discussion the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is banned from every grocery store within a hundred miles of their home (and half of those within 150 miles more) because they kept destroying the displays of produce in outbursts of frothing fear and rage, screaming semi-coherently about murderous domesticated nightshade-derivatives.

Ironically tomato juice is their absolute favorite drink, a childhood joy they have never forgotten.

 

[LarkFrquaad]

The person above me is actually JD Vance

 

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The person above me has been studying the rules for tick tack toe for 37 years, they want to make sure they got it right before they play for the very first time.

 

[RedTop88]

The person above me can't quite reach their hamster, but are too embarrased to seek medical help.

 

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The person above me tells the worst jokes ever LOL

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me once wrote down the funniest joke in the world. Unfortunately the joke was so funny that everyone else who read it literally died laughing. Weaponizing this joke, the British government translated it into German, and it is believed that the dissemination of this lethal joke contributed heavily to the eventual defeat of the Germans and the end of the Second World War.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me (which is to say: Me) apparently made a joke funny enough to kill everyone in the thread. Blew their heads clean off their shoulders.





Oops.

 

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The person above me, ummm.
give me a second, I gotta think something up.
brb

 

[MrSunDragon]

The person above me farts in cruch during ceremony on speaker

 

[mdxyz]

The person above me is a seamstress who likes to donate their work to fellow church-goers. And apparently they have a special knack for decorative loop work and takes it very seriously.

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[fuckboi123123]

The person above me knows every train ever made.

 

[Don Tebjos]

The person above me actually managed to collect every stamp in the world, even the most unique ones, but then got depressed as he no longer had any goal in his life

Since, some say they have seen him roaming in various train stations, being known amongst railway workers as "the train guy"

 

[RedTop88]

The person above me keeps what they call their 'crunchy box', under the bed.
It is a steel 7.62 ammo box, holding all their nail clippings since early 2000. (The previous one in a CornFlakes box went missing during a house move).
When it is full, they plan to bury it, for future archaeologists to puzzle over.

 

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The person above me keeps what they call their 'crunchy box', under the bed.
It is a steel 7.62 ammo box, holding all their nail clippings since early 2000. (The previous one in a CornFlakes box went missing during a house move).
When it is full, they plan to bury it, for future archaeologists to puzzle over.

The person above me keeps refusing to give me their username & password no matter how many naked pic's i send them of myself

 

[GustavoGustavo]

The person above me shaves their eyebrows

 

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a real life warning for everyone

please run a deep virus / Trojan scan asap.
accounts are being hacked & turned into spam accounts

not talking about scanning with windows defender either, get an offline scanner that will really scan the fuck out of your machine

phone users ?
you are probably most at risk.

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[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is definitely not interested in anyone else's well-being, digital or otherwise, and is absolutely not a hell of a fellow in general.