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[fthegovernment]

Apparently he's never heard of rotten tuna stuffed with sausage.. Aka, my ex wife's favorite past time.

I cant believe with 500,000,000 people in north america we both married the same woman LOL

Heading to the Welfare Office​

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[User_88762]

I cant believe with 500,000,000 people in north america we both married the same woman LOL

If that were true, the tuna would have decomposed by this point.

 

[fthegovernment]

If that were true, the tuna would have decomposed by this point.

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[matoes]

Hey y'all. Finally home after a long day of working for a living.

Time to boot up something and get erotic.

 

[Saturnus]

Fight me you fish eaters.

Hey, don't get all grumpy, girl!
I eat ass, too.

True, good luck getting a vasectomy at 14...at least legally

I have an easy solution!

Majority of the time wasabi is just horseraddish dyed green. That could be why. Gotta read the ingredients, real wasabi is hotter in a vapor kinda way, will make you cry and clear a blocked nose. But it can get pricy

Wasabi is a different kind of hot. Quite tasty, too.
But I've had horseradish that will clear your sinuses to the back of your eyes.

hello my fellow scholars how is everyone does anyone else have any ideas of how to trap Evil Surgeon

He is a malevolent male nurse, nothing more!

Have you tried mixing mint sauce in with mushy peas with your fish and chips.

JFC British food is trash.

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Good, I've some pans for you to clean!

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Right, I'm off for the night night guys.

Goodnight Dover!

Good luck with those daughters!

Apparently he's never heard of rotten tuna stuffed with sausage.. Aka, my ex wife's favorite past time.

 

[niveabob]

Good evening everyone, guess who got the flu?
Being sick sucks

 

[Captain Panda]

Good evening everyone, guess who got the flu?
Being sick sucks

Get outta here we don't want you flu computers virus. My ethernet
cable dosent have a condom

 

[Crisis33]

Now what you guys think of worstershire sauce?

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Probably one of the weirder British things, although I think it's derived from an ancient roman fish sauce.

I mean... I cant pronounce it so I call it "wash your sister sauce"

 

[[丂ㄖ尺卂]]

Get outta here we don't want you flu computers virus. My ethernet
cable dosent have a condom

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sorry what?

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[Captain Panda]

I mean... I cant pronounce it so I call it "wash your sister sauce"

Bescuze me? My sister is of limits

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@Slumdum incoming hide your drugs

 

[Saturnus]

Good evening everyone, guess who got the flu?
Being sick sucks

I woke up with a sore throat.
Still had to go dig holes in the sun, though.
Vitamin C and ibuprofen, you're my only hope!

I mean... I cant pronounce it so I call it "wash your sister sauce"

"wuss-ter-shire"

Bescuze me? My sister is of limits

You only think that for now...

 

[fthegovernment]

I mean... I cant pronounce it so I call it "wash your sister sauce"

worcestershire

wu·stuh·shr

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[Crisis33]

"wuss-ter-shire"

I think I'll stick with my way of saying it.

More fun please it always gets a double take from people hearing it for the first time and its the reaction I very much enjoy.

 

[Captain Panda]

I woke up with a sore throat.
Still had to go dig holes in the sun, though.
Vitamin C and ibuprofen, you're my only hope!



"wuss-ter-shire"



You only think that for now...

She is considering leaving her fiance so if you want a big tiddy goth girl. Maybe but she bi so twice the competition

 

[fthegovernment]

Bescuze me? My sister is of limits

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@Slumdum incoming hide your drugs

you set this up good

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[[丂ㄖ尺卂]]

I woke up with a sore throat.
Still had to go dig holes in the sun, though.
Vitamin C and ibuprofen, you're my only hope!

i just eat raw lemons and only drink lemonade my antibodies are too powerful

 

[Captain Panda]

you set this up good

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Open up it's D.A.V.E

 

[KaySwitchPrime]

My gf was 2 years older than when we got together, and her parents had just broken up, and her mom was over nice to me back then.

When my gf and I decided to do it when my gf was trying to give me a bj or trying to. Her mom came in and took her off clothes of came onto the bed where we were and sarted to finger her daughter's pussy with one hand while slightly choking her with the other, then when she removed her finger from her pussy and quickly grab my cock and sloyly sarted rubing up and down while she then used the other hand she was using to finger her daughter and shoverd down my mouth while saying how does my daughter taste if you stay with my dauther you can have both of us then she remove her hand from my dick and mouth while saying not so fast momny gone have some fun tonight.

Then she got up the sat back down on my cock then she slowly sarted to put my cock in her and sarted to move up and down. I did not last long and came in her in a few secondsthen grab my neck and said, " nauther boy coming in me ithout permission Then she removed her hand from my neck and slowly removed my cock from pussy and the she slowly got off the bed walked to the door while saying mommy will be back th a magic blue pill that makes you last all night.

Oh okay, well that explains it then. Welcome to Penthouse forum.

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Good, I've some pans for you to clean!

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Oh, I see. It's gonna be one of those days here where everybody gangs up on me.

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[[丂ㄖ尺卂]]

Bescuze me? My sister is of limits

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@Slumdum incoming hide your drugs

what about the poisons for evil surgeon?

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no connection to anything i was saying but @Evil Surgeon i have something for you dont mind anything i have said heres some "tea"