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[conzibald]

Hello Conzburg! Why back to CK2?

something to keep me distracted while waiting til the end of the month when i should be able to buy new pc. and i recently watched video that made me feel like going back to it

 

[Monokuma]

Balatra? plus i think i will only forget you once my dementia and possibly alzheimers take over unless cancer will claim me first. one of those. until then my dick will always remember the despair bears nice holes!

Balatro - it's a Rogue-Lite Poker Game on Steam. Took me a few goes before it clicked, but now... Damn is it addictive. If you like watching numbers go up.

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[mlpatreon2]

something to keep me distracted while waiting til the end of the month when i should be able to buy new pc. and i recently watched video that made me feel like going back to it

And are you trying any of those weird mods?

 

[Zazas]

ck2 update!

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i am no longer betrothed

Wait do they not use the word "Heiress"? Or is there more going on than meets the eye?

 

[Noci]

Oh didn't see the Matt post, says he's P4 but I don't see nothing too fancy about his little box. Guess that answers my question.

only a prick would use p4 just to have a gaudy and obnoxious postbit.
i can't imagine someone stooping so low

 

[conzibald]

And are you trying any of those weird mods?

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just playing unmodded to grab some achievments! such as this!

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[Slumdum]

Hello slommo!

Hello mlp!
Good to see you.
Got anything interesting to tell us?

something to keep me distracted while waiting til the end of the month when i should be able to buy new pc. and i recently watched video that made me feel like going back to it

Self build? Or are you going prebuild?

 

[conzibald]

Self build? Or are you going prebuild?

pre-built second hand with possibility of upgrading some parts

 

[mlpatreon2]

Hello mlp!
Good to see you.
Got anything interesting to tell us?

Self build? Or are you going prebuild?

Nah, not much. Waited most of the day for the auditors to ask me something and got nothing. But I think they'll be around.

 

[HandholdDegen]

only a prick would use p4 just to have a gaudy and obnoxious postbit.
i can't imagine someone stooping so low

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[anon670-1]

Got distracted by the game room over the weekend so this will be a long one! Hope everyone had a good start to their week!​

Hey everyone, how is everyone’s Saturday going?

I've been thinking about an avatar for Why for a while now. For some strange reason I keep thinking of the Riddler from Batman. Maybe its the question marks on his suit and hat?
Anyway, getting side-tracked from my back reading as usual, I messed around with pics of the Riddler and think this would make a good avatar for him..

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I could add 'Why'' before the question mark on his hat.
I'm a bit envious now as I prefer this to my avatar!!
Lets see what @whydoineedto thinks about it. If he likes it I'll lose the background and add a couple of different angles..

While I love the avatar you have now just wanted to make sure you knew you could change your name on here if you wanted to start using this and wanted something that was more in line with it since why passed on it.

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Also, after a long hot bath, my back has eased up considerably. So much so that the missus has asked me to take her shopping so I'll be a bit longer catching up with you guys!
She says we won't be out long..

Glad that your back is feeling better! How long did the "not long" shopping spree end up taking?

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Morning Slum.

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Yeah all the kids had a blast. Yeah there's not many around anymore. I can think of two. Well it's been 10 years since I went to one so not sure if it's still around. Was a family fun center. We were at Dave and Busters. I know along the coast here there's some tourist towns that have some proper arcades. A couple even have go cart tracks with them.

Dave and Busters is fun! But I miss the old tokens and tickets they used to have instead of these dumb new reward cards.

old person rant over

Glad to hear that everyone had a good time!
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Bonk! Heya man. Glad to see you too! I'm getting ready for yet another coffee, gonna poke around the games and chat for a few, and when the urge hits I'm gonna clean up my garage a little. Getting colder and I'd really like to be able to park my car inside. Yeah, I let it get pretty messed up over the summer. Only been parking outside for a few weeks, so I only have to beat it back a little...

How did the garage cleaning go? Make enough space for the car? Make sure to leave enough space to get out!​

Good morning all -- furnace is still out so it's a bit chilly here -- but this too shall pass. Happy Saturday all! Grabbing my coffee and preparing to backread -- was thinking though -- all days seem to have their special name Wednesday Hump Day, Taco Tuesday, Misbehave Monday and so on -- but Saturday seems nameless This is gonna annoy me all day arrrrghhhh

Silly Saturday? Sexy Saturday? Hell even Slumdog Saturday would be cool

Sangria Saturdays?

and adding a shot of whiskey makes you not even care

They make versions of coffee without alcohol?!?

