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Cucumbers literally make me vomit - something about the smell that just triggers my gag reflex.

Love pickles; raw cucumber is awful for me.
Holy shit, that triggered a memory:

"Cucumbers are pickles given the 'water zombie' treatment. They barely resemble their prior living form. Instead, they're bloated disgusting bags filled with swamp water detritus bemoaning the loss of their prior perfect self."

Now, WHO said that to me is lost in the cobweb filled abyss that is my brain...
 
I got to see a theatrical showing of Nosferatu a couple years ago with a live organist doing the music, it was great, but then I like old cinema, so I'm a bit biased.
Yeah to understand old cinema style you need like and watch the old movies. I seen some before and of course famous Charley Chaplin and it is interesting how things and also how people changed these days. Some people woill still like old B&W silent movies and there were some really good actor and actress.
You're not wrong. That poor guy has that 'dead inside' look
Lol well, maybe a good hard sex act will wake him up lol. I mean, it will work for most people hehe.
I think most languages that is spoken in more than one region have differences based on where it is. Here in Brazil we speak portuguese, and frankly, I think I understand spanish better than portuguese from Portugal. Hahaha
I know mostly USA english, but for some reason some words I remember are in UK english. Usually because I played some european game or something like that.
Oh, you're japanese? That's cool. I'm actually half japanese. I know how to read hiragana and katakana (and some 10 or so kanji, which is nothing. Hahaha) albeit very, very slow, but it already helps a lot. Nowadays lot's of japanese games, sites and such actually uses english for menus and so, just written in the japanese alphabet.
And for us that speak portuguse, the pronunciation of japanese is really easy, becausa japanese romaji is actually based on portuguese, so we just read them in our natural accent and is mostly right. I always wanted to truly study japanese, but I'm a very lazy person, so never got to it...
ahh Portuguese. Very nice. I met few from Portugal before but most was other Latino countries. I heard that Latino Spanish don't understand Portuguese but Portuguese understand Spanish. Not sure why this is case. We get many from Latino American countries for \visit in Japan and yup, I'm 100% Japanese but I did travel in past when I was able. Not for few years now, since I returned just after Covid.
Thats really cool you are half Japanese. I find half and half people looks really cute because I used to not like our eye shapes and such but now I don't care lol. Its good you understand to write Hiragana and Katakana. They are very easy to learn. Just basic and you can easy make conversation in both, but Kanji is shit. i don't like it and still I find writing the symbols of many words are a pain in ass but we had to learn in school 2,000 symbols out of about 5,000 and to be honest, reading them is fine but we all find writing them to be hard. It is really hard because one word/symbol means many things and this is confuse to almost all foreigners so don't feel bad if you find them too hard. To be honest also, Romaji is basically English/Latin base letters, so it is also easy for me but most Japan only use Romanji for official documents because many English words or saying are lost in translate to Japanese. I always liked Portugal and South America, especially you guys have cool festival like the DelMorto.. I think this is the namer?? It is the day of the dead. Looks cool and also Carnivale, the costumes and fun is great. At least on TV looks great lol. I find many different culture are so interest and if I had money i will spend my life just travel the entire world, or at least the safe and good parts.
 
