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And if you are wondering if you are getting scammed. I offer all these services but only for 1k LC each.Another important point! We have a semi-official "welcomer" named @conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions" If you would like to be semi immune to his attention I can sell you various Anti-conzi options. I am sure your loving father will give you the coins -- if he loves you.
A multi-pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 200 AC
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Various types of Anti-conzi personal protective equipment (PPE) reasonably priced at 500 to 1500 AC
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And - for certain immunity from Conzi's attentions we can make an appointment with our very own @Evil Surgeon to perform body modification surgery on you for 4000 AC (8000 if you want anesthesia)
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Finally we have a trainer @Underlord who can give you a fitness program to train your body into a weapon for self defense for 2000 AC.
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Please feel free to deposit these coins into my account to start the ball rolling. I will handle all the paperwork for you.
If not? If your daddy doesn't love you enough to pay to protect you? Well say hi to Conzi for me
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All these people are millionaires that exploit us peasants to fill their banks with more LC.
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