You almost had it too.

Anyways, I think

I think this guy more accurately depicts the spirit of my avatar shenanigans. Hehehe.

I think that would work perfect for putting on gifs too! It would crack me up seeing an blank green facing saying no picture available as your face in them
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Ah, and about this! When is the wormhole machine ready? We need it! Fun at any time no matter the place! I WANT IT!

All this wormhole talk is making me want to do a rewatch soon​

Yes... but I also meant it literally, I am taking care of my parents house and their 8 cats and right now 7 kittens... XD

That is a lot of cats

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I might just have had an epiphany, how about instead of water we use the whiskey for brewing the coffee?

Now you have to try it and report back

The average american is uneducated compared to europeans. Many americans speak a kind of broken english

Here in Brazil a case became famous when a man found a glowing rock beautiful on a scrapyard or something and took it home. The rock was Caesium-137 and 4 people died because of it.

I see something glowing I don't trust it. Sucks that people died from that
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I need a 10 hour video on the lore for this thread to understand what the f is happening here!

Other people already posted the link but I'm doing it again because a disturbingly large amount of people don't back read around here.

Best I can offer is an in progress Lurker Lore Thread here --> WIP Lurker Lore

Also a below is a post that summarizes some of the hijinks in this thread loosely to the tune of the theme Song of Galavant covering the shenanigans here up page 1148. Or a story if songs aren't your jam. wow the thread has doubled in size since I first caught up!
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Spoiler: Legal Disclaimer Since I've already been threatened by a lawsuit from a user

This story is a work of parody and should be approached with the same level of seriousness as a squirrel in a business suit. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely accidental—unless, of course, you’re actually a character in this story, in which case, sorry about that. The creator of this parody holds no responsibility for any feelings of embarrassment, existential crises, or sudden urges to change your name and move to a remote island. If you find yourself depicted in this tale and it’s causing you distress, please remember: it’s all in good fun, and maybe consider checking out that new hobby you’ve been putting off. No actual reputations were damaged in the making of this story. Enjoy the laughs

Good morning fellow LewdCorner Degens!

To make up for posting Rebecca Black last week I have crafted up this little ditty for you to start your Friday with. Shout out to Slums signature and the few long island ice teas I've had this morning for giving me the inspiration to slap this together. I've put everything in spoilers cause they're all kinda long

Read it to the theme of the Galavant theme song (below for those of you who don't know it)

Spoiler: Play this if unfamiliar with the tune

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Spoiler: LewdCorner Post Purge Theme Song

**Anon:**
Way back in a chaotic age,
When Smols roamed and vampires raged,
In a land of animal wars, and goblins for the newbies,
There was danger, oh, such a spree!

**StephD:**
Smols were wild and goblins tough,
**Safetydummy**:
Vampires made the nights quite rough,
**Citizens:**
In the AI Era, it was a wild, wild ride!

**TheDude14:**
But soon a bad actor’s scheme,
Led to a great purge, a ungodly dream,
**Safetydummy:**
Chaos ruled, confusion grew,
**jsmith666:**
Gods were silent, what to do?

**Anon:**
Esoteric gods, Guz and mime,
Decided fates, in mystic rhyme,
With LoliCoins, they played their game,
And the citizens felt the shame!

**Anon & Company:**
Quarantined to a realm named P4,
Goblins gone, newbies beware,
Svenske kocken’s now on the prowl,
A 'bork, bork, bork' is a deadly howl!

**Anon:**
Oh, @Flaming1 dreams of aiding newbs,
But goblins locked away are causing blues!

**Anon:**
PFPs vanished, @Slumdum came,
Fingerpainting, keeping names the same,
Bingo turned to Uno and Yatzhee fun,
PSA: Avoid the cursed elephant, everyone!

**Anon & Company:**
@Monokuma ’s talks, @Bloodheart ’s tales,
New activities fill the days and nights,
Access to P4 takes some time,
But exploits rise in this new paradigm!

**Anon:**
@Teaspoon ’s tricks, dual personas in play,
Generating wealth in a sneaky way,
@micmitja ’s coffee reign,
@Silwith ’s charm, seeking P4 fame!

