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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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I just got done with irl lewd activities like 5 minutes ago, i'm not doing anything else for another 6 hours at least :ROFLMAO:
Quitter talk.
 
4 hours drive I said ...
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First there was this fallen tree on the road.
Then this car stuck in a pit.
Then another tree
Then a truck got stuck because the hill was too steep in the snow and couldn't move forward or even turn back.
Then a police barrage. Waiting 1 hour only for them to announce that we had to turn back and that they're were closing the road.
And during all of this... Me forced to drive at 30Km/h instead of the usual 80Km/h.

Fuck the snow !
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Just got back home by the way ...

The good news in all of this. I was so focused on the road that I forgot about my nasty cold from this morning.:cool:
At least you're back safe, that's all that matters.

Says their not doing anything for 6 hour, but then...............

Well, sitting there and just taking it is still doing nothing...
a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera while standing in front of a building .

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~catcha~


Good (insert your time zone) fellas! Hope y'all doing good!
💕

Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times :ROFLMAO:
patrick star from spongebob is talking on a telephone and says no this is patrick

I mean...
a man with tape on his face and the words `` hi there '' written on the bottom .
 
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Zen!
I only watched the first 2 episodes of Magi but imma keep going before week-end ends, so far it was aight.
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to even suggest such a thing
 

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How much meat you got on that meal? 😊
You're not the first to ask. I'll be honest, I'd never bothered checking until someone on here mentioned it.

So I took a quick measurement way back in July. This is what I posted.

No idea how they're "supposed to be measured", but...

You're missing out on about 7.5 in/19 cm of length with a circumference about 7 in/ 17.5 cm.

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Says their not doing anything for 6 hour, but then...............

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Oh c'mon. I don't abuse 'em when they're tired. I let 'em slowly suck me off when they're too tired for much else. Don't worry, @Mornaa , you'll always get your rest.

Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times :ROFLMAO:
Not saying I don't enjoy my fun with @Silwith .

Um yeah I remember the help I got from you the last time. I'll need ice on my ass for days after that line.

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Yeah, that'll happen. Don't worry. There are plenty of holes to go around. I can leave yours alone to rest up!

Always good to see you, @whydoineedto
 

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Just now I've realized I should've used this one
two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying he 's not welcome's not welcome

aaah... Brad Dourif, surely one of the most underrated character actors of our time. Sorry for the sidetracking, but he is one of my favourites. Almost always sideroles, almost always overshining the main actors in most scenes. Criminally underused by a cowardly Hollywood that puts dollarsigns before vision.
 
Are you immune to forced insertion?

I'm immune to it.
The trick is to be always be willing, then its never forced!

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Already had the headpat, don't need to do it now!
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What a tough nut to crack... what about... two headpats?
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Liar!!!

Already had the headpat, don't need to do it now!
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:cool:
ok, let me kiss it and make it better.

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this count as "wet" ?

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Xlax!

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Thinking of something to post is hard. So I have been trying to grab a hold of this train as it go's by. I missed and fell on my face.
But then I thought of something that was said by Conzibald (and maybe a few others?) shortly after I got here. A hole is a hole.
So I made Conzibald his very own Magic the gathering card. (At least to the best of my abilities.)



@conzibald
That's it. @conzibald is now @conziblad

a woman wearing a floral shirt is laughing with her eyes closed .


Good work, though! But you really don't *have* to make something elaborate. You could just say hi to people or respond to whatever people are talking about.
Hi Algeo -- Sometimes you make a post like this one and I gotta say --- when you work - you work! Great Job!





a little girl is sitting on a couch and saying thank you .

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~catcha~


Good (insert your time zone) fellas! Hope y'all doing good!
💕

Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times :ROFLMAO:


Me: I already made a hello post; STOP CALLING ME!

Carlton: Sir, this dog is actually the one saying hello. Besides, no one called you to begin with. I'm inside your little raccoon mind.

Me: SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!




Me: Where'd I get this old-timey phone?

Carlton: ......

Me: *raccoon noises*


@algeo is a one of a kind racoon
Cuddly bear!



@Monokuma is a one of a kind murderous, giggly, arson-prone, maniacal, lovely, philosophical bear.
a woman is smiling while holding a raccoon in her arms

Awww the delirious trashmeister is back!
How are you doing?



a man with a beard says hold up in yellow

why would you need laundry done, even imaginary... just dump it in the imaginary trash, next to the real trash!


a cartoon of snow white with yotamperel.com written in the corner
a cartoon character with a toothpick in his mouth and the words bone apple teeth



a man in a suit and tie says hmmmmmmmm



a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd of people .



a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch eating noodles with chopsticks and a lamp .



You mean like mentioning that page 2975 is divisible by 5?


a woman sitting at a desk with the words you are netflix on the bottom right



pikachu and a caterpillar are standing next to each other in a cartoon scene .
two girls standing next to each other with the words  well we 're still alive  on the bottom're still alive  on the bottom




a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a group of people .



jason voorhees is looking out of a window with the words `` hello there '' .'' .
a man and a woman are having a fight in front of a white car .



Well, all holy wars are shitposting wars. It's fine.


squidward from spongebob squarepants says it 's beautiful's beautiful



a man wearing headphones and a microphone says we 're getting there , you know , baby steps .'re getting there , you know , baby steps .



a young boy is holding a stuffed penguin and the words we care are above him
a man in a cowboy hat says you can do it in front of a crowd of people



a man in a black robe says obviously



darth vader from star wars says search your feelings



a fridge with a few magnets on it including one that says mexico

that's going on the fridge.
a man in a pink suit and tie is standing in front of a screen that says last call



I'm good!
 

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How goes the Thursday fuckos
 

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Xlax!

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That's it. @conzibald is now @conziblad

a woman wearing a floral shirt is laughing with her eyes closed .


Good work, though! But you really don't *have* to make something elaborate. You could just say hi to people or respond to whatever people are talking about.

a little girl is sitting on a couch and saying thank you .


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Me: I already made a hello post; STOP CALLING ME!

Carlton: Sir, this dog is actually the one saying hello. Besides, no one called you to begin with. I'm inside your little raccoon mind.

Me: SHUT UP I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!!




Me: Where'd I get this old-timey phone?

Carlton: ......

Me: *raccoon noises*



Cuddly bear!



@Monokuma is a one of a kind murderous, giggly, arson-prone, maniacal, lovely, philosophical bear.

a man in a pink suit and tie is standing in front of a screen that says last call



I'm good!
Well shit. Guess i should go fix that.

 

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~catcha~

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Good (insert your time zone) fellas! Hope y'all doing good!
💕

Some might say you have a favorite... after all, in this post you fucked @Silwith 3 times :ROFLMAO:
Doooogggooooo maaaan!
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Good to see you! :p
@algeo is a one of a kind racoon

Do you mean a Conziball?

Well, that's something I guess. :p

You're not the first to ask. I'll be honest, I'd never bothered checking until someone on here mentioned it.

So I took a quick measurement way back in July. This is what I posted.

No idea how they're "supposed to be measured", but...

You're missing out on about 7.5 in/19 cm of length with a circumference about 7 in/ 17.5 cm.

 

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Cuddly bear!

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@Monokuma is a one of a kind murderous, giggly, arson-prone, maniacal, lovely, philosophical bear.

LOVELY?!

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Well... I'm glad you noticed!

 

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How goes the Thursday fuckos
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Hiya bonky!


 

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