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hahahaha well, I mean??? snake pussy sex??? What can I say?

Well, insect sex??? O nooooo???? Ahhhhh!!!! WTF? lol. I mean... not my thing but??? mmmmmmm :p The seen is planted, and out of the seen will maybe grow something big
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As a Japanese woman, the thought of insect sex should give you some sorts of feelings, I would think.
Like, mild disgust, or disgust. or extreme disgust.
Or.. maybe centipede eggs?
Give it time Mr... Give it time. I am sure there will be some at some point...
The poop-blender backpack is inevitable....

Is someone watching "The Yellow Submarine"? (Speaking of classic movies...)
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I have only watched this movie while hallucinating.
The 'hole in my pocket' bit and the Sea of Holes was a little whacked out.
The music is all over the place, too.
I recommend watching this movie while tripping. It's the way it is supposed to be watched.

Weird. IT'S going to look like that later only much darker... :ROFLMAO:
I almost took pictures for you...
😈

BUT what if she remembers the bigger cocks she's had while this happening? Seems counterproductive. :ROFLMAO:
Well, it's like I always tell my partners, "Ignore the rag and just breathe deeply." ;)


Ohhhhh, is that what I've been doing wrong? The "Silsbury Doughboy" seemed quite androgynous. :p
Androgynous doughboys still don't have holes in their rib cage!
Unless you poke a little harder...

So was the dance instructor on "Dance Moms" and the mom on "Honey Boo Boo". Doesn't mean I want either of them. :p
Want has nothing to do with it. It's you abilities I was referencing, sir. :D

I, all to well, feel your pain on that one.
How have I read 10 pages and there's 20 more? :ROFLMAO:
I just can't tonight. Physical exhaustion leads to posting slowness.

IF you don't like cucumbers AND you know you don't like cucumbers- WHY would you drink something with cucumber on the label?
I don't like "Flaming Hot Cheetos" and when they came out with "Flaming Hot Mountain Dew" my first instinct was NOT to buy case of the shit...:ROFLMAO:
Well, I got that, too. In a bottle. I got some for my dad as well.
Flaming Hot Mtn Dew is not good, either.

Well, I was thinking of writing a counter-poem, but THIS saved me the trouble. :ROFLMAO:
Lit major, he's used to it for sure.

Holy Shit! Cloris Leachman, she was pretty fuckin' funny too. :ROFLMAO:
One of the very few good parts of that movie.
Still fun to watch, though.

I mean, I did see Flaming1's entries...now I'm not saying...

I'm disappointed you missed a Monty Python quote. :(
I'm glad you see. NOW LOOK AGAIN.
And, I didn't miss the quote. I just refused to be distracted from your teeny peeny with Python

Not to mention she was most likely blowing you in a car that you just stole after the beating the driver to death with a tire iron in broad daylight. :ROFLMAO:
Such a great fuckin' game- just to do absolutely nothing in- if you don't want. That and RDR are great games! :ROFLMAO:
I was so disappointed what they did with Read Dead Online. Just left it to die a miserable, boring death.
I understand they make 100 million a day on GTA online, but give us wild west shenanigans!

To be fair (to be fair) he could either have his heart pump blood to his brain and keep him alive OR keep him hard.
There's only so much blood in the human body- he would've had to walk around with an IV bag of extra blood to live and fuck.:ROFLMAO:
That's what cocaine is for!

Maybe you should move closer... :ROFLMAO:
I'll have the spacebar in my ass if I move any closer!

@Teaspoon You still alive?
You say a guy looks like a buttplug, 40 or 50 times and he disappears!
Soft as baby poo

Which hot chick? Also why wouldn't i like the neko aspect?🤔
All of those neko pics you posted are hot, man.
I.. nevermind.

I don't recall this happening much, maybe the chocolate chips is different here.
I don't think "stick to my teeth" is the right phrasing.
I don't like the way frozen chocolate chips feel when you bite into them. (feels like they are sticking to my teeth)

Be careful not to be eaten by a onça pintada. :p
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I'm not scared! I eat pussy, too! :P

What? This is cheaper than Spotify.

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Hey Butty!
 
As a Japanese woman, the thought of insect sex should give you some sorts of feelings, I would think.
Like, mild disgust, or disgust. or extreme disgust.
Or.. maybe centipede eggs?

The poop-blender backpack is inevitable....