**Anon & Company:**
P5’s hidden, they say there’s no more,
Just P4 and nothing else to explore,
@DoverDad dreams of a football team,
@Xorsm ’s a menace, the worst in the scheme!

**Anon:**
@Ketamina ’s daily reminder, stay hydrated,
@Inyo , a noble, mysterious and shaded,
@bonks and @algeo , quite the pair,
Watch out for the stock tips, they’re rare!

**Anon & Company:**
So here’s to the AI Era’s tale,
Wild, chaotic, and full of detail,
From P4’s trials to P5’s lore,
May the story of this era never bore!

After completing my backread of this thread I have compiled my findings into the below abridged lore. also the doverdad line in song makes more sense if you read this for context

Spoiler: Abridged Lurker Lore Post Purge

AI Era- This was a dangerous lawless time, Smols ran free, vampires roamed about, and was host to of all sorts of animal wars; it so dangerous in fact that newbies had goblins given to them by @Flaming1 for their safety when they first joined.

After an infiltration of a bad actor, this era was brought to an abrupt end, and the gods cast a spell that caused a great purge across the land. There was mass confusion in this aftermath with little communications from the gods, and with the future uncertain some people fled the land looking for greener pastures, while others stayed and prayed to the gods for them to return and tell them the way forward.

Eventually the future of the land was decided by the esoteric gods @Guz89 and @mime, beings of great power who it's said can change the lay of the threads, and either grant you great wealth or steal all LoliCoin from your bank account with just a mere thought.

But even gods can make mistakes such as refusing to acknowledge the superiority of the sleaze reaction and refusing to award it positive points, and ignoring the prayers of the people for them to come to their senses. For the safety of it's citizens all the aforementioned content would be now been quarantined into a pocket realm named P4. An area where a select few would be allowed to access after proving their devotion to the land and the gods themselves. There were a some unintended consequences of this great purge. With all the goblins locked away in P4 now there is no one to protect the newbs holes from the Svenske kocken @conzibald . Newbies beware if you hear a 'hurdy gurdy' or a 'bork, bork, bork' it's already too late you belong to him now. May the gods have mercy on your holes. @Flaming1 still has issues sleeping at night knowing he could help the newcomers to the land if only the goblins were allowed to be freed again.

Another issue was that PFP's began to mysteriously disappear so a hero from the previous era @Slumdum, bane of Slumrogs and Hellcoons, who if whispers are to be believed has the ability to summon the gods themselves, arose from retirement and painstankling fingerpainted recreations of the missings PFPs one by one to help keep identities straight for awhile as the citizens of Lewd Corner adjusted to their new way of life.

Of course you cant mention the amazing Slum without talking about their worse half @-Bonk- , a violent goon who roams the land with their gang of Bonkettes harassing the citizens of LewdCorner. Bonks also has a pet raccoon (@algeo) that hangs out with them constantly always running around tackling and throwing people into garbage dumpsters. Never take financial advice from these two, they recommended some cryptocurrencies that absolutely tanked and lost the monies for all the investors. (insert that tiger guy meme)

Thankfully there is the local DR, @EvilSurgeon who is always around to help patch up the victims of this rowdy crew. His prices are affordable, and the rumors that patients leave missing organs is greatly exaggerated.

Before the purge there were many activities to keep the citizens occupied but with a majority of those activities now banished to the P4 realm they had to find new ways to pass the time. Originally they played Bingo, but this was quickly replaced by the more fun games of Uno and Yahtzee. However, beware of the cursed elephant in Yahtzee—some say it’s best avoided. Others gathered round @Monokuma 's podium to listen to his lengthy philosophical musings on all matters of topics from wokeism in casting for movies to the evolution of language. And if those looooooong talks didn't put you to sleep you always had the the enchanting bedtime stories told by @bloodhheart , to you to guarantee sweet dreams for all.

Access to P4 was supposed to take time to be granted but as always people found creative ways to exploit this new system. One person was able to fool the system and took on two persona's (@Teaspoon , and @Underlord) to generate infinite amount of LoliCoins from each other. These lolicoins fund the giveaways of one of the personas granting massive wealth to random citizens. It's still unclear what ulterior motive @Teaspoon has with these competitions of his, so be wary of accepting any LoliCoins from this slippery spoon. And there are rumors of cosmetic enhancements from fork to spoon—though such matters are best left unspoken.

