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Quitter talk.I just got done with irl lewd activities like 5 minutes ago, i'm not doing anything else for another 6 hours at least![]()
Quitter talk.I just got done with irl lewd activities like 5 minutes ago, i'm not doing anything else for another 6 hours at least![]()
At least you're back safe, that's all that matters.4 hours drive I said ...
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First there was this fallen tree on the road.
Then this car stuck in a pit.
Then another tree
Then a truck got stuck because the hill was too steep in the snow and couldn't move forward or even turn back.
Then a police barrage. Waiting 1 hour only for them to announce that we had to turn back and that they're were closing the road.
And during all of this... Me forced to drive at 30Km/h instead of the usual 80Km/h.
Fuck the snow !
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Just got back home by the way ...
The good news in all of this. I was so focused on the road that I forgot about my nasty cold from this morning.
Well, sitting there and just taking it is still doing nothing...Says their not doing anything for 6 hour, but then...............
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~catcha~
Good (insert your time zone) fellas! Hope y'all doing good!
Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times![]()
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I only watched the first 2 episodes of Magi but imma keep going before week-end ends, so far it was aight.
Would you do it for... a headpat?I am immune to reverse psychology.
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Liar!!!You must be registered to see attachmentsYou must be registered to see attachmentsto even suggest such a thing
Already had the headpat, don't need to do it now!Would you do it for... a headpat?
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What about Hypnotism?
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You're not the first to ask. I'll be honest, I'd never bothered checking until someone on here mentioned it.How much meat you got on that meal?![]()
Oh c'mon. I don't abuse 'em when they're tired. I let 'em slowly suck me off when they're too tired for much else. Don't worry, @Mornaa , you'll always get your rest.Says their not doing anything for 6 hour, but then...............
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Not saying I don't enjoy my fun with @Silwith .Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times![]()
Yeah, that'll happen. Don't worry. There are plenty of holes to go around. I can leave yours alone to rest up!Um yeah I remember the help I got from you the last time. I'll need ice on my ass for days after that line.
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Always good to see you, @whydoineedto
Are you immune to forced insertion?I am immune to reverse psychology.
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Just now I've realized I should've used this one
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Are you immune to forced insertion?
What a tough nut to crack... what about... two headpats?Already had the headpat, don't need to do it now!
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ok, let me kiss it and make it better.Liar!!!
Already had the headpat, don't need to do it now!
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Xlax!this count as "wet" ?
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That's it. @conzibald is now @conzibladThinking of something to post is hard. So I have been trying to grab a hold of this train as it go's by. I missed and fell on my face.
But then I thought of something that was said by Conzibald (and maybe a few others?) shortly after I got here. A hole is a hole.
So I made Conzibald his very own Magic the gathering card. (At least to the best of my abilities.)
@conzibald
Hi Algeo -- Sometimes you make a post like this one and I gotta say --- when you work - you work! Great Job!
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~catcha~
Good (insert your time zone) fellas! Hope y'all doing good!
Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times![]()
Cuddly bear!@algeo is a one of a kind racoon
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Awww the delirious trashmeister is back!
How are you doing?
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why would you need laundry done, even imaginary... just dump it in the imaginary trash, next to the real trash!
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You mean like mentioning that page 2975 is divisible by 5?
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Well, all holy wars are shitposting wars. It's fine.
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that's going on the fridge.
Well shit. Guess i should go fix that.Xlax!
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That's it. @conzibald is now @conziblad
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Good work, though! But you really don't *have* to make something elaborate. You could just say hi to people or respond to whatever people are talking about.
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Me: I already made a hello post; STOP CALLING ME!
Carlton: Sir, this dog is actually the one saying hello. Besides, no one called you to begin with. I'm inside your little raccoon mind.
Me: SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!
Me: Where'd I get this old-timey phone?
Carlton: ......
Me: *raccoon noises*
Cuddly bear!
@Monokuma is a one of a kind murderous, giggly, arson-prone, maniacal, lovely, philosophical bear.
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I'm good!
Doooogggooooo maaaan!![]()
~catcha~
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Good (insert your time zone) fellas! Hope y'all doing good!
Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times![]()
@algeo is a one of a kind racoon
Do you mean a Conziball?
Well, that's something I guess.
You're not the first to ask. I'll be honest, I'd never bothered checking until someone on here mentioned it.
So I took a quick measurement way back in July. This is what I posted.
No idea how they're "supposed to be measured", but...
You're missing out on about 7.5 in/19 cm of length with a circumference about 7 in/ 17.5 cm.
Cuddly bear!
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@Monokuma is a one of a kind murderous, giggly, arson-prone, maniacal, lovely, philosophical bear.
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How goes the Thursday fuckos
Yeah, it's a little awkward, but this is a weird place.
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