I have only watched this movie while hallucinating.
The 'hole in my pocket' bit and the Sea of Holes was a little whacked out.
The music is all over the place, too.
I recommend watching this movie while tripping. It's the way it is supposed to be watched.


I almost took pictures for you...
😈


Well, it's like I always tell my partners, "Ignore the rag and just breathe deeply." ;)



Androgynous doughboys still don't have holes in their rib cage!
Unless you poke a little harder...


Want has nothing to do with it. It's you abilities I was referencing, sir. :D


I just can't tonight. Physical exhaustion leads to posting slowness.


Well, I got that, too. In a bottle. I got some for my dad as well.
Flaming Hot Mtn Dew is not good, either.


Lit major, he's used to it for sure.


One of the very few good parts of that movie.
Still fun to watch, though.


I'm glad you see. NOW LOOK AGAIN.
And, I didn't miss the quote. I just refused to be distracted from your teeny peeny with Python


I was so disappointed what they did with Read Dead Online. Just left it to die a miserable, boring death.
I understand they make 100 million a day on GTA online, but give us wild west shenanigans!


That's what cocaine is for!


I'll have the spacebar in my ass if I move any closer!


You say a guy looks like a buttplug, 40 or 50 times and he disappears!
Soft as baby poo


All of those neko pics you posted are hot, man.
I.. nevermind.


I don't think "stick to my teeth" is the right phrasing.
I don't like the way frozen chocolate chips feel when you bite into them. (feels like they are sticking to my teeth)


I'm not scared! I eat pussy, too! :p


Hey Butty!
That is a lot of replying 👀
 
That is a lot of replying 👀
I was trying to backread, but I'm too tired.
Just replying to quotes before I leave!

I'll have 100 pages to go through tomorrow!

definitely a pro move!
You think you can kiss my ass and get a big red heart.

Well... you are right! 💋
 
I was trying to backread, but I'm too tired.
Just replying to quotes before I leave!

I'll have 100 pages to go through tomorrow!


You think you can kiss my ass and get a big red heart.

Well... you are right! 💋
Yeah, the backreading can be brutal. If I get to login more than once a week I backread a bit, but a whole weeks worth piling up is yikes lol
 
Anyone got any good games to recommend
What genres/themes/tags/settings you like?

As a Japanese woman, the thought of insect sex should give you some sorts of feelings, I would think.
Like, mild disgust, or disgust. or extreme disgust.
Or.. maybe centipede eggs?
It doesn't have anything to do with your message, but I saw snake sex (which I missed on the thread apparently) and remembered some trivia:
Did you know snakes have two penises? 😎

And now I'll go to sleep. Goodnight, everyone!
 
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I've been quiet tonight because I've been gaming. Things are strange right now, but games help. Time to crash. I'll see you all in the morning.
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Been lurking in the background catching up on the backread
but I'm exhausted...

Goodnigth everyone!
 

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It doesn't have anything to do with your message, but I saw snake sex (which I missed on the thread apparently) and remembered some trivia:
Did you know snakes have two penises? 😎

And now I'll go to sleep. Goodnight, everyone!
Hopefully I can leave this gift for you to wake up to. Did you know, there's at least one man with two fully functioning penises? Double-Dick Dude out here making everyone else look bad. :ROFLMAO:
 
Hopefully I can leave this gift for you to wake up to. Did you know, there's at least one man with two fully functioning penises? Double-Dick Dude out here making everyone else look bad. :ROFLMAO:
Not sleeping yet, I'm still preparing myself to bed. Hahaha
Lucky him. I can't properly use even the only one I have, and he with two of them. 😔

Edit: Now I'm really going to bed, and I'll leave more trivia for you guys:
Did you know that kangaroos have THREE (not one, not two, but THREE) vaginas??? 🤣
 
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Japan and Brazil actually has a agreement, I think neither one needs vista and such for travelling to the other, so just buying the planes tickets is enough. :giggle:
They have a 90 days exception as many other countries (Europe, US), after that you need a VISA. This is something called the Waiver Program if I'm not wrong. For Brazil is not a permanent situation, but a 3 years exception because of the 115th anniversary of the first immigration of Japanese people to Brazil.

