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You wake up and suddenly everyone on Earth disappears. You’re alone. What’s your first move?

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1. jerk off
2. go back to sleep
3. take all the drugs until i OD or loose my mind as i would hate everything about this after 2 days
 
Go back to bed. Sleep to my heart's content. Get up and catch up on all my reading and watching since there are no bills or obligations to worry about.
Or just go to the nearest animal shelter, gather all the fluffies, spoil them, find some way to keep them fed and cared for.
 
If nothing goes horribly wrong, like the world's nuclear plants all melt down like Chornobyl, then just explore the newly abandoned places before they become too arduous to, then hang out in nature and see what the animals get up to without people.
 
Immediately start taking things from stores and peoples homes maybe see if I can get into their electronics
 
If I am the last surviving human at my age we are fucked. TIme to relocate to a much bigger mansion with better facilities, then stock up freezers and as much dry goods as possible since Food supplies are going to spoil. Make sure to find some cats, dogs for companionship. Stock up on antibiotics and pain killers while relocating medical equipment to my new home. Dental problems in the future are gonna suck just saying.
Hook to wind, solar and what ever back up power systems I could when the electricity eventually goes dead.
Hoard up on tools, and any and all supplies (Raiding car dealerships, Home depot, pharmacies, guns, heavy machinery)
after few months feeling secure, DL intruction manuals, vids and books for how to do things I have little to no knowledge about.
Now time to scout for the Embryo facilities ( Rule 14 can suck it)
Time to try my hand and growing some kids, find and use ai, robotics and farm animals to grow crops, small livestock and garden ( indoor and outdoor)
With luck in few years birth a few loli's and let the breeding begin...
 
After confirming that I was the last one left? Securing as many essentials as necessary so I can comfortably live my life as long as possible without dying.
 
The spire on the top of the empire state building was meant to tether blimps when blimps were all the rage. So i'd get myself a blimp and tether it to the spire to see what happens. Or/and stick james madisons flute in my pussy while laying on the court of madison square garden. Fulfilling an unprecedented amalgam of highest and lowest culture with historical and contemporary references.
 
I'd get curious and start going through friend's stuff. Just be nosy. Then maybe start looting some stuff, then just be lazy. Hoping power and Internet stays on for a while
 
First I'd try to confirm it's actually real. Then probably break down and cry. After that, slowly accept it and start figuring out how to survive.
 
Y'know, I'm really not sure.
I would hope I wasn't the only one, but the idea of trekking cross country to try to find other people is daunting to say the least.
I'd probably end up passing the time as best I could: reading, gaming, music, until old age or disease or whatever eventually takes me.
 
Probably cope that it's just a coincidence for a while, then break down mentally and play video games since the electricity is still running. I would probably question why it is, but I would be distracted with the fact that nothing new will come to the internet ever again.
 
This heavily depends on the state of the world after a few days or weeks. Does everything still keep mysteriously operating? If so, great. Get a dog or several, and chill for the rest of my years. I will NOT run out of things to do. Otherwise, self-preservation's a hell of a thing, but if I know I'm eventually doomed to extremely substandard living or insanity, I'd probably put together my bucket list and die crossing things off of it.
 
Go to every zoo, humane society, and break or open a window in every house you pass to let out trapped animals. I can't imagine realizing, a few months in, that I just let billions of animals starve to death while trapped.

While doing so, find a few pups that like you, so you won't be alone, and for defense and training, as well as trying to find a horse that likes you enough to travel, and a goat or cow for milk, and chickens.

As a bonus, ponuts, milk, and cookies baby. Gonna get lonely and cold, find you a fuzzy lover or five. (Not the chickens, though. If your partner doesn't survive sex, you deserve to die).

(Srsly tho, we're social critters and humans do die from isolation, at that point it's not even being kinky, it's survival.)
 
Finally get a ram upgrade on my Pc since nobody else will be using it. And set up a sealed environmentally stable room with solar power and batteries to store extra pc components. Then get some serious gaming going on. Plant a large garden. When the stores run out of non expired canned goods. Hopefully other animals are still around for meat. If not, make long term jerky and salt preserve large meats so I have some for a while. After a few years I'll probably go crazy and then the real fun will begin since I probably won't notice how far I'm slipping until it's too late. Finally drive a Lamborghini and hope I don't crash. Have to put up some fuel and stabilize it for long term storage. Maybe learn to fly a small plane like a Cessna and see some sites. Be downloading some technical manuals with a quickness before the power grid shuts down for good from a lack of supervision. In general, have fun until I just can't take it anymore.
 
Download wikipedia probably. Download a whole bunch of old games and emulators for them and a whole bunch of books. Get some generators, get some solar, get near a river and prep for the winter.
 
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