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Anti-Social & Lurker - Hideout spot

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Hey, come here.. you can't be telling everybody about my many livers.

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Sorry....I assumed everyone knew...I mean you are the "Evil Surgeon" It's kinda implied? Should I keep the fact that you have 2 GIGANTIC dicks and 6 balls quiet too?
 
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I loved the pink ranger, made me extremely sad to hear what happened to the original actors. apparently they never got paid, there were many problems with shooting. dangerous job...
 
That moment when your bout to fall asleep then a mosquito buzzes in your ear. DAMMIT I"M ENERGIZE NOW
The only genocide I support is for mosquitoes.
 
Sorry....I assumed everyone knew...I mean you are the "Evil Surgeon" It's kinda implied? Should I keep the fact that you have 2 GIGANTIC dicks and 6 balls quiet too?

WTF....Doc ? when did you

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Just a couple of weeks ago i asked how your balls were. You said "fine" and i
asked "all of them?" and you said "yeah...all.......

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She tells me I freeze her feet at night.
 

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Today I had a birthday to go to, just got home, so wasn't so active here. But let's begin the quote wall!

Yeah I've played that was IRL. But the site we play on doesn't allow that. If it did we wouldn't see @-Bonk- for awhile with all the cards he would've been buried under lol #sorrynotsorry
That is my preferred rule set as well, it can get crazy sometimes with people saving them!
Impossible to play without defining some rules beforehand, because everywhere people play differently. I laughed when someone asked Uno about the rules on Twitter, and all the others didn't accepted the answer with a: OK, I don't care.
Yeah, the official rules are such a party pooper. Only using black card when there's no other moviment possible are dumb, a lot of times (like when the next person has Uno) using it is the optimal and most funny play, even when you have more cards.
These online versions should have custom rulesets, because everytime I played were different rules.
All of them usually let you use special cards on top of +2 and +4, like the skip skipped your turn and made the next person buy the cards, and reverse made the previous person buy the cards (unless they also had special cards, so the combo would continue), but sometimes there were even more rules.
But one of the uncommon ones that I liked was this one:
If someone used a card that you had a identical one (same color and same number), you could play the card outside your turn, like skipping the line in a market or whatever, and then the game would go on with the player next from you. It had to be done quickly, before the "rightful" player to the turn to make their play, making the game more dynamic. 🤣

Bing is the search engine, binge watch is watching a lot. Easy typo to make.
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That binge watching. I was making a joke from the typo.
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I've heard the expression, but don't use it, so I didn't even notice it was a typo. Hahaha

My man.
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I love images with resting on someone's lap + breast sucking + handjob, but I won't post any because the best ones are P4 only. Hahaha

Exactly. What is a corpse if not an organic fleshlight?
I wonder whether (if humankind don't cause its on extinction before it) the technology would eventually be able to create a real organic, living fleshlight, that was made from scratch in a lab. Maybe some e-girls would even sell exact replicas with their DNA or something. Hahaha

Does she freeze when you look at her?
She's shy, so she would cover your eyes while you do the deed! (But follow you for more if you go away!)

Musings -- somewhere someone is ..............
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Is there any videos of her "playing" of the other of her new species? It's for a college work!

More lore! And I'm not proud that took me a while to notice that the girl on the left was supposed to be @Slumdum
When I met Slumdum the profile picture was already the MS Paint one, but eventually I got that it is the old one, before the purge. Hahaha
 
Hahahahaha.. you're a funny fucker.

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No, I don't have a husband!

I got it from some clown hooker's closet after her douche of a son came home.
Had to grab something quick!

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Ah ! Not really, tbh I'm relatively normal today.
I slowed down a bit, too
You'll never Swiss cheese you brain with that attitude!

haha. Yeah it can be tough to slog through at times, but I'm hoping once I actually get a couple days away from the creation of it the low effort stuff in there will become less common. I am glad you guys are enjoying me posting some of the gems I find back there!
Yes please. I get to see some of what I missed with @EraChanZ trap fun.
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Geez that must have been super painful!
I went and bought shoes immediately! Ones with thicker soles!
Actually, I just tossed those shoes after owning them for 10+ years.

Sorry....I assumed everyone knew...I mean you are the "Evil Surgeon" It's kinda implied? Should I keep the fact that you have 2 GIGANTIC dicks and 6 balls quiet too?
It only counts if the cocks that are giant are attached and functional
 

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It only counts if the cocks that are giant are attached and functional
*massages butt gingerly* ....Yeah they count. Mime had me in his dungeon for 72 hours, and Ole Doc Evil showed up out of no-where.... you know the rest of the story.
 

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*massages butt gingerly* ....Yeah they count. Mime had me in his dungeon for 72 hours, and Ole Doc Evil showed up out of no-where.... you know the rest of the story.
Are you sure it wasn't something you ate?
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you know I've been reading the site rules and all I have to say is...

