Then you've come to the right place.
Welcome Home!
Thinkin' about the lil sis too? IKR.
I agree, agree. I just have a kink, so any glasses work
I do love me some glasses too, but when the start to get into "scuba mask" territory- maybe dial it down a tad.
every time she appears without glasses I scream 'heresy'
It's almost like Superman/Clark Kent. Hottie with/Cutie without (like where did that really hot girl go?).
yeah, exactly, that's why it's my favorite, I'm tired of the random stories with some porn.
Take a little time to write that shit right you lazy dev
I'm sure you've played OSiL then? That has a pretty good story and really awesome renders.
Just have tissues at the ready.
I used to get the kiwis really cold in the fridge, wash them, cut the nub ends off, and cut them into think slices with the skin on.
Pretty good texture difference when chewing. I wouldn't want a mouthful of the skin though.
Isn't that last sentence what "someone" said BEFORE they got all those coins?
Lol, Jackass just dumped the game part and goes straight to the torture.
"Family Double Dare" without all those pesky questions and safety regulations?
The body is ready, but the mind is lacking!
Too Many HOLES
Ya gotta have priorities, I reckon.
My brother is way too much of a prude. He gets very flustered (red faced and has to leave the room) when my dad talks about him being conceived in the back of a Chevette.
I live alone, luckily. Easier to air out the cock and balls and butthole that way.
Well, then I guess you got his share of genetic perversion?

Hmmm, can't find the gif where I pour hydrochloric acid in my ears after hearing that...
I want to be awake for that!
Why did I have a feeling that you were going to say that...
Shit, man. NO. Hell no. I've literally never had bananas with bugs in them. (that I've noticed)
Let 'em sit on the counter for 1-2 days and you might get those little gnats flying around them unless putting 'em up you heinie wipes away the eggs?
I think the 2012 is from my last PC motherboard bursting into flame while I was at work. Had to use recovery software to get most stuff from the HDD.
I actually probably took the pic between 2004-2007 with a work camera, then edited on the work computer in 2007.
I lost a lot of work and personal stuff in that fire.
HOW did that even happen? Heatsink, short, or fan failure?
He's trying to act as a small child for sympathy!
Well, jokes on him, we are pro child violence!
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Cindy Lou Who turned into a sexy thing!
Turned?

Taylor Momsen of "Pretty Reckless" IS "pretty awesome"!
Flop your dick out on @Underlord's face. @-Bonk- will knock him out and you can drag your taint on his nose and mouth.
"Taint on" "Taint off" Good, Daniel-san.
This is why you're known as the shiny metal trashcan.
I'm surprised no one has done a "Wizard of Oz" gif- where he's the "taint woodsman". Instead of "oil", he says, "
coin me, coin me, coin me."
Welcome!
Don't clench when you meet @conzibald, it'll just hurt if you don't go with it.
Although, he does love a good "snuggle struggle"...
