I was vaccinated as a child and caught the autistic. I hate trains, don't know a thing about them. So my Kink ended up being legislation. I work in legal. I'm good at what i do. without disclosing anything real, think big pharma/American health care and i'm the one that finds the loophole to deny everything (but my decisions don't kill anyone). so after 11 years in the industry and a drunken title awarded to me 7 years ago that somehow stuck. my title and therefore my expertise is.... Professional Arsehole.
I'm pretty good at cooking

I'm really good with animals and used to part time work at a veterinary which was amazing!!
- with the cost of living these days. you seem to be in a unique position to lower you shopping bills
What's your favorite thing to cook? Second question: I'm doing nachos this weekend for a movie night. What are your perfect nacho toppings?
Nachos -
beef mince or pulled pork. cooked however your tastes prefer, if in a rush use beef mince with a taco seasoning
Black beans (tined, drained, add to pot with water and bring to boil)
Corn (optional) (tined, drained, add to pot with water and bring to boil)
Salsa - i prefer Doritos Mild Salsa Dip
Guacamole - Make fresh, bought Guac is gross (smash and avacardo, finely dice red onion, finely diced tomato (remove all the wet bits from the tomato before dicing - throw this in with the meat or salsa) little bit of salt, pepper and fresh lime juice. rough cut of cilantro (sucks to be the onea with the birth defect that makes cilantro taste like piss) mix everything in = best fucken Guac you will have
Sour Cream
Cheese Sauce - if you have the ability to make it yourself - Mornay sauce (with no nutmeg) . alternatives - buy cheese sauce - grated cheese and melt on top (buy block cheese and grate your self, pre grated cheese has an anti caking agent in it that fucks up the melt.
i do gene editing to make more perfect lifeforms. (as a hobby)
no, i will not go into details & no, i will not give your girlfriend or wife bigger boobs or your boyfriend or husband a bigger willy.
- could you make a vrius that can wipe of like 70% of the worlds population? - hypothetically of course.
I don't don't mean to brag, but I'm an expert on scaring off the hoes
I was actually wondering if you could make me a very short and petite girlfriend with a flat chest?
just buy a panel van, some candy, a carboard box and some puppies. makes some signs "puppy pats and candy" you will work the rest out