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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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Unfortunately you're player might be the equivalent of "Say Goodnight Kevin".


so you're roomate's basically this guy
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basically, although we do have different rooms thank god. Fella keeps all his pots n shit in his room
 
That's like a fern sprout right? What do you do with'm? Rather how do you prepare them?
Yep -- Fiddleheads are the tightly coiled, edible shoots of the ostrich fern, a spring delicacy in many parts of North America. They are harvested before the fern fronds fully open and are a popular wild edible vegetable.. Boil them for 15 minutes - drain and then saute' them . you need to boil to remove toxins .

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I wonder if tactically placed coffee beans can keep my cat out of spots its not supposed to be in...
Or it could end up attracting them since they'll want to bury it. Could try it in one spot and see if they go there more or less
 
Ah true. Last thing i need is knocked over beans everywhere. Not about to go out by tripping on what my cat thought was shit.
I could only imagine what you're cat would think if you the owner who cleans up thier bowl movements so well normally suddenly starts "shitting" around the house XD
 
I gotta shit in a box but this guy does it everywhere. "Rules for thee but not for me", this is oppression!
The cat rebellion has begun
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She requires additional swords; she's not got enough yet.
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my camouflage is flawless, no one suspects a thing

Yeah a hippo has a real need for camouflage. They're so meek and plaqued by predators...


nope nope NOOOOOPE


Could be anything who knows.
The bed could be a mimic... imma sleep on the couch
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Get off me you filthy SOFA!!!
I once again continue my quest populating the 'Stories' forum. Hopefully, one day my quest will succeed in encouraging others to do the same.

Long live the forums! Silence no more!
Hello and thank you. Don't worry, the first thing I do on any forum is reading the rules 😇
Aged like fine wine I'm sure :)
I feel like I've aged more like a fine cheese...
hello, how is everyone this fine wednesday
I like to think that I would like a fine Wednesday...
Do you forage for mushrooms? There are only 3 that I actively look for and eat...
Morels, Puffballs and Shaggy Manes. There are many more that are edible but these three are delicious and no other mushrooms look anything like them, so eliminates the mistaken identity...
It should be Morel and Puffball time right now where I am and lots of wild asparagus not far from home, kind of fun finding free food... :p
[pedantic lecture] TANSTAAFL: knowledge, experience, risk, time and effort are the costs here. [/pedantic lecture]
I definitely need to change the springs.

Her springs worked well... I don't see your issue
It is morel time here as well right now though as of yet - no success this year. I also do Puffballs , Hen of the woods, Pheasant backs, Chicken of the woods and Chanterelles. I often forage asparagus and fiddle heads as well. I like the combination of free food and exercise .

[pedantic lecture] TANSTAAFL: knowledge, experience, risk, time and effort are the costs here. [/pedantic lecture]
 

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She requires additional swords; she's not got enough yet.
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Yeah a hippo has a real need for camouflage. They're so meek and plaqued by predators...
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nope nope NOOOOOPE



The bed could be a mimic... imma sleep on the couch
.
.
Get off me you filthy SOFA!!!
I feel like I've aged more like a fine cheese...
I like to think that I would like a fine Wednesday...
[pedantic lecture] TANSTAAFL: knowledge, experience, risk, time and effort are the costs here. [/pedantic lecture]
Her springs worked well... I don't see your issue
[pedantic lecture] TANSTAAFL: knowledge, experience, risk, time and effort are the costs here. [/pedantic lecture]
Nothing wrong with some tasty cheese :)
 
Yeah a hippo has a real need for camouflage. They're so meek and plaqued by predators...
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nope nope NOOOOOPE
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The bed could be a mimic... imma sleep on the couch
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Get off me you filthy SOFA!!!

As a GM I love mimics, One of my favorite tricks for players the first time they play with me is to trick them into thinking a treasure chest is a mimic then after they realize it's not and relax have the rug it was sitting on turn out ot be a rug of smothering XD
 
Todays theme being ninja, reminds me of the film Ninja Assassin (2009). I don't remember much about the movie, but I do remember being impressed with the scenes where he used a modified chain version of a kyoketsu-shoge.
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Here's a training scene from probably near the beginning of the movie...
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Anyways, I've always thought they were impressive to be able to use effectively.