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I probably would! My favorite ice cream flavours are mint chocolate, bubblegum, pistacchio and corn.
Here sweets from corn are very common. I find it very good!
Well, you can keep mint, but I do like the others. :ROFLMAO:
Mint is just nasty, imho. Then again I can't eat cilantro or jalapenos, so go figure.
Depends on your definition, I guess... 🤔
Meat is usually the flesh of the animal Gelatin is more of a byproduct of the meat industry? It's a substance extracted from the meat, instead of the meat itself? And I think gelatin comes more from the bones, so I don't really think it is considered a meat product.
It probably became a "food source" because it was plentiful and cheap. From some of the recipes that y'all have posted- it looked like they came from a time when people were poor-er and made the best with what they had available.
Kind of a "stone soup". It might be nasty by itself, BUT if we add other cheap ingredients to it- it won't be AS gross and it might last for 1 or 2 meals?
It's because of things like this that potato is my favorite vegetable. I can have a plate with just potatoes cooked in different ways and it will be good as hell!
Give me some mashed potatos with some potato chips, some french fries and a baked potato on the side and I'm a happy man.
I had a buddy who was the exact same way with tomatoes. Tomato soup, grilled cheese with tomatoes, and tomato juice to drink. We had him committed. :ROFLMAO:
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Here we usually use a plastic bag kinda container, like a tissue paper, but waterproof, so the sauce won't spill from it. But I can't have one of these without getting a little messy myself. Hahaha
I just have to ask, because I would remiss not to- IS it also a potato bread? I just wanna know before I call the Mental Hospital on your behalf.
This is the Brazilian equivalent of Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, and Spam. :ROFLMAO:
Here the most common cheese to use in dishes is named literally mozzarella, but that isn't really mozzarella. It's similar to a low-moisture mozzarella.
Okay, I was thinking it had to be a mild cheese. A mozzarella, asiago, or parmesan. Salmon is a strong flavor and you want it to complement the fish not overpower it or just make it taste weird. A mild smoked cheddar isn't bad with cold salmon. 😋
It made me remember this Reddit print which I always laughs looking at:
Would you care to share with the rest of the class OR is this joke just for you? :ROFLMAO:
"Shoujo" means "girl" in japanese, and its used as a genre for girls, just like "Shounen" is a genre for boys.
But it was a joke, I thought you were refering to Shoujo Ramune... 😢
Ah, not that I was aware of- I do like my girls with noodles. Would that be "Shoujo Ramen"? :ROFLMAO:
Oh, did you get the seaweed joke?
Trivia: Did you know that a human ejaculation has a data transfer speed of roughly 4232Gbps?
Well, IF i had the ability to store data on my jizz- that might be mildly helpful. You really have to wonder WHO these bored as fuck scientists are that come up with these factoids. :ROFLMAO:
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Here it not unusual eat bananas with savory foods. Some eat bananas even with rice and beans. There was also a dish that was a banana with ham and cheese wrapped over it (Not so common anymore, but stil exists).
On burgers they're usually sliced and flambé or lightly fried. Normally it is plantains/cooking bananas, but you can also use regular bananas. I like it a lot!
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Okay, lets deconstruct this burger. Ciabatta bread?
Top: Is that mayo (applied with an ice cream scoop?) or a monterey jack or mozzarella?
Next: Are those tomatoes or some type of sausage?
Next: Are the things that look like the slugs the grilled bananas?
Next: Are those onions?
Next: Is that a cheddar or colby cheese?
Next: Is that patty rare? 😋
:ROFLMAO:

That just from a few of my image threads alone.
I'm confused and fear I may have to play catch-up somewhere else... :ROFLMAO:

ep, there's a great picture. I keep all of my sluts and fucktoys happy.
Well, Matthiacallus doesn't look like he's complainin'. :ROFLMAO:
Indeed it does. I still can't explain myself why pixelart is so nice looking. Perhaps its because the artists try to make the most out the limitation in pixel count, so each individual pixels is placed with way more care than just drawing in higher definition.
I think it's that AND as LucidDream said- it harkens back to a simpler 16-32bit time of the old NES games (AND let's be honest, there are quite a few loli games that have only been done in pixel art)...so maybe not so much a "preference" as it's "the only thing we can get". Also, I think they're just "cuter". ;)
I can't stand mint chocolate myself
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Mint ANYTHING. I agree with you and that face. WHY is most mouthwash "minty"- I'd probably use Conzi's rotten "Stormtrooper" fish flavoured mouthwash before I'd use mint. (NOW make that face.) :ROFLMAO:
You can wash down the 'tater one with vodka or schnapps and really up the potato presence. ;)

Salmon and cheese is a tough one - I might sprinkle something like feta. Almost any cheese can go with mashed potatoes.
A regular Vodka or a flavoured one? A Citron? A Tequila possibly? Patron? Ooh, a margarita... Mmmm
Yeah, like I said above, it would have to be complementary cheese anything too strong and you ruin the fish. Damn, now I want Philly rolls... You...you...

CAN I order the books on Amazon? :ROFLMAO:
We were talking about the Civitai profile...
I think. Hold on quote-stravaganza incoming.
Yeah, I'm even more lost now than when I started...and I've been on the same page for 2 hours now. :ROFLMAO:
It's been kind cool seeing the 'upgrades' as the posts go on, too.
What do you mean? Is it a WIP kinda thing?
A before and after?