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I'm telling you at this rate lewdcorner will be called f96zone.
 

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fine lets get to work then
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could not find a good way to overlay your head on Brains just not a great shape

haha. Yeah it can be tough to slog through at times, but I'm hoping once I actually get a couple days away from the creation of it the low effort stuff in there will become less common. I am glad you guys are enjoying me posting some of the gems I find back there!


Geez that must have been super painful!


Thank you for the advice! Yeah following you on there was I think the first thing I did once I made an account. I will try and play around tomorrow with it follow the steps you gave above
Kickstarter Completed! - Goblin Errands by Sharkbomb Studios
Awesome! And like I said, if anything I post tickles your fancy, take rework it and make it your own.
 
no time for a full backread, sadly, I'll finish later (not because the last post made me want to reply ASAP)

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The original thread I didn't bother honestly, I'd finish one page and 3-4 would have popped up by then. I remember replying to Guz during the original thread and there were so many posts between when I responded to when my reply showed up.
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Here if I miss 12 hours it takes me about 1-2 hours to catch up.
a man says that 's the sad truth on a netflix screen

RESPECT my typo's there's charm to them. Plus I suck
a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car giving a middle finger .

Why you only bring old Guzmeister quotes back?...
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haha I was gonna say 345 pages in I've seen you I think 3 times so far.
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And I did quote one of those so if you think of think I've quoted a higher ratio of your posts from back then.
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Nice to see that you were always a backreader!

Before being the backreading gang, we had another name, "The Three Musketeers", After some time, we raised in numbers, so now we call ourselves the "Backreading Gang"
But you made a mistake, you forgot the myth, the legend, and the personification of "lurking" @tylkasta42
Now see your number of likes drop

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a woman in a suit is sitting in front of a window and says `` all i wanna do is go back '' .


How long did it take you to catch up to this spot?

Hard to answer because I read all the 2929 (nice) pages
But no, the fun is now, If you read all this, you're going to end up stuck in the infinity cycle, or SlumDum/Tylkasta cycle, You spend so many hours backreading that is too hard to actually be part of the fun
now we can actually have fun too

But then again, some thread merging happened, so maybe that fucked it up... :unsure:
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two men in a wrestling ring with the words  how dare you question my magic  above them

I think there are 13 pages of random posts from other threads that got merged to the first page, so I randomly changed their dates, but I don't remember to when
"I... I did a thing... Please notice me..." Just get out there and scream at them to notice you! :ROFLMAO:
fun fact: your 'tutorial image' is still on my coin thread, which is sent to any new account when they're approved to join the site
 

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Good morning everyone! 🌊👋

Another one, post, then leave. :p
Wait... And no @Bloodheart?...


Maybe if I sneak, Bonki won't see me...

I did take a little extra time, for those details, couldn't just place my head on it, and call it that... :p


What uuuhhh... Did you see out there? :oops:
Somebody bullied my Bonki?!



Talk to you later Bonki! :p
Aaaaand
Sooo we meet again... Past Slum...
You thought, you could take a quick trip to the future, without me noticing...
I guess is time, we finally see who's the best Slum around these parts...

Stop copying me! Well, guess we'll have to settle for a draw this time...
I'm a little summoner,
Robed in black,
Here is a @Guz89
And here is a @Shawnchapp
When will @BeowulfKnight actually show up
Don't hear @mime,
because he's silent, and I am done!

Summoning is complete!
Bye everyone! 🌊👋
See you all later!


No Alfie for us. Hope you good @Bloodheart and just got busy.

a man with a beard and mustache is talking to another man and says you 're gonna come at me like that ?'re gonna come at me like that ?
a woman is standing next to a doll and saying how dare you say things that are entirely true .
a man is talking to another man in a kitchen while wearing a floral shirt .


a cartoon of a girl with the words hi wazup written above her
..... dang it
a video game character says i hate it when they just disappear like that !



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Is it at a convenient time now at least?​
And today I though I would be here early, and start backreading a little. Now is late (for me) and I didn't even finished the backreading! 8 pages, but I will do it!


Really, @Bloodheart , please tell me where I can read everything. It's been hard to find all pages in your spoilers, and I'm really hooked on it!


Modern day suffering, and here the air is dry, really dry, so it's been hard to stare at the screen all day.


Courage to do that. I really wanted to finish 100% of Loliwood, so I needed to buy ASAP the Members+ to get the last achivement.


UHUL, Lore drop of the forum!


My anime backlog is vast and almost infinity. Anything new to recommend?
 

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couple years ago, yep. became an hero.
OG to Dino thunder his performance was always amazing before I stop watching Power Rangers after the last episode of S.P.D.

I did come back later for Samurai Sentai Shinkenger just to see the difference between the Original version before they Rewrite it for America. Both can be amazing depending on witch one you watch weather it's the Japanese Sentai or English Power Rangers.
 
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