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Good luck, some times doing nothing while just chilling at home on a day off really is the deal though :coffee:
Thanks! I like staying busy generally. Probably slightly ironic since I'm posting here, but I had a pretty bad porn addiction at some point in my life. Shit suuuuuper sucked, so staying moving is much better for me mentally :)
 
If I didn't have a porn addiction, I think I was pretty close to it. Most nights before I quit cold turkey had me looking at my monitor like this
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Hiya blood!


So we know the base value of 1 raccoon is 200,111 LC
Now to find out how much the upper limit is, we know it's under 5,000,000 LC because he doesn't have Prestige 5.
The value of 1 Raccoin can not be calculated. It's way beyond any traditional non trash-based currency.

I just haven't bought p5.
The Golden Coon!
a man with a beard is sitting on a bed with his hands outstretched and the words `` guilty ! ''

 

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Thanks! I like staying busy generally. Probably slightly ironic since I'm posting here, but I had a pretty bad porn addiction at some point in my life. Shit suuuuuper sucked, so staying moving is much better for me mentally :)
I think I understand that feeling to some extent. When you're alone and have nothing to do your mind tends to wander and overthink a lot, sometimes keeping yourself occupied can really benefit you, (y)
 
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Night blood.
Alright, calling it early because brain seems to be fogging up.
 

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Enjoy your Halloween! It's obviously the theme of the day today!
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@Shawnchapp @Slumdum @mime @Teaspoon @Strut
@Evil Surgeon @conzibald @Guz89 @-Bonk- @xlax

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Welcome to Lewdcorner news Halloween edition.

Newscaster: Our first story, Canadians are angry after a suspect seen wearing
a black, white, and purple dress, with long socks going
to the knees, and wearing a cat mask, was spotted breaking jack o lanterns,
putting shaving cream on windows, throwing toilet paper rolls
in trees, and shoving bananas up car tailpipes. The vandal also seems
to leave a calling card in purple spray paint on the sides of buildings,
houses, and cars that says "Meow, Meow, cats rule, Happy Chappoween!"

Newscaster: In other news, Denmark has disappearing blood from the
blood bank. A janitor named Mr. Strut said it was the Slumpire a long blonde
haired creature, with red eyes, long teeth, and fingernails like a rake. Denmark
police had a sketch artist draw the creature. After drawing the sketch,
police hit Mr. Strut upside the head with their batons, put a straight jacket
on him,and tossed him into the local Denmark insane Asylum, because
there are no such things as Slumpires.
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Newscaster: In other news; scientists are baffled after 4 people
Slumdum, Mime, Guz, and Bonk, have all given birth to babies with
orange mustaches, scientists are baffled saying they have never
seen babies with fully grown mustaches before. We have obtained some photos
of the pregnant mothers. And also of the mustached babies.





Newscaster: We reached out to one of the mothers, a Miss Mime who
said the following. Quote "StephanieD if you don't stop saying I had
Conzibald's baby I'm going to put my clown foot in your ass"


Newscaster: In other news police arrested a suspect they believe is responsible
for the murder of a local Philippine native, after the suspect a Mr. Teaspoon
murdered the man, authorities asked Mr. Teaspoon why he did it, and his
response was "Because the asshole used a fork to eat his cereal instead of
a spoon"




Newscaster: In other news a native Floridan that survived Hurricane Milton,
claims a mysterious large creature swimming in the flood waters spoke to him,
when police asked the Floridian resident what the creature wanted, the resident
responded by saying the creature was 50 feet, dressed as a girl scout selling thin mints, graham
crunchy things, and oatmeal raisin cookies, for only Tree Fiddy!

Below is what the police sketch artists drew


Newscaster:After drawing the sketch, police hit the Florida native upside the head with their batons, put
a straight jacket on him, and tossed him into the insane Asylum with Strut, because there is no such
thing as a giant 50 foot monster swimming in Florida waters, dressed as a girl scout, selling cookies.