Of course these were not the only people to try and quickly make a fortune in this new system, @micmitja quickly cornered the coffee market, creating a caffeine dependency among the citizens. A few holdouts still prefer tea, but @micmitja’s coffee empire remains dominant. Others like the femboy extraordinaire @Silwith quickly gained enough favor to be granted access to P4 by leveraging their charms and whoring themselves out to whoever would give them coin.

Most importantly it was discovered that there was an even more covert area, called P5 that has being hidden from all but a select few of the gentry The Lurker Legion with talks of even more areas heing explored. There is no evidence anywhere in the lore pointing towards any type of P5 conspiracy, there is nothing after P4 it is a waste of time to keep looking.

Other citizens of note in the Lore:

@DoverDad 's Dreams of having enough children to form his own football team, @DoverDad faced the challenge of moving his large family post-purge but decided it was more practical to stay put.

@xoram: A notorious figure, known for his malevolent nature and the danger he poses to anyone’s GPUs.

@Ketamina The beloved bot reminds everyone daily to stay hydrated and maintain good posture, an essential service in the chaotic world.

@Inyo is a striking figure who appears like a shadow during the dark hours of the night. Dressed almost always in black, they possess an ethereal quality, often seeming to vanish into the air with an almost magical grace. Their pale skin and sharp smile add to their enigmatic presence, leaving a trail of intrigue wherever they go. They're a noble who hails from a distant land, their origins shrouded in mystery

Praise the Slum!
May the sleaze be with you.
And let your bananas be ever tasty!​

biowaste is legally allowed to be dumped in landfills after they have been rendered non-infective but its still one of those things of like "wow look body parts

Wow I learn so much from you guys on this site. Yeah body parts would be crazy to just see in among the other trash

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This is so good!! Meanwhile I did this.

Last week and this week, although I never considered Labyrinth a horror film.

I've never heard of labrinth be described as horror before . Although those Fireys were always the creepiest part of the movie to me​

Finally a thread for my lore

What lore you got?

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Yeah, you'll be shocked how much there is to learn on this thread!

I learn something new here almost every time I login one of the benefits of having people from all over the world being here!
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how else to review if not by being a user?

Get paid to leave a review? Doubt that influencers that have sponsors actually use all the products they are shilling for

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And a rare special breed just has way too much time on their hands or should be doing something else but really doesn't wanna...

i mean its getting late for me later folks have an amazing time and remember its not ntr if its toward bonk

Noo, aahhh, what's happening to meeee?!!!

Oh wait he probably just being summoned back to the Slum Tower for a Council of Slum emergency
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Dang it's been awhile since I saw a game on jenga between you and Conzi!

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Hi all, back from a Holliday. Only 374 pages to read back

hope that the holiday went well! You got this back read! Knock it out a little bit at a time when you can!

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Was backreading here, but a friend invited me to the theater, so I will be back late at night!

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Hope you had a good time at the theatre what did you watch?
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the whole education clusterfuck is the result of a decades long (and ironically shortsighted) multipronged push by the wannabe ruling class who decided its easier to gut education than make policies that would be accepted by educated voters. as one politician in particular has said outright "we love the uneducated" if you are not taught history you cant see and recognize the warning signs that preceded so many failed states in the past. its no different from a mechanic trying to charge you for headlight fluid if you don't know how cars work.

Just bought p1

Congrats! Keep going for P4 now!

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Here in Brazil we don't have Olive Garden. Heard a lot in pop culture, so I'd like to know it. Their breadsticks seemed really famous. Hahaha

You aren't missing much bestie Olive Garden is pretty trash.

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Favourite meme?

Thats a tough one hmmmmm....

aha thats it
Slumduck dancing with mime to the theme of the day!

construction...hmm


Sings to Bonk: Slum works hard for the money!
So hard for it, honey!
Slum works hard for the money!
So you better treat Slum right!

Just wanted to say that yesterday I started a new game and I liked it very much! Definitely on my top games already.
It is a Honey Select game and pretty vanilla and wholesome, named Cosy Cafe. But I'm kind sad that it isn't that well known.

Slum loves that game. And tells as many people as he can about haha. Eventually I will check it out if you both like it that much.​

Internet is down once again at work. What a way to start off the week.

Oh no at the end of the month too! Is that going to make things stressful when it comes back on?

Love the Lurker party!

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I'm too lazy to mine.

