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3 Years of Service
No, no, it's ok, because the Lord of the Rings was only 24 years ago! Oh fuck, wait... Ok, ok how about this, the distance between the release of the Matrix and Roger Moore's Bond The Man with the Golden Gun is the same as the distance between now and the release of the original Lord of the Rings! Ah shit, fuck, this didn't help did it?
Thank you now I´m crying and on my way into my midlife-crisis