well, grammar is hard, especially Kanji and if you ask any Japanese person they will explain exactly same thing. You can live there 20 year and still not get grammar correct, but of course your Japanese will be very good by then and you can write and read just about everything. Best to start learn Hiragana and Katakana before Kanji and also even I will not be able to understand Portugese at all, or Spanish. They are hard to understand grammar, but I think so talking is ok.
For me, it's not only a grammar problem, a western speaker needs to change completely the way to think to be able to understand and speak Japanese properly. The use of a topic instead of a subject, changes everything. That's why most of the learning text books are not a good source to enter in the real Japanese, they have a tendency to imitate subject oriented sentences. I can read text books for foreigners and understand almost everything, but if I pick, for example, a Light Novel, I have a really hard time to understand almost every single sentence. So far I'm just able to understand without the help of a translator, books for babies. Maybe I need to try books intended for early teenagers (12 yo or so). But I don't know how to identify such books. If you can help me providing some titles I will appreciate it, I already have an account on honto.jp

Regarding Japanese people learning Romance Languages (Latin Languages like Italian, Spanish, French, etc), in my personal experience you will find a bit of everything, from the Japanese person who speak native level after a few years living in the country to the ones who lived 20 years there and still are unable to speak well.
Just culture and Japanese are reserve and quiet and don't like loud,
And that's one of the things I appreciate the most of Japanese people! I have already visited Japan and, in fact, you people are like the most respectful people I ever meet. Western people is educated in the individualism, the Ego has a lot of importance here, but I feel Japanese people (I don't know other eastern countries, so I can't about them) are educated in the collective first. The language is a perfect mirror of that, in English for example you need to put in the sentence the Ego, the "I" pronoun, but in Japanese you do the opposite, you avoid as much as possible the use of "Watashi/Boku/Ore/etc". Because the Ego doesn't matter. At least that's my perfection of how it works XD

To put it in an example.
I think I will go to the school tomorrow. --> There is 2 times the word "I"!!
Even in Italian or Spanish is almost the same (just to use other languages that I can speak), but instead to put the "I" they will use the verb form "Penso che domani andrò a scuola"//"Pienso que mañana iré a la escuela". It's the verb who grammatically points to the "I".

But in Japanese:
明日、学校に行こうと思う。
There is no grammar that indicates the "I" is the one who is doing the action, but a speaker convention that tells that, with these verbs and kind of structure, mostly it's the first person who is implied to be thinking and acting.
I only don't like when signs say please be respectful and don't take pictures or annoy residents, then some people do ignore and don't care.
I guess that's the same for every country, when the visitors not only don't respect the local traditions, but don't care about create a big mess.
 
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Anyone seen the Anime Film The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim trailer?
Seems interesting since it is giving Castlevania animated vibe but still kinda skeptical....
I mean very very skeptical about it.
 
Maybe I need to try books intended for early teenagers (12 yo or so). But I don't know how to identify such books. If you can help me providing some titles I will appreciate it, I already have an account on honto.jp

My thoughts would be to look for "Young Adult" or "YA" books, they're designed for younger audiences, but not children.
They'll probably be written in a way that's easier to understand than one for native speaking adults. Such as "The Hunger Games" series and Harry Potter, etc.

Edit: They're called "Young Adult" novels, because they deal with topics that young adults experience, but they're typically written in a way that young adults could understand and relate to.
 
*knock knock*

Does my new pfp work for yall?
 
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Greetings from, well, quite the deficit... :ROFLMAO:

How is everybody on this...now, Friday?
Good I hope. ;)
Time to see what y'all have been up to since last I checked.

I'll curled up with a good back-read- if y'all need me.
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My thoughts would be to look for "Young Adult" or "YA" books, they're designed for younger audiences, but not children.
They'll probably be written in a way that's easier to understand than one for native speaking adults. Such as "The Hunger Games" series and Harry Potter, etc.

Edit: They're called "Young Adult" novels, because they deal with topics that young adults experience, but they're typically written in a way that young adults could understand and relate to.
I already tried Light Novels, that are supposed to be that, but they are still too hard for me. Probably I have not selected the good titles, I don't know. That's why I'm asking him. Even I tried some translated English books, but the Japanese translator made more complex sentences than the original text, lmao. I still hope to find something in middle between baby tales and regular LN.
 
I already tried Light Novels, that are supposed to be that, but they are still too hard for me. Probably I have not selected the good titles, I don't know. That's why I'm asking him. Even I tried some translated English books, but the Japanese translator made more complex sentences than the original text, lmao. I still hope to find something in middle between baby tales and regular LN.
Yeah Light Novels suck most of the time due to translations....especially when different groups translate them differently. And official translations just take forever and will probably bad as well.
 
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