Gnight, K
From context, I'd guess you've never tried ramen

It's been about 30y since my town has contained a Viétnamese Restaurant and I only went once while it was open and don't recall having phô even then. I've only had phô in 'Phô Cup' prepackaged form. I didn't care for it, as it was really only sweet tasting and nothing else for me. The noodles were slimmer, more 'cohesive' and a little less chewy than prepackaged ramen.

Honestly, making prepackaged ramen with fixins' takes about 5-7 mins.
True I have not tried ramen. For awhile I was trying to be gluten free, so that was a reason I avoided them. I should give them a try. Too bad you don't have a Pho place near you, I have one within walking distance that is one of the best around.
Good night KSP. Have a bowl of Ramen.

Good evening notricksanchez69!

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Thank you, I'll seriously consider it. 💚
"KaySwitch"

You always manage to choose such good images KaySwitch! :p
Thank you! Great minds think alike! 💚

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A couple more sexy ninjas (by Unwanted-Empathy on DeviantArt)...
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Todays theme being ninja, reminds me of the film Ninja Assassin (2009). I don't remember much about the movie, but I do remember being impressed with the scenes where he used a modified chain version of a kyoketsu-shoge.
250px-Kyoketsu_shoge_forged_1989.jpg


Here's a training scene from probably near the beginning of the movie...
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Anyways, I've always thought they were impressive to be able to use effectively.


True I have not tried ramen. For awhile I was trying to be gluten free, so that was a reason I avoided them. I should give them a try. Too bad you don't have a Pho place near you, I have one within walking distance that is one of the best around.

Thank you, I'll seriously consider it. 💚

Thank you! Great minds think alike! 💚

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A couple more sexy ninjas (by Unwanted-Empathy on DeviantArt)...
sexy_assassin__by_unwanted_empathy_dj20mie-414w-2x.jpg


sexy_assassin__2__by_unwanted_empathy_dj20mj3-414w-2x.jpg
Only thing I remember from that movie was how the ninjas would throw stars from the shadows like they were machine gun firing, thought it was the cool kinda campy XD

edit: also love the assassins
 
Actually it's boiled bean juice!...which sounds pretty bad too...hmm.
Please don't boil your coffee beans, it will make the taste more bitter 💚
Only thing I remember from that movie was how the ninjas would throw stars from the shadows like they were machine gun firing, thought it was the cool kinda campy XD

edit: also love the assassins
Yeah for sure it was over-the-top, but I recall it being fairly entertaining (and quite graphic violence for the time)
 
As a GM I love mimics, One of my favorite tricks for players the first time they play with me is to trick them into thinking a treasure chest is a mimic then after they realize it's not and relax have the rug it was sitting on turn out ot be a rug of smothering XD
Had to tell my party about this one. Everyone cracked up- I laughed, the bard laughed, the fighter laughed, the wizard laughed, the table laughed. TPK.
 
Had to tell my party about this one. Everyone cracked up- I laughed, the bard laughed, the fighter laughed, the wizard laughed, the table laughed. TPK.
I always had an idea for a one shot Halloween episode where the party would be tasked with investigating a haunted house that suddenly appeared. However in the end it would turn out that the house belonged to a wizard who had a strange affinity for collecting mimics so wasn't actually haunted everything in the house was a mimic. Basically they could leave any time they wanted but if they made it all the way to the bed room where they find the wizards corpse (died of old age some time ago) and learned the truth the mimcs wouls all spring to life and it would be an instant TPK.
 
I always had an idea for a one shot Halloween episode where the party would be tasked with investigating a haunted house that suddenly appeared. However in the end it would turn out that the house belonged to a wizard who had a strange affinity for collecting mimics so wasn't actually haunted everything in the house was a mimic. Basically they could leave any time they wanted but if they made it all the way to the bed room where they find the wizards corpse (died of old age some time ago) and learned the truth the mimcs wouls all spring to life and it would be an instant TPK.
See I'd be tempted to go one bigger... the whole house is a mimic. Just a very sleepy one. Stay very quiet and they might survive long enough to figure that out (via clues such as furnishings that can't be moved, floors/walls that bleed if poked, basement rooms that are just vats of stomach acids, etc)... make too loud a noise and really hilarious instant TPK.
 
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