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Who forgot to put the Oversized Tin Can in the trash?

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Plus, it's something coming from a no talent Metal Head.

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(Second try: more violent approach).
Sure sure I will just be here to laugh and be lazy


 

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I had two mouses lurking in my room. I have two cats. I had to put traps because they were too fat and lazy to hunt.

Tom & Jerry live action? Well maybe without violence

Also Merry X-mas gentlemen!
 
Cat girls, to me, are the gateway furries.
hmmmmmmmmmm , nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww The true gateway furries are the yummy energetic pig girls

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hmmmmmmmmmm , nawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww The true gateway furries are the yummy energetic pig girls

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sentence "playing with your food" got another meaning ...
 
You could say that, but then that also applies to many other things being gateway to a deeper, darker fetish.

For example: a foot job might be a gateway to foot fetish or getting choked might be a gateway to BDSM so...
Yeah and sex is a gateway to child support or needing to buy milk.......
sentence "playing with your food" got another meaning ...
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Hi guys,
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Merry Christmas to all of you.
Sorry I have been AWOL for a couple of weeks. I;ll explain when I have more time.
In the meantime, its too late for me to send you all a Christmas card so I quickly recorded my rendition of Ave Maria on a recorder and a kazoo (if you can stand to listen that far into the track) which I thought was quite festive.
Hope you all have a good one! Sit back and enjoy the musical talent of the Beaver..
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Anyone who is unable to listen to it (or cannot stand it!), here's a repeat of my Christmas message to you all..
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I'll be cumming tonight so don't forget to leave a drink out for me after I have visited you wife and daughters, after all its very thirsty work! ;)
 

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Hi guys,
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Merry Christmas to all of you.
Sorry I have been AWOL for a couple of weeks. I;ll explain when I have more time.
In the meantime, its too late for me to send you all a Christmas card so I quickly recorded my rendition of Ave Maria on a recorder which I thought was quite festive.
Hope you all have a good one! Sit back and enjoy the musical talent of the Beaver..
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Anyone who is unable to listen to it, here's a repeat of my Christmas message to you all..
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Never asked before do you have a thing for American Dad or something?
 
@Slumdum You're back. You been Christmas shopping or doing super secret Slum stuff?
 
@Slumdum You're back. You been Christmas shopping or doing super secret Slum stuff?
Chrismas is going well at least the breakfast part.....
Do you have any food other than bananas
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Chrismas is going well at least the breakfast part.....
Do you have any food other than bananas
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Nope it's all bananas.

Unless..........:unsure:

Wait let me look for an underlord feast! A feast fit for Lewcorner richest user!

 

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i was back reading then when to the next page... weird two pages gone but ok keep reading...

Go to the next page... now is the last page... that was fast xD

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Whole "posts" (if you can call that posts) from that new user got merged or deleted i guess, probably by our effective mod Slumdum, so that's what you feel.
 
Good morning Mr. Nobody. Doing good except for a bit of a cough. Sorry to hear you're not feeling well.

I started to respond to a couple of the posts about gifts, but wasn't sure I could formulate my thoughts properly. I don't give gifts, and prefer not to receive gifts. I appreciate the sentiment, but rarely the gift itself.
When I do receive gifts, they almost always end up being donated. I'm a tough person to shop for, and for that same reason, I'm self conscious about getting something for somebody else.
a woman says i have opinions on everything while sitting in a kitchen


But when I look back at the gifts I've received or given that I really remember, money isn't usually involved. Heartfelt notes, anonymous things, experiences shared. So, I don't buy gifts for people, and ask them not to do so for me. And I can afford to buy gifts, and my friends and family can afford to buy gifts. I just won't appreciate the gifts. Exactly as you say, a gift doesn't need to be a physical one.

Yeah,
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I REALLY appreciate the sentiment of a gift. But I appreciate a heartfelt note hand written inside a cheap card, or a sketch, an afternoon hike, or those things more. The best gifts I gave or received were when I was growing up poor, and they had little to do with how much money was spent.

Yeah, maybe I should just shut up. Everybody already knows I'm fucked up in the head! :)



I was going to be busy today, but ends up I'll be lurking and playing games, and playing with myself. So to speak :p
Glad you're fever is breaking. Hope you feel better by tomorrow.

a can of chicken soup that says get well soon hope you are feeling better soon
Thanks, and well said
Everything good, a little stressed because now are coming like 10 more people for Christmas dinner.... so this is going to become a pay to eat dinner, a lot of self-invite people FML.

