discussion Squirting: a rant

[oopiii]

Even if mostly urine I mind not, as long as its sexual it doesnt matter

 

[Wankdorf]

I remember doing a video call with a girl who suddenly started squirting.

Well, after this experience I can safely say that this is not really my thing.

 

[User_98330]

I have absolutely no dog in this race but I just gotta applaud the OP for such an impassioned and eloquent rant.

 

[LewdDewd2024]

Well at least he's passionate about something.

 

[sourpuss]

Well at least he's passionate about something.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
—H.L. Mencken

 

[vaelenor]

In real life it can be surprising. But you know it is a sign that Im doing something right

 

[dosrando]

Fair point, well made. I disagree but kudos for a well written rant! I applaud.

 

[Madrox Yorick]

It's just a different kind of milk . . .

 

[User_109578]

It's pretty popular in real porn and some women really can squirt. And how the fuck could a grown man even then think women had dicks?

It seems today most woman have dicks, if I have to believe the games I see on this site...

 

[klingpop]

In real life it can be surprising. But you know it is a sign that Im doing something right

The same could be said for nudity, or the female orgasm...depending on circumstances.

 

[MattShizzle]

It seems today most woman have dicks, if I have to believe the games I see on this site...

There are no women with dicks, only men with tits.

 

[InvaderZim]

It seems today most woman have dicks, if I have to believe the games I see on this site...

Sadly true, although strictly speaking they are men with tits. It's gay with extra steps.

 

[User_48178]

Sadly true, although strictly speaking they are men with tits. It's gay with extra steps.

It's about the journey, not the destination.

 

[User_109578]

Sadly true, although strictly speaking they are men with tits. It's gay with extra steps.

Yeh in reality, but often here it's the Futa's. So with pussy below it instead of balls...

 

[MattShizzle]

Yeh in reality, but often here it's the Futa's. So with pussy below it instead of balls...

That's still gay. If there's a dick - and a male is even remotely interested - gay.

 

[JebDee123]

From the 1930s to the 1960s, Henry Darger worked as a custodian in a Chicago hospital. He lived alone and kept to himself. When he died in 1971, his landlord found a hand-written and watercolour-illustrated manuscript of over 15,000 pages, detailing the adventures of the seven 'Vivian Girls' - rebel child slaves in a fantasy setting. He's considered one of the core figures in what's called 'outsider art'.

There are many odd features to the manuscript, not least of which is that the Vivian Girls - and all girls in the story - are depicted as having penises. It's worth noting that they do not also have vaginas; they only have penises. Darger was not a pioneering futa-lover. In all probability, he drew the girls with penises because he thought girls had penises, because no-one had ever told him otherwise.

You may wonder why I'm mentioning all this. It's because Henry Darger and his penis-having Vivian Girls are what I think of every time I see squirting. It seems congruent - this masculising of the female orgasm, this idea that there is and must be a female equivalent to male ejaculation, despite the absence of any biological or evolutionary basis.

I'm not here to insult anyone. If you like squirting, fine, enjoy. But it is absolutely everywhere now and I'm about convinced some group of squirting enthusiasts are pooling their money and pledging to devs at high tiers to get them to include it.

I find it absolutely, alienatingly off-putting. I've tried to think of a comparison - imagine if there was a fetish for girls suddenly growing thick, full beards right as they cum. Just instantaneously going all ZZ Top right when they climax. The beard-hairs would all fall out very quickly, of course - in like ten, fifteen seconds, say. But they grow a beard every time they cum. It's how you can tell they've cum. That's just what happens when girls cum. They instantaneously grow a thick beard which immediately falls out.

And suppose, suddenly, that that was in every game you played. That more and more of the games you play have this bizarre, repugnant content requiring you to accept this wholly fictional absurdity. And then one day you find you can't think of a game that doesn't have it.

So there you go, rant over. Squirting: it's bad, folks!

Sorry if this is a repeat... I didn't read the whole thread... but what the hell do you mean by "masculising of the female orgasm?" Women can and do squirt. Like, it's a natural female bodily function. It is part of the mechanism that lubricates the vaginal walls when a woman is aroused. Because of that squirting is sometimes thought of as arousal overload and thus desirable. It can be seen as a sign that a woman had a more intense orgasm. It has nothing at all to do with blurring genders or sexes. I understand that some people don't like it, and that is completely reasonable... the your stated reason and comparison to growing a beard during orgasm is nonsensical.

 

[InvaderZim]

Yeh in reality, but often here it's the Futa's. So with pussy below it instead of balls...

Doesn't help, there's still a dick.

I'm wondering if this futa/chicks with dicks obsession we're observing these days, along with the cucking fixation, are just all some modern day endemic humiliation fetish grown out of the systematic misandry in society. If the humiliation is ever present, why not just roll with it.

I mean, here's a woman (so they tell themselves) that even she's got a bigger dick than you.

Generally ever lower T levels doesn't help I'm sure.

 

[zaidblain]

never really seen it all that often tbh. other than fetish locator?

fetish locater is watersports not squirting

 

[Ribaso]

It's pretty popular in real porn and some women really can squirt. And how the fuck could a grown man even then think women had dicks?

Most in real porn is literally piss though.
What I never saw in a game on the other hand is creaming

 

[MattShizzle]

Most in real porn is literally piss though.
What I never saw in a game on the other hand is creaming

And in reality with women who are able to squirt. It's been tested. The women weren't even aware it was mainly piss.