:p
Cocumbers are not nasty. 😡
They're pretry good in sushi, sunomonos and, more importantly, bread & butter pickles, the best thing to put on burgers!
Well, that's why we're having you committed. It'll be nice. They have a day room with games and after they give you back your shoelaces and your belt- they might let you go outside. :ROFLMAO:
Cucumbers are only good after they've been sufficiently drowned in brine and dill seasoning. 😋
 

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I'm confused and fear I may have to play catch-up somewhere else... :ROFLMAO:
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Yeah, I'm even more lost now than when I started...and I've been on the same page for 2 hours now. :ROFLMAO:

What do you mean? Is it a WIP kinda thing?
A before and after?
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:p
The answers to your questions lie in my signature, click on my civitai link and see the wonders that lay within. (You will need to set up and account and adjust your account settings to allow the naughty pics to show, but I have faith in you)
 
Freaks out.....Beaks out !!

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There are many interesting creatures in the forest of Lewd. Like this majestic Slumduck
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack !!




Also this Tiger Mod rawar! rawar!



And the beautiful Silrog Fox which can run up to 45 MPH


Also the Lewd river is filled with various fish, such as the Evil Sturgeon


And the Catfish



Also this perverted old wolf that spends its time licking itself.

 

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Freaks out.....Beaks out !!


There are many interesting creatures in the forest of Lewd. Like this majestic Slumduck
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack !!
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Also this Tiger Mod rawar! rawar!
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And the beautiful Silrog Fox which can run up to 45 MPH


Also the Lewd river is filled with various fish, such as the Evil Sturgeon


And the Catfish



Also this perverted old wolf that spends its time licking itself.

 

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Got to say I'm into it. did not think i would be
 
There's regular corn on the cob at the beginning of fall, probably starting a couple weeks from now.
There is one more crop of sweet corn coming next week, then it's done for the year. :(
I've been trying to eat more fresh vegetables, so I'll see what the normal stuff is shortly.

Here is a chicken jello from an old recipe. My grandma made on similar to this with cheese pieces and no celery:

I don't think there were sunflower seeds, but I wouldn't even try it.

I think it has kind of worked for me. Like I said, as a distraction. As soon as I stop massaging the web part, it stops working. That's why I think it's the distraction.
And FYI, BC Powder is just Aspirin. The max strength has tylenol in it, too.

Wendy Thomas! The cartoon one, not the real one, I hope. (The real one looks like Dave Thomas in a wig)
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Not JUST gobs, but all of the goodness he makes.
Go and register, change your level to R, X, and XXX and marvel in the plethora of cuteness and filth!

"Get off'a me pa, yer crushin' mah cigarettes"

Norwegian, Swedish, Czech, German and English roots. All the bad food mixed together and they eat just the worst crap ever.
Nothing with spiciness, though. My immediate family is the one part of the family that eats jalapenos.

Yeah, there's a couple of "Walmart for booze" stores in the next city over. I'll have to check next time I'm up there.

I'm surprised an aunt hasn't found a way to steam it into a new disgusting food dish.

When have you ever had a cucumber that tastes like bread & butter pickles? You have to pickle, can and flavor them to change the way they taste!
I love pickles, too. I have 3 types of pickle in my fridge right now. But the cucumbers within taste like ass before pickling, IMO

I think something's wrong with your water.
That Wendy gif stirst something in me...
 
Missed this one, it was really easy, I took a bunch of money and bought a new one once the holidays were over.
It works 99% of the time!
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It was just a very bad time, shops being open wise, for something to break.
Just how much do you spend on a keyboard, dude? You can a BT KB on Amazon for like $10... :ROFLMAO:
Here is a chicken jello from an old recipe. My grandma made on similar to this with cheese pieces and no celery:

I don't think there were sunflower seeds, but I wouldn't even try it.
I shall take your word for it WITHOUT clicking the link. That "D&D Hot dog" was enough "exotic" food for me for a while.
I think it has kind of worked for me. Like I said, as a distraction. As soon as I stop massaging the web part, it stops working. That's why I think it's the distraction.
And FYI, BC Powder is just Aspirin. The max strength has tylenol in it, too.
True, but I think the BC Powder being "powdered" helps it diffuse quicker. OR it's psychosomatic- it seems to work for me.
Wendy Thomas! The cartoon one, not the real one, I hope. (The real one looks like Dave Thomas in a wig)
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A Baconator for dinner and "Wendy" for dessert. 😋
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Not JUST gobs, but all of the goodness he makes.
Go and register, change your level to R, X, and XXX and marvel in the plethora of cuteness and filth!
Ugh, that sounds like effort. I'm still 30+ pages in limbo atm... :ROFLMAO:
Have you had a chance to check out the 5-6 pics I have left in P4?
Norwegian, Swedish, Czech, German and English roots. All the bad food mixed together and they eat just the worst crap ever.
Nothing with spiciness, though. My immediate family is the one part of the family that eats jalapenos.
I can only imagine how popular they are at Potlucks. "Oh, we brought the cucumbers and the half-and-half- we don't like you enough for actual milk." :ROFLMAO:
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Yeah, there's a couple of "Walmart for booze" stores in the next city over. I'll have to check next time I'm up there.
Yeah, I'm lookin' at road trip too... Although some of those Walmarts only have liquor, not beer. Depends on where you live. :rolleyes:
I'm surprised an aunt hasn't found a way to steam it into a new disgusting food dish.
Give her time, give her time. "She'll call it "Corn Turdprise". :ROFLMAO:
When have you ever had a cucumber that tastes like bread & butter pickles? You have to pickle, can and flavor them to change the way they taste!
I love pickles, too. I have 3 types of pickle in my fridge right now. But the cucumbers within taste like ass before pickling, IMO
Yes, a cucumber has to BE pickled to BE a pickle. I'm not sure what cucumber alchemy you're trying to use, but it won't work.
And If ANYBODY know anything about what ass tastes like... :ROFLMAO:
Pickle Purists Unite!
I think something's wrong with your water.
OR they've been drinking this crap... :ROFLMAO:
 

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Damn bringing back the Bonkettes was exhausting
Yes, BUT totally, TOTALLY worth it. Right? ;)
Bologna? Not baloney? I've been saying it wrong this whole time
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:ROFLMAO:
The answers to your questions lie in my signature, click on my civitai link and see the wonders that lay within. (You will need to set up and account and adjust your account settings to allow the naughty pics to show, but I have faith in you)
You? You have faith in me? :ROFLMAO:
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Hello everyone

How are you this Wednesday?

Can't wait for the holidays
 
Dude today my wife and her fiends were out hiking next to a mountain in Alaska. Her friend isn’t in the best physic. We get up like 1/10 the way up and she wants to turn back. I said, “dude we’ve been sitting around the entire vacation, I’m climbing this mountain.” There’s a trail that takes 6 hours and it wraps all the way around to the top of a smaller mountain. Instead I B-line up the biggest mountain and just start climbing. They didn’t think I would get far 10-20-30 min go by I’m still climbing. After 2 hours I climb all the way to the top of the mountain. Most beautiful scenery I got my eyes to land on. #8,000 ft
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Dude today my wife and her fiends were out hiking next to a mountain in Alaska. Her friend isn’t in the best physic. We get up like 1/10 the way up and she wants to turn back. I said, “dude we’ve been sitting around the entire vacation, I’m climbing this mountain.” There’s a trail that takes 6 hours and it wraps all the way around to the top of a smaller mountain. Instead I B-line up the biggest mountain and just start climbing. They didn’t think I would get far 10-20-30 min go by I’m still climbing. After 2 hours I climb all the way to the top of the mountain. Most beautiful scenery I got my eyes to land on. #8,000 ft
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Very pretty landscape, you need motivation to climb to the top as well as the body that follows lol
 
Good morning everyone! 🌊👋
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In that case, would hentai and jav porn be considered pixel art since the dick and pussy are always pixelated🤔
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Half pixel art? :unsure:
Yeah i started it at roughly 6 pm. Now my daily interest moved to late 10pm because im forgetful as well
Yeah, I have forgotten about it multiple times.
I remember mime(?) talking about that, it would be nice if it was 23 hours instead of 24 hours, so you could set it back.
Because right now, it will always move forward, even if you make it on time.
That feeling when you collect your interest for the day.
Bailey's and coffee is wonderful....of course so is coffee with whisky.