How about I outsource the mining to all of you ?

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Speaking of absence, anyone knows about @LUVGAMZ23 and @matthiacallus? Haven't seen either of them after I came back from my hiatus...

Matthiacallus been missing for a bit didn't say anything before he dipped. Pretty sure I've seen luvgamz a few times here and there
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all we can do is hope they are doing so well they do not have time or energy cumming here

 

[FloridaNed]

What is your favourite adult game? Mine is True Bond. The tease is excellent, I just wish the MC looked older.

 

[conzibald]

What is your favourite adult game? Mine is True Bond. The tease is excellent, I just wish the MC looked older.

coc1, possibly free cities, lilith's throne, portals of phereon and honorable mention degrees of lewdity.

I mean KOWLOON HIGHSCHOOL CHRONICLE!

 

[whydoineedto]

One page at a time while I have small windows of ...time.

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are we all just horny racoons?

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Good morning all.

Yes.

Good morning everyone


I think there are a lot, but I feel more like a horny sloth tbh.

Can I get an M?
M!

Can I get an O?
O!

Can I get an N?
N!

Can I get an O?
O!

Can I get a K?
K!

Can I get a U?
U!

Can I get an M?
M!

Can I get an A?
A!

What's that spell?
MONOKUMA!​

Good morning fellow Lurkers!
Feeling much better today and back is ready for some beaver action..



Let me just go and satisfy this fine young specimen and then catch up on a bit of ..

..and I will return!

Hi! Bye!

(Bit disappointed that I couldn't afford P4 with the 15% discount today. I am about 3k short. Nevermind, I think I am still ahead of my target date at present being end of November!)

Good morning Beaver!
You uhh might wanna tuck that back into your pants...
Emjoy your backreading!

I hadn't even noticed it

It is the desctriptive writing and word forms that makes it so hard to understand, and even harder to translate properly. Most English to Japanese books are lost in the meaning and can become often just not good enough.

Yeah... That's the sad part about translations, 9/10 times something is lost. Thatcs why it's better to learn the language and that doesn't just mean reading and writting/speaking but learning the culture(s) that speak it natively, the idioms, the pop culture references, the humor...

the 15% off came 35 days early.
Come on ! get your act together !

Spoiler

Before the mods read this

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I'm helping!!

To be fair, I think children are better at learning than adults. Hahaha

Oh, this is known.

And window of time run out.

 

[mime]

I learn something new here almost every time I login one of the benefits of having people from all over the world being here!

Yep, it's a good spot.

Slumduck dancing with mime to the theme of the day!

That is a good one!

 

[kikomascado]

I see something glowing I don't trust it. Sucks that people died from that ​

I think there are plenty of safe kinda glowing rocks, but this one specifically the guy pried open from a thick metal casing. Beats me how he thought bothing of it...

You aren't missing much bestie Olive Garden is pretty trash.​

You're me bestie, you know that knowing some food is trash won't make me not want to taste it...

Slum loves that game. And tells as many people as he can about haha. Eventually I will check it out if you both like it that much.​

I started the game thinking it would be Netorase (I think my subconcious was associating it with Secret Care Cafe, even thought I know they're different games), but I was hooked either way. Very wholesome, can't wait to finish it.
I must've played it for some hours yesterday and I'm still halfway, so plenty of content for now. But unfortunately I'll only play it again on wednesday.

 

[lewdfather]

Now you have to try it and report back

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I look if I can try it this week, I’m kinda curious actually what the result would be.

 

[Slumdum]

Got distracted by the game room over the weekend so this will be a long one! Hope everyone had a good start to their week!​

Anon!
Good to see you, and welcome back!

Oh wait he probably just being summoned back to the Slum Tower for a Council of Slum emergency​

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Nothing to see here people, I just dissapeared, I didn't have to go to the Slum Tower... That would be weird....

Slum loves that game. And tells as many people as he can about haha. Eventually I will check it out if you both like it that much.​

I hadn't even noticed it

Yep, it's a good spot.


That is a good one!

Hi mime, good to see you today!

 

[conzibald]

My mom lover broke up with me so i challenged her to a duel and killed her

 

[mime]

Hi mime, good to see you today!

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What is your favourite adult game? Mine is True Bond. The tease is excellent, I just wish the MC looked older.

Never heard of it... What's it about?

I like quite a few games. I was a big fan of Fashion Business at one point.