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[MattShizzle]

If you're a pimp how do you hail a taxi?

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Trick question. Pimps don't take taxis.

 

[HarelM]

I've been enjoying making lasagna recently...I only started making it this year.

For todays prison theme, here's a locked up Lara Croft...

One: The underboob shirt is... amazing.
Two: the handjob specialization evolution on the left hand is hawt!

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[Scuffed]

Haven't been able to game much over the last two weeks, any recent recommendations from here on the forum?

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[Ewasuw]

If you're a pimp how do you hail a taxi?

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Trick question. Pimps don't take taxis..

Who do you call a pimp?
This title must be earned.

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[dirty36]

let's go for a drive!

Also hi dirty!

You know I can't pass on a car ride. Always fun with your driving.

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Hi Slum!

 

[uncbuck]

Good morning everyone and Happy Throat Punch Thursday! Got a lot of chores to do today so I will probably be in and out but here to start my day off right with my usual coffee and backreading

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[HarelM]

@dirty36

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Here's the 'original' Inner Boob pic that MikeRoss posted, for your 'viewing' pleasure.

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[Vizer007]

@dirty36

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Here's the 'original' Inner Boob pic that MikeRoss posted, for your 'viewing' pleasure.

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[truetrue]

Good morning everyone and Happy Throat Punch Thursday! Got a lot of chores to do today so I will probably be in and out but here to start my day off right with my usual coffee and backreading

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Can't wait for taint kick tuesday

 

[uncbuck]

Education time -- Snippets from history -- On May 8th (among many other things) the following happened: You can now stun your friends and family who thought you were just a slug.

1. In 1812 US passes first foreign aid bill, authorizing up to $50,000 to assist victims of the Caracas, Venezuela earthquake on March 26
2. In 1821 Greek War of Independence: Greeks defeat the Turks in Gravia
3. In
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   Prussia, Austria and Russia sign classified accord about Belgium
4. In
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   Alexander Wolcott patents Photographic Process (a great leap for porn)
5. In
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   First major battle of the Mexican–American War fought at Palo Alto, Texas
6. In 1864 Battle of Spotsylvania Court House begins
7. In 1877 First Westminster Dog Show is held
8. In 1886 Jacob's Pharmacy in Atlanta sells the first Coca-Cola (contained cocaine)
9. In 1902 Mount Pelée on the French overseas island of Martinique erupts, wiping out the city of Saint-Pierre, killing 30,000 people and leaving only two survivors
10. In 1909 American Albert Raines runs world record marathon (2:46:04.6) in NYC
11. In 1909 British runner Henry Barrett runs world record marathon (2:42:31) in the Polytechnic Marathon in London (sorry Albert - you had the record for a few hours)
12. In 1921 Sweden abolishes capital punishment
13. In 1933 Mahatma Gandhi begins a 21-day fast in protest against British oppression in India
14. In 1936 Jockey Ralph Neves unexpectedly revived after being declared dead after a fall. His wife faints when he returns to the track.
15. In 1943 Admiral Cunningham of British fleet ordered: "Sink, burn & destroy; let nothing pass"
16. In 1945 Canadian troops move into Amsterdam
17. In 1946 Estonian school girls Aili Jõgi and Ageeda Paavel blow up the Soviet memorial that preceded the Bronze Soldier in Tallinn
18. In 1950 Tollund Man, an early Iron Age bog body found hanged as a human sacrifice, discovered by men digging for peat in Jutland, Denmark
19. In 1958 Classic horror film "Dracula" is released
20. In 1959 Three-deck Nile River excursion steamer springs a leak, panicking passengers who capsize the ship; 200 drown just yards from shore
21. In 1963 First James Bond film, "Dr. No," starring Sean Connery, premieres in the US
22. In 1970 The Beatles release 12th, and final, studio album, "Let It Be", in conjunction with the film of the same name
23. In 1973 Wounded Knee Occupation ends after 10 weeks as 200 Oglala Lakota of the American Indian Movement surrender the South Dakota hamlet
24. In 1979 Radio Shack releases TRSDOS 2.3
25. In 1980 World Health Organization announces smallpox has been eradicated
26. In 1989 releases remake of "Ferry Cross the Mersey" in aid of those affected by the Hillsborough disaster, which claimed the lives of 96 Liverpool football fans
27. In 1993 Sixteen-year-old Keron Thomas disguises himself as a motorman and takes a NYC subway train with 2,000 passengers on a three-hour ride
28. In 1994 Erling Kagge becomes the first person to complete the Three Poles Challenge by foot, reaching the North Pole, South Pole, and the summit of Mount Everest
29. In 2008 Dmitry Medvedev appoints Vladimir Putin as Russian Prime Minister
30. In 2012 Dmitry Medvedev is confirmed as Russian Prime Minister by the State Duma, after being nominated by Vladimir Putin
31. In 2013 Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi receives a four year prison sentence for fraud
32. In 2019 Facebook co-founder Chris Hughes argues that Facebook should be split up and regulated in "New York Times" Op-Ed essay
33. In 2019 Singapore passes sweeping "anti-fake news" laws bill
34. In 2022 British actor Ncuti Gatwa named as the first black actor to play Doctor Who (as the fourteenth doctor), replacing Jodie Whittaker in long-running BBC sci-fi drama
35. In 2022 Thai government announces it will give away one million cannabis plants to households to mark new rule allowing people to grow it at home

 

[MattShizzle]

Can't wait for taint kick tuesday

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[AlBetGam]

Yep, I don't like ugly people. It the inside, of course. Are you ugly?

I mean... I'm here ain't I?

 

[uncbuck]

Your ddp

hmmmmmmmmmmmm Welll

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Here are some pickup lines:

You forgot the most successful one by far

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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[Ewasuw]

Although Scarlett Johansson's birthday is in November, but today we will do a birthday poll.
Which hairstyle does Scarlett look best in?

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[User_158198]

Although Scarlett Johansson's birthday is in November, but today we will do a birthday poll.
Which hairstyle does Scarlett look best in?

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Slight curls in 2011

 

[ZeroA]

Although Scarlett Johansson's birthday is in November, but today we will do a birthday poll.
Which hairstyle does Scarlett look best in?

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2014 for sure. Who can resist a redhead?

 

[User_158198]

2014 for sure. Who can resist a redhead?

Nah need ginger, not fake red

 

[Jorund]

Although Scarlett Johansson's birthday is in November, but today we will do a birthday poll.
Which hairstyle does Scarlett look best in?

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ScarJo is a queen, even when she turns up bald she steals the show and earns a top spot in anyones mental spank bank.

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... and if you don't like her without hair, sure, you can have the hair, i'll take a bald ScarJo any time.

 

[ZeroA]

Nah need ginger, not fake red

Almost the same, ginger is only better if they have the freckles.