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That diet soda is filled with other crap that's not sugar. Also probably contains traces of sugar as well. You think these companies are in any way honest?They... they make diet soda, brother.
To the prompt: SOOOO-daaaa. Or cider, beer, tea. Do they make dick-hard-pill-infused drinks?
(Nah, jokes aside: I can crack a soda and sip on it, and if I zone out I'm only losing a few ounces and pennies)
What a stupid take.