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i have fossils in my home, fossils that i found myself.
please explain how this is possible.

my oldest one predating the dino's by a minimum of 300,000,000 years
That's because you use radiocarbon dating to test them, and you work for the Smithsonian Institution
 
Good morning and happy Wednesday.
 
Just in case nobody has ever looked into it: nobody has ever actually seen a fossil, other than what universities and paleontologists claim in books or news reports. If you dig into the facts, they say fossils are kept in underground bunkers because they deteriorate upon contact with the air. So, when you go to a museum, those skeletons you see are just artist recreations based on shapes found in the ground. In the past, they used to mix real bones, like those of marine mammals, reptiles, or large land mammals, with brass castings. If you went into a museum and the curator was honest, he would tell you what he’d been told: that they are 80% brass. But nowadays, they are probably entirely made of plastic. Another fun fact: in the 1800s, books were being written about giant reptiles before anyone had even imagined a dinosaur. So, have we been trolled by the Smithsonian Institution? Probably.
For sure. I don't even believe the moon is real.

Fun fact: when I used to be 100lbs lighter and travel for work, some of the mountains I'd hike in the Midwest US, some being the tallest in that state, had aquatic animals fossilized into the rocks. There's a boulder in Colorado, I believe, with like 40 fossilized little crustaceans with their shell patterns preserved. It's on a mountain in the rocky mountain national park. Unfortunately, I think that land was just sold to a private company so no more immortal little fossil dudes :/
 
That's because you use radiocarbon dating to test them, and you work for the Smithsonian Institution
I think the best thing to do from here on out is to add this "wing-ding" to my ignore list because i see just a bit of "koo koo" conflict going on in the near future.
but, in the meanwhile I got a dance along for you to keep you busy while reality catches up to you.

 
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