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Everyone loves a Creamy surprise, maybe a cream pie filling...
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That’s a lot of people, hope things go/went well
Good morning all -- I am up , awake and drinking lots of coffee -- LOTS to do today: last minute grocery shopping, wrapping presents, cleaning the kitchen, vacuuming the house, taking care of the dogs and all while trying to backread a bit and maintain some tenuous contact with Lewdsville AND doing pre-flight checks on those reindeer . Arrrrghhhh! Happy Taco Tuesday / Xmas eve all!

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How’s it going unc buck?
Good morning y'all. Remember to try and be good today. Santa is coming! (Or be naughty and make Santa cum.... up to you.) Time for some coffee.




Where on the furry scale are you?





Which girl did't you take? Cuz I know you can't resist the pussy.






I would have thought these themes (for the past couple days) would have been some of the easiest, but there isn't much out there... Either that, or I'm looking in the wrong spots. I'm clearly going to have to download tiktoks and convert to gifs. There should be a bunch there. (Of course, I'll probably have to download the app and make an account too, probably... ugh.)

Anyways, Merry Christmas Eve to y'all!
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How’s it going, Tor?
Apparently you never had a 15lb+ cat try to climb the tree...
How’s it going, Matt?



Wow whoever this player 2 is really sucks!
How’s your day going, Shawn?
How’s it going, dirty?
 
Merry Christmas motherfuckers!

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Whole "posts" (if you can call that posts) from that new user got merged or deleted i guess, probably by our effective mod Slumdum, so that's what you feel.
a woman says  it 's been a lil ' bit crazy  in a kitchen


There was a spurt of that yesterday, and noticed some one-offs getting posted in various forums when I've paid attention today. Sarya is probably right about the strangeness.
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a sign that says there ain t room in this town for
 
How’s it going, dirty?
I'm OK, care to listen to one of my favorite X-mass songs with me?
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I'm OK, care to listen to one of my favorite X-mass songs with me?
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A true classic Christmas album.

twisted sister a twisted christmas album cover with a christmas wreath
 
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And I'm tired, and just gonna relax for a little while, before going to bed. :p
Got insomnia but I don't care because
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Really hope you can get that under control Vkun, even though you're on vacation.
Hope you enjoy your vacation!
Trying to bring back adult flash games feels with renpy games haha
That doesn't sound like a bad thing though! :p
@conzibald @Slumdum @Shawnchapp @-Bonk- @anon670-1
@TheDude14 @Evil Surgeon @Sarya


Christmas stuff.........



Well at least Slum finally got those Christmas lights to work.



After this photo was taken, Bonk fought a squirrel that jumped out of the Christmas tree, and he got
his promotion in the mail which was a free subscription to the Jelly of the month club, which according to
Conzibald is the gift that keeps on giving.


And Sarya kept shaking the Christmas presents repeatedly. Even opened up shaving
lotion that mom bought dad.

TheDude: What do you want for Christmas?

Evil Surgeon: Operation!


No mods or admins, time for the inmates to run the asylum !








Steph has been a bad girl, while I'm away? :p

@Slumdum You're back. You been Christmas shopping or doing super secret Slum stuff?
Was out celebrating christmas, we do it on the 24th, have heard some places does it on the 25th. :p
So no, shopping was done, and no super secret Slum stuff.
Speaking of cats, my friend think it's weird I don't get people any Christmas presents, but I do get some for my cats. Honest opinion, is he right? :unsure:
No don't see anything wrong with it, and if it makes you happy, and your cats, then screw people, who think other :p
It's better to use the edit function to add more stuff. Doing multiple posts in a row is frowned upon on this thread and they will be merged by a mod anyway. That being said, merry christmas to you too!
Sarya already mentioned one thing. Since @Slumdum isn't here, I'll mention that it's best to go back and read the first post in this thread for some basic guidelines and etiquette. It will prevent breaking rules, and make the first time more pleasurable for you. :)
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Thank you Sarya and cray!
Glad I can count on you for new guys, when I'm not around! :p
Merry Christmas my Lewdian family!


HUEVOS! Merry christmas to you!
Miss you and the supernatural gifs!
Mostly you though! :p
Hi guys,

Merry Christmas to all of you.
Sorry I have been AWOL for a couple of weeks. I;ll explain when I have more time.
In the meantime, its too late for me to send you all a Christmas card so I quickly recorded my rendition of Ave Maria on a recorder and a kazoo (if you can stand to listen that far into the track) which I thought was quite festive.
Hope you all have a good one! Sit back and enjoy the musical talent of the Beaver..
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Anyone who is unable to listen to it (or cannot stand it!), here's a repeat of my Christmas message to you all..

I'll be cumming tonight so don't forget to leave a drink out for me after I have visited you wife and daughters, after all its very thirsty work! ;)
Beaver!
Miss you man!
Merry christmas to you!
 

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