Yeah, I wind up missing a day to reset every now and then not a huge deal, although a 23 instead of 24 hour timer would be nice.

For both replies. :p
BLOOD!

You know how to hit me! :p
Also how do you know me so well?
STTTAAAAHHHPPP
They say we're normaly around 60% water, but I've been on like 30% because of you!
Please never stop being you! ❤️
Time for me to call it a night myself. Always a pleasure. Look forward to the fun tomorrow.





Also I see you out there @Guz89 if I fucked anywhere please be gentle I don't want to look this...... wait I already do lol

And @Slumdum I see you out there also. Trying to be sneaky.

You have a good day

Sleep well TD! Hope you get some good dreams!
I did that when I was grinding for my first buy - I was within about 100 coins and very new, and I don't know if backreaders were a thing, yet. Once the waiting period goes away, and you find this thread, it gets easier, but right at first, it takes a minute to figure it out.

AND I STILL CAN'T USE THE FUCKING TOOL BAR!

Submitted a ticket - I think it's a site/Firefox thing. Trying to find out if anything got changed in the architecture the last couple of days and to see if there's now a bad interaction with the browser. Same thing happened with Disqus a couple of months back.
Saw it got fixed, but then came back.
Just wanna throw in, that I use firefox too, and don't seem to have that problem. :unsure:
And Ripples is a VN (currently playing the update). It has hidden renders and there's usually someone that puts a guide together for where to look. Most of them are obvious, but some are a pain, and the last two releases before this one had glitches that either didn't allow the trigger to work, or the trigger didn't show up where it was supposed to. I think it's because of the WT mod. I like to have the "canon" guide, but also play alternates - I just usually keep one path that goes the route the Dev intended as the "primary". They wrote the VN - I may as well honor their work and follow the preferred path in at least one play through.
Ripples another good VN, I'm a sucker for time travel stories, plus the girls looks nice!
Have you seen Let the right one in? It's a vampire book that had a couple different movies made of it no sequels just different movies like both late 2000's
How do you know about my movie anon? :p
Just wanted to share what i am walking around with in my inventory on a game im currently playing
Emergency fuck hole!
Or some would call it a pocket pussy I guess. :p
Freaks out.....Beaks out !!


There are many interesting creatures in the forest of Lewd. Like this majestic Slumduck
quack, quack, quack, quack, quack !!




Also this Tiger Mod rawar! rawar!



And the beautiful Silrog Fox which can run up to 45 MPH


Also the Lewd river is filled with various fish, such as the Evil Sturgeon


And the Catfish



Also this perverted old wolf that spends its time licking itself.

Just a stroll through the Lewd Forest to see the magnificent animals in there.

And sitting by the Lewd River.

But what's this? The guide didn't say anything about the two armed swan!

Such a magnificent speciment!
That Wendy gif stirst something in me...
Wait what? What are you trying to say Guwnknime?
*Lowly growls*
Oh okay, you want @Guz89, @Shawnchapp, @BeowulfKnight and @mime to pay you LC for your creation?
*Acknowledging growl*
Yeah, I'm thinking that's not gonna happen, technically they didn't create you, you were summoned, which means you already existed.
*Growl*
Okay, okay, yeah, maybe you're a bi product from all the posts, they have merged or deleted... :unsure:
Oh wait a moment Guwnknime, I have something to do!
*Growl*
Oh yo.. You want to help? Okay, can't be worse than when I do it alone, good thing I had an extra robe made.

Summoning is complete!
*Summoning Growl*
 

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first hi hows it going?, second @Slumdum has ignored me for 30 seconds and im now sad, 3d im going too bed gn
 
Dude today my wife and her fiends were out hiking next to a mountain in Alaska. Her friend isn’t in the best physic. We get up like 1/10 the way up and she wants to turn back. I said, “dude we’ve been sitting around the entire vacation, I’m climbing this mountain.” There’s a trail that takes 6 hours and it wraps all the way around to the top of a smaller mountain. Instead I B-line up the biggest mountain and just start climbing. They didn’t think I would get far 10-20-30 min go by I’m still climbing. After 2 hours I climb all the way to the top of the mountain. Most beautiful scenery I got my eyes to land on. #8,000 ft

Damn this looks really nice. Always a pleasure if you go for something and get rewarded with such a beautiful sight.
 
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