discussion Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

[fthegovernment]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
"Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00"

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she enquirers with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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[Underlord]

Why'd you scare all the backreaders away?

He's just a cranky chiropractor!



Unoriginal, but thanks for participating!

Nice avatar ..

Why you blaming me blame all the ever changing rules haha

 

[Evil Surgeon]

You're not??

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Update on the Pig war combatants . ----- After their stints in the military and police forces the surviving Pig women are shipped off to @Evil Surgeon 's lab where he repairs them using his cutting edge techniques, laboring long hours to repair their broken bodies and build them back better, stronger, faster than they ever were before. . They are then released into society where they join the Swinish party, slowly exerting their hoggish influence to overturn @Guz and @Guz89 's cruel prejudicial rule.

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Say what??

@Evil Surgeon i have a gift for you as a peace treaty and its "totally not deadly" and its "completely safe"

Spoiler

if you dont want that i also have this for you just don't minds the sounds of agony it makes

 

[CrownedBeast]

Good morning/night lovelies. Just finished backreading another 200 pages, Ill catch up some day.

Although I am a little concerned about how many how many different slummy gifs -bonk- has...

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Good morning/night lovelies. Just finished backreading another 200 pages, Ill catch up some day.

Although I am a little concerned about how many how many different slummy gifs -bonk- has...

It's offset by all the Bonk gifs I have. Don't tell him about this.. he's umm.. temperamental when I beat him up.

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[CrownedBeast]

It's offset by all the Bonk gifs I have. Don't tell him about this.. he's umm.. temperamental when I beat him up.

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Im learning so much LC lore from this thread

 

[Underlord]

It's offset by all the Bonk gifs I have. Don't tell him about this.. he's umm.. temperamental when I beat him up.

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Damn I see the gone users haha make you realize you don't have new gifs

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Damn I see the gone users haha make you realize you don't have new gifs

Gone, but not forgotten. They will live on in the gifs.

 

[Saturnus]

You're not??

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You're a big meanie!

Say what??

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You, sir, are a villainous veterinarian!

Why you blaming me blame all the ever changing rules haha

You're the reason for half of all bad things that happen here.
@-Bonk- told me so

Good morning/night lovelies. Just finished backreading another 200 pages, Ill catch up some day.

Although I am a little concerned about how many how many different slummy gifs -bonk- has...

 

[Evil Surgeon]

You're a big meanie!

You, sir, are a villainous veterinarian!

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[Underlord]

Im learning so much LC lore from this thread

Did you know a long time ago you could lose your react button haha

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There was once a member that was stripped of his react powers.
There was a VIP (old name of P1 when it was the highest) of the Lurkers so powerful and wise that he could influence the thread to create coins. He had such a deep understanding of the thread that he could even make people members+. It's not a story the Mods would tell you, He became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his power, which eventually happened. His fellow lurkers, however, betrayed and reported him in his sleep, thus he was striped of his powers.

Gone, but not forgotten. They will live on in the gifs.

I mean a lot of them have been forgotten especially the ones without gif or disappeared really early days after the Nuke

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[Crisis33]

Love the star wars reply.

tickles my nerd fancy the right way.

 

[Saturnus]

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Your world, huh?

You love my grandma teets! Come and get 'em

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Did you know a long time ago you could lose your react button haha

There was once a member that was stripped of his react powers.
There was a VIP (old name of P1 when it was the highest) of the Lurkers so powerful and wise that he could influence the thread to create coins. He had such a deep understanding of the thread that he could even make people members+. It's not a story the Mods would tell you, He became so powerful that the only thing he feared was losing his power, which eventually happened. His fellow lurkers, however, betrayed and reported him in his sleep, thus he was striped of his powers.

Sounds like a rampant shit-poster who let the amount of coins he accumulated go to his head.

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Your world, huh?

You love my grandma teets! Come and get 'em

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And now..

 

[Slumdum]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: Bonki

Not so fast there Slumbug

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Gotta "slow walk" these stairs first.......safety remember ? Don't want a
repeat of past events





EEEEK......not pleasant. Sleep well little Slumblebee





On the bubble

I still get nightmares about it....

Sleep well Bonki, see you later!

Spoiler: Underlord

@MasterShifufff have fun playing some games

Decided to login on your alt again huh Underlord?

Spoiler: Saturnus

Look at this tough guy!

Don't trust the SlumSun....
He's only trying to lure you in, then offer you to his counter part the SlumRog...

Spoiler: Doc

It's offset by all the Bonk gifs I have. Don't tell him about this.. he's umm.. temperamental when I beat him up.

Gone, but not forgotten. They will live on in the gifs.

Spoiler: Mod summoning

And we have finally arrived at the Thursday!
Soon the weekend will be upon us, Hope you have a good one.
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
@Slumdum

Summoning is complete!

And with that, I'm out.
Bye everyone.
See you all later!

 

[Evil Surgeon]

Good morning everyone!

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Spoiler: Bonki

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I still get nightmares about it....

Sleep well Bonki, see you later!

Spoiler: Underlord

Decided to login on your alt again huh Underlord?

Spoiler: Saturnus

Don't trust the SlumSun....
He's only trying to lure you in, then offer you to his counter part the SlumRog...

Spoiler: Doc

Spoiler: Mod summoning

And we have finally arrived at the Thursday!
Soon the weekend will be upon us, Hope you have a good one.
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime
@Slumdum

Summoning is complete!

And with that, I'm out.
Bye everyone.
See you all later!

I was framed! I didn't do anything.



I look forward to being cleared of all charges when you come back later!

 

[Recon]

Goodnight everyone enjoy the rest of the night.

 

[Saturnus]

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And now..

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[Evil Surgeon]

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[Underlord]

I was framed! I didn't do anything.

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I look forward to being cleared of all charges when you come back later!

It is true....evil didn't attack slum or bonk...
He took all the beating without fighting back he is innocent...
Here the footage

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