discussion the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is banned from every grocery store within a hundred miles of their home (and half of those within 150 miles more) because they kept destroying the displays of produce in outbursts of frothing fear and rage, screaming semi-coherently about murderous domesticated nightshade-derivatives.

Ironically tomato juice is their absolute favorite drink, a childhood joy they have never forgotten.

 

[LarkFrquaad]

The person above me is actually JD Vance

 

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The person above me has been studying the rules for tick tack toe for 37 years, they want to make sure they got it right before they play for the very first time.

 

[RedTop88]

The person above me can't quite reach their hamster, but are too embarrased to seek medical help.

 

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The person above me tells the worst jokes ever LOL

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me once wrote down the funniest joke in the world. Unfortunately the joke was so funny that everyone else who read it literally died laughing. Weaponizing this joke, the British government translated it into German, and it is believed that the dissemination of this lethal joke contributed heavily to the eventual defeat of the Germans and the end of the Second World War.