From the 1930s to the 1960s, Henry Darger worked as a custodian in a Chicago hospital. He lived alone and kept to himself. When he died in 1971, his landlord found a hand-written and watercolour-illustrated manuscript of over 15,000 pages, detailing the adventures of the seven 'Vivian Girls' - rebel child slaves in a fantasy setting. He's considered one of the core figures in what's called 'outsider art'.
There are many odd features to the manuscript, not least of which is that the Vivian Girls - and all girls in the story - are depicted as having penises. It's worth noting that they do not also have vaginas; they only have penises. Darger was not a pioneering futa-lover. In all probability, he drew the girls with penises because he thought girls had penises, because no-one had ever told him otherwise.
You may wonder why I'm mentioning all this. It's because Henry Darger and his penis-having Vivian Girls are what I think of every time I see squirting. It seems congruent - this masculising of the female orgasm, this idea that there is and must be a female equivalent to male ejaculation, despite the absence of any biological or evolutionary basis.
I'm not here to insult anyone. If you like squirting, fine, enjoy. But it is absolutely everywhere now and I'm about convinced some group of squirting enthusiasts are pooling their money and pledging to devs at high tiers to get them to include it.
I find it absolutely, alienatingly off-putting. I've tried to think of a comparison - imagine if there was a fetish for girls suddenly growing thick, full beards right as they cum. Just instantaneously going all ZZ Top right when they climax. The beard-hairs would all fall out very quickly, of course - in like ten, fifteen seconds, say. But they grow a beard every time they cum. It's how you can tell they've cum. That's just what happens when girls cum. They instantaneously grow a thick beard which immediately falls out.
And suppose, suddenly, that that was in every game you played. That more and more of the games you play have this bizarre, repugnant content requiring you to accept this wholly fictional absurdity. And then one day you find you can't think of a game that doesn't have it.
So there you go, rant over. Squirting: it's bad, folks!
There are many odd features to the manuscript, not least of which is that the Vivian Girls - and all girls in the story - are depicted as having penises. It's worth noting that they do not also have vaginas; they only have penises. Darger was not a pioneering futa-lover. In all probability, he drew the girls with penises because he thought girls had penises, because no-one had ever told him otherwise.
You may wonder why I'm mentioning all this. It's because Henry Darger and his penis-having Vivian Girls are what I think of every time I see squirting. It seems congruent - this masculising of the female orgasm, this idea that there is and must be a female equivalent to male ejaculation, despite the absence of any biological or evolutionary basis.
I'm not here to insult anyone. If you like squirting, fine, enjoy. But it is absolutely everywhere now and I'm about convinced some group of squirting enthusiasts are pooling their money and pledging to devs at high tiers to get them to include it.
I find it absolutely, alienatingly off-putting. I've tried to think of a comparison - imagine if there was a fetish for girls suddenly growing thick, full beards right as they cum. Just instantaneously going all ZZ Top right when they climax. The beard-hairs would all fall out very quickly, of course - in like ten, fifteen seconds, say. But they grow a beard every time they cum. It's how you can tell they've cum. That's just what happens when girls cum. They instantaneously grow a thick beard which immediately falls out.
And suppose, suddenly, that that was in every game you played. That more and more of the games you play have this bizarre, repugnant content requiring you to accept this wholly fictional absurdity. And then one day you find you can't think of a game that doesn't have it.
So there you go, rant over. Squirting: it's bad, folks!