Another important point! We have a semi-official "welcomer" named
@conzibald Some new members prefer to avoid his "attentions" If you would like to be semi immune to his attention I can sell you various Anti-conzi options. I am sure your loving father will give you the coins -- if he loves you.
A multi-pass - This will protect you if Conzi is not carrying his "I can do whatever I want" permit. We can sell you this for a mere 200 AC
Various types of Anti-conzi personal protective equipment (PPE) reasonably priced at 500 to 1500 AC
And - for certain immunity from Conzi's attentions we can make an appointment with our very own
@Evil Surgeon to perform body modification surgery on you for 4000 AC (8000 if you want anesthesia)
Finally we have a trainer
@Underlord who can give you a fitness program to train your body into a weapon for self defense for 2000 AC.
Please feel free to deposit these coins into my account to start the ball rolling. I will handle all the paperwork for you.
If not? If your daddy doesn't love you enough to pay to protect you? Well say hi to Conzi for me