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Squirting: a rant

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From the 1930s to the 1960s, Henry Darger worked as a custodian in a Chicago hospital. He lived alone and kept to himself. When he died in 1971, his landlord found a hand-written and watercolour-illustrated manuscript of over 15,000 pages, detailing the adventures of the seven 'Vivian Girls' - rebel child slaves in a fantasy setting. He's considered one of the core figures in what's called 'outsider art'.

There are many odd features to the manuscript, not least of which is that the Vivian Girls - and all girls in the story - are depicted as having penises. It's worth noting that they do not also have vaginas; they only have penises. Darger was not a pioneering futa-lover. In all probability, he drew the girls with penises because he thought girls had penises, because no-one had ever told him otherwise.

You may wonder why I'm mentioning all this. It's because Henry Darger and his penis-having Vivian Girls are what I think of every time I see squirting. It seems congruent - this masculising of the female orgasm, this idea that there is and must be a female equivalent to male ejaculation, despite the absence of any biological or evolutionary basis.

I'm not here to insult anyone. If you like squirting, fine, enjoy. But it is absolutely everywhere now and I'm about convinced some group of squirting enthusiasts are pooling their money and pledging to devs at high tiers to get them to include it.

I find it absolutely, alienatingly off-putting. I've tried to think of a comparison - imagine if there was a fetish for girls suddenly growing thick, full beards right as they cum. Just instantaneously going all ZZ Top right when they climax. The beard-hairs would all fall out very quickly, of course - in like ten, fifteen seconds, say. But they grow a beard every time they cum. It's how you can tell they've cum. That's just what happens when girls cum. They instantaneously grow a thick beard which immediately falls out.

And suppose, suddenly, that that was in every game you played. That more and more of the games you play have this bizarre, repugnant content requiring you to accept this wholly fictional absurdity. And then one day you find you can't think of a game that doesn't have it.

So there you go, rant over. Squirting: it's bad, folks!
 
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From the 1930s to the 1960s, Henry Darger worked as a custodian in a Chicago hospital. He lived alone and kept to himself. When he died in 1971, his landlord found a hand-written and watercolour-illustrated manuscript of over 15,000 pages, detailing the adventures of the seven 'Vivian Girls' - rebel child slaves in a fantasy setting. He's considered one of the core figures in what's called 'outsider art'.

There are many odd features to the manuscript, not least of which is that the Vivian Girls - and all girls in the story - are depicted as having penises. It's worth noting that they do not also have vaginas; they only have penises. Darger was not a pioneering futa-lover. In all probability, he drew the girls with penises because he thought girls had penises, because no-one had ever told him otherwise.

You may wonder why I'm mentioning all this. It's because Henry Darger and his penis-having Vivian Girls are what I think of every time I see squirting. It seems congruent - this masculising of the female orgasm, this idea that there is and must be a female equivalent to male ejaculation, despite the absence of any biological or evolutionary basis.

I'm not here to insult anyone. If you like squirting, fine, enjoy. But it is absolutely everywhere now and I'm about convinced some group of squirting enthusiasts are pooling their money and pledging to devs at high tiers to get them to include it.

I find it absolutely, alienatingly off-putting. I've tried to think of a comparison - imagine if there was a fetish for girls suddenly growing thick, full beards right as they cum. Just instantaneously going all ZZ Top right when they climax. The beard-hairs would all fall out very quickly, of course - in like ten, fifteen seconds, say. But they grow a beard every time they cum. It's how you can tell they've cum. That's just what happens when girls cum. They instantaneously grow a thick beard which immediately falls out.

And suppose, suddenly, that that was in every game you played. That more and more of the games you play have this bizarre, repugnant content requiring you to accept this wholly fictional absurdity. And then one day you find you can't think of a game that doesn't have it.

So there you go, rant over. Squirting: it's bad, folks!
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never really seen it all that often tbh. other than fetish locator?
 
never really seen it all that often tbh. other than fetish locator?
It's in It's Not a World For Alyssa, all Dumb Koala stuff, it was in DMD, A Family Venture, like everywhere. Like what games are you playing?
 
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It's in It's Not a World For Alyssa, all Dumb Koala stuff, it was in DMD, A Family Venture, like everywhere. Like what games are you playing?
I tried the halloween one for Dumb Koala and A Family Venture but I guess i missed those scenes?
 
Maybe extreme squirting can be ugly too, but it's a type of stuff that can be good/kinky for other
 
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Is filibustering your fetish?
 
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I tried the halloween one for Dumb Koala and A Family Venture but I guess i missed those scenes?
Squirting's been in every DK game I've ever played. In AFV the older sister does it when you eat her out at the park.
 