Newscaster: And our last story of the night. Thanks to the
Scooby Gang, police have arrested a mentally ill man
pretending to be a surgeon, police say the suspect has stolen
over 500,000 coins from the Lewd bank. When police raided
the mentally ill man's house, they found a bag of surgeon masks
and over 10,000 bottles of Johnson's baby oil.

 

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Newscaster: And our last story of the night. Thanks to the
Scooby Gang, police have arrested a mentally ill man
pretending to be a surgeon, police say the suspect has stolen
over 500,000 coins from the Lewd bank. When police raided
the mentally ill man's house, they found a bag of surgeon masks
and over 10,000 bottles of Johnson's baby oil.

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And that's that!
 

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Nighty night, y'all!
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Happy Halloween!
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Newscaster: In other news police arrested a suspect they believe is responsible
for the murder of a local Philippine native, after the suspect a Mr. Teaspoon
murdered the man, authorities asked Mr. Teaspoon why he did it, and his
response was "Because the asshole used a fork to eat his cereal instead of
a spoon"


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Gotta love independent journalism....remember, don't use forks.

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:coffee: Good Morning Every One 🍵 !

Have a nice day !
I'll be busy today pretending there is nobody home so 🤫🤫🤫

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:coffee: Good Morning Every One 🍵 !

Have a nice day !
I'll be busy today pretending there is nobody home so 🤫🤫🤫

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Go ahead, I can wait out here all night.

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:coffee: Good Morning Every One 🍵 !

Have a nice day !
I'll be busy today pretending there is nobody home so 🤫🤫🤫

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I once left a bucket of candy out with a sign saying to take 1 bag each when I had a work call I had to take. I knew someone was going to take more than 1 obviously, but when I was done with my call I noticed someone took my whole bucket.
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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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Such a good movie. ♥️
wait... why does this thread have a review section? what are we reviewing


Ah, Alfons95!

Every... Single... Page... Needs to be reviewed.
You better get on that.
@-Bonk- and @mime no one takes my spot unless they magic tons of coins haha
You guys ever have one of those days where you hardly had to do anything but still felt you had no time to do what you wanted?

I'm about to reach 100 coins in daily interest, I'm on my fecking way so

Good job! In no time it will be like 500! :p
Little late but i'm here









Sleep well my house spouse, on the bubble Slummy

Oh, in Scribble if a blonde head was drawn lots of Slum guesses lol ;)
It's okay, I was just starting to get a little cold...

Of course! I'm the primary blonde here! :p

Well my fuckery meter is on full. Happy Halloween you frightening fuckos !!
Time for Bonky to blast off



On the bubble you beautiful bad behaving bastards

Night Bonki, sleep well, and see you later!
Hope you feel better!
what yall up to today/tonight?

Any fun Halloween plans?

Just got done with this Slumlist, so now probably some quick dailies in WoW.
No, no plans for Halloween, it's just gonna be a normal evening like all the others. :p
Good luck, some times doing nothing while just chilling at home on a day off really is the deal though :coffee:

Sometimes that just really hits the right spot.
Night Blood, see you later!

Night blood.
Alright, calling it early because brain seems to be fogging up.
Night why, sleep well, and let the Slum Magic™do it's work!
Evening all how goes it?
And evening to you Msdoop!
I'm doing fine, not much to say there, how about you? :p
Newscaster: In other news, Denmark has disappearing blood from the
blood bank. A janitor named Mr. Strut said it was the Slumpire a long blonde
haired creature, with red eyes, long teeth, and fingernails like a rake. Denmark
police had a sketch artist draw the creature. After drawing the sketch,
police hit Mr. Strut upside the head with their batons, put a straight jacket
on him,and tossed him into the local Denmark insane Asylum, because
there are no such things as Slumpires.
Yes, no Slumpires at all!

I guess Slum Helsing is gonna get some more work!

These are all once again amazing Steph!
The Nessie one was so funny!
Mods, come protect the thread from ghouls, ghosts, witches, wendigos all kind of horrors of the night!
@Guz89
@Shawnchapp
@BeowulfKnight
@mime

May.... Maybe you should have kept your skin on though....

Summoning is complete!
 

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