university.8925/

Activity Coin stuff
https://lewdcorner.com/threads/credit-system-for-purchasing-members.6613/

Another VERY important point! We have a semi-official "welcomer" named @conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions" If you would like to be semi immune to his attention I can sell you various Anti-conzi options.

A Multi-Pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 100 AC

We can sell you a @Slumdum disguise from our craftsman @[sora] that may offer some protection . This protects by Predator satiation. Predator satiation is a survival strategy where a prey species briefly becomes highly abundant, causing predators to become overwhelmed and unable to eat or in this case fuck all the available prey. These disguises will run you 200 AC

They will be personalized versions of this:

We also have various types of Anti-conzi personal protective equipment (PPE) reasonably priced at 500 to 1500 AC

For certain immunity from Conzi's attentions we can make an appointment with our very own @Evil Surgeon to perform body modification surgery on you for 4000 AC (8000 AC if you desire anesthesia)

Finally we have a trainer @Underlord who can design for you a personalized fitness program to train your body into a weapon for self defense for 2000 AC.

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Please feel free to deposit these coins into my account to start the ball rolling. I will handle all the paperwork for you.

If not? well say hi to Conzi for me

 

[Captain Panda]

Is this game made for @conzibald ?

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[Underlord]

Is this game made for @conzibald ?

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You should sleep there haha

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[ZoomBonk]

Btw what are people eating now/today
I'm eating some scuffed homemade burritos atm

 

[Captain Panda]

First, I would like to apologize for posting two comments in a row earlier. I guess that's frowned upon. As one can guess, I came to this thread to get 750 AC, but to my surprise, I enjoy it. There is no way that I can start from the beginning or even keep up. Still, this has been a pleasant experience.

Same with most of us came for the games, stayed for the bullshit lol

You should sleep there haha

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Damn my bed time is getting earlier and earlier. At some point I'm gonna wake up to a message telling me to go to bed lol

 

[Aarau]

Ah I miss randomly finding a porn mag in the woods as a kid lol

it's a small world xD

We had problems in my "village", someone take a magazine in the bathroom and the janitor find it.
There was a huge, unjustified, hunt for the culprit.

That shocked us more than the magazines. I'm talking about the '90


"Btw what are people eating now/today
I'm eating some scuffed homemade burritos atm"

After the transplant? Only tasteless foods like cattors, salad and boiled fish... u.u

 

[Captain Panda]

it's a small world xD

We had problems in my "village", someone take a magazine in the bathroom and the janitor find it.
There was a huge, unjustified, hunt for the culprit.

That shocked us more than the magazines. I'm talking about the '90

That's quite funny. Don't suppose you also remember the books full of cheat codes you could get? They always had tons of adverts for hookers, sex chat lines and escort services in the back like 10 pages?

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

First, I would like to apologize for posting two comments in a row earlier. I guess that's frowned upon. As one can guess, I came to this thread to get 750 AC, but to my surprise, I enjoy it. There is no way that I can start from the beginning or even keep up. Still, this has been a pleasant experience.

What?! You're not going to back-read almost 7000 pages? Unacceptable!! j/k Welcome to the thread and enjoy your time here.

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

Another VERY important point! We have a semi-official "welcomer" named @conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions" If you would like to be semi immune to his attention I can sell you various Anti-conzi options.

A Multi-Pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 100 AC

What!? @conzibald got a promotion and an semi-official title?! Congrats are in order!

 

[uncbuck]

Seriously, finding them in the woods. Some might find that creepy, but actually I find that sort of hot.

We never really gave it much thought about how they got there -- in retrospect -- bait perhaps?

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[conzibald]

Is this game made for @conzibald ?

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[MattShizzle]

I bought some porn mags when I was like 18-20. Women in them now would be in their 50s or 60s. Ones when I was younger I saw would be old ladies. Assuming they're alive - drugs were pretty common with them in those days,

 

[conzibald]

I bought some porn mags when I was like 18-20. Women in them now would be in their 50s or 60s. Ones when I was younger I saw would be old ladies. Assuming they're alive - drugs were pretty common with them in those days,

considering how the industry treats them and alot of them forced it, it is not suprising

 

[uncbuck]

What!? @conzibald got a promotion and an semi-official title?! Congrats are in order!

@conzibald is gonna do it anyway -- we may as well profit by fearmongering about his "tendancies"

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[Slumdum]

Hello everyone!

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Ah I miss randomly finding a porn mag in the woods as a kid lol

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Only found one though throughout my life.

 

[ZoomBonk]

Tbh I'm surprised about how chill and supportive this place is compared to others (not gonna name them just in case)

 

[Underlord]

Hello everyone!

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Only found one though throughout my life.

Welcome back

Now go to bed haha

 

[everyone deserves nothing i am out]

holy hell there's a lot of pages in this thread