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since i know that squirting is mainly peeing.. where else would that fluid come from.. its absolutely not my thing... i reeeally dislike it.. just like golden shower ya know..
 
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haven't tried it, seems like a fuckfest
Fuckfest is actually a pretty accurate way to describe that one. No real plot, just about sex involving different kinks with a buuuuuuunch of different women.
 
Squirting pops up every once in a while sure, but it's hardly universal. Unless it's like a whole fountain or the narrative explicitly point it out, I just don't care enough about that to notice.
 
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Squirting pops up every once in a while sure, but it's hardly universal. Unless it's like a whole fountain or the narrative explicitly point it out, I just don't care enough about that to notice.
Man, I envy you. If it's possible, I actually remove the render(s) from the game (I tinker a lot so it's not that weird, relatively speaking). I wish it didn't bother me, but it really does.
 
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So squirting is to you is what gaping is for me. I suppose at some point I just got used to seeing squirting, so it doesn't really do anything for me, nor bother me either. Although, in porn it gets ridiculous admittedly.
 
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You may wonder why I'm mentioning all this. It's because Henry Darger and his penis-having Vivian Girls are what I think of every time I see squirting. It seems congruent - this masculising of the female orgasm, this idea that there is and must be a female equivalent to male ejaculation, despite the absence of any biological or evolutionary basis.
Sorry, my dude, but this is just plain factually incorrect. Female ejaculate is a very real thing. It's a sort of milk-y looking liquid that tastes sweet and is chemically different from both vaginal lubrication fluid and urine. It doesn't always squirt out as strongly as male ejaculate but it normally comes out at about the same volume as a male's (about 2-5 cubic centimeters of fluid). People have known about female ejaculation for forever: fucking Aristotle wrote about it.

Porn (especially VNs) is a visual medium, and a woman's orgasm is typically not as visibly noticeable as a man's. When a man cums he shoots long squirts of thick white semen, but when a woman cums she usually has muscular shudders and leaks ejaculate. This isn't as visually stimulating so porn, as it so often does, cheats. The actress will pee a little to simulate ejaculating as she cums to make it more visually apparent she's orgasming. The thing is, most porn actresses don't actually cum during a shoot. Almost everything in porn is fake, designed to look stimulating to the audience even if it isn't stimulating to the actors. Porn is just a job to a lot of them, and you need to take everything you see in it with a grain of salt. There is no conspiracy to "masculinize" female orgasms, just a movie-making trick (however distasteful you might find it) to increase the visual stimulation of the video (or VN).

It's fine to say you don't like something, but denying basic biology and then calling it a conspiracy is kind of wild.

Fake porn squirt; clear, water-y, actually just piss:
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Actual female ejaculate; translucent, milky-grey, thicker:
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From the 1930s to the 1960s, Henry Darger worked as a custodian in a Chicago hospital. He lived alone and kept to himself. When he died in 1971, his landlord found a hand-written and watercolour-illustrated manuscript of over 15,000 pages, detailing the adventures of the seven 'Vivian Girls' - rebel child slaves in a fantasy setting. He's considered one of the core figures in what's called 'outsider art'.

There are many odd features to the manuscript, not least of which is that the Vivian Girls - and all girls in the story - are depicted as having penises. It's worth noting that they do not also have vaginas; they only have penises. Darger was not a pioneering futa-lover. In all probability, he drew the girls with penises because he thought girls had penises, because no-one had ever told him otherwise.

You may wonder why I'm mentioning all this. It's because Henry Darger and his penis-having Vivian Girls are what I think of every time I see squirting. It seems congruent - this masculising of the female orgasm, this idea that there is and must be a female equivalent to male ejaculation, despite the absence of any biological or evolutionary basis.

I'm not here to insult anyone. If you like squirting, fine, enjoy. But it is absolutely everywhere now and I'm about convinced some group of squirting enthusiasts are pooling their money and pledging to devs at high tiers to get them to include it.

I find it absolutely, alienatingly off-putting. I've tried to think of a comparison - imagine if there was a fetish for girls suddenly growing thick, full beards right as they cum. Just instantaneously going all ZZ Top right when they climax. The beard-hairs would all fall out very quickly, of course - in like ten, fifteen seconds, say. But they grow a beard every time they cum. It's how you can tell they've cum. That's just what happens when girls cum. They instantaneously grow a thick beard which immediately falls out.

And suppose, suddenly, that that was in every game you played. That more and more of the games you play have this bizarre, repugnant content requiring you to accept this wholly fictional absurdity. And then one day you find you can't think of a game that doesn't have it.

So there you go, rant over. Squirting: it's bad, folks!
It's pretty popular in real porn and some women really can squirt. And how the fuck could a grown man even then think women had dicks?
 
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