I call it Sweet Tea!
4 oz Crown Royal
1 oz Coke (drink) - Has to be warm
Cocaine - No more than 1 line per drink
Percocet Pain Pills - Your preference, I like using 2 - 4 per drink
If I need a little pep in my step, I will add 1 Adderall per drink
Ice
Codeine Lollipops - # based on experience
1. Works best if you use an 8oz class.
2. Pour warm Coke (drink) in 1st.
3. Add in Pills and Cocaine.
4. Dissolve the Pills and Cocaine in the warm Coke (drink), stirring with the lollipop(s).
5. Leave Lollipop(s) in the glass.
6. Leave glass sit on counter while using the restroom. This is an important step as it gives time for the lollipop(s) to dissolve more in the warm Coke (drink). It also eliminates the need to interrupt your game for a restroom break in between mixing a fresh drink. (Forgetting this step typically happens with some people after 1 drink)
7. Fill with Ice to top of glass.
8. Add Crown Royal while stirring with Lollipop(s).
9. At this point, take the Lollipop(s) out and put it in a fresh glass ready for next drink. One does not want the stick from the Lollipop(s) to go up your nose or poke an eye while taking a drink. Also, it helps minimize accident choking on the Lollipop(s).
You can pace yourself as you see fit. I tend to always have one with me when my eyes are open, drinking mine at a pace of 1 every 30 - 60 minutes. This is because I can't stand it when the Coke (dink) goes flat, the Ice melts too much and dilutes my drink, and I am getting older (bathroom break frequency is more import the older one gets! You kids will find this out, I guarantee it!) I will also chase each drink with a straight shot of either Tequila or Vodka and never do both during a 24-hour period. This is not required, and I don't recommend it.
Legal:
Please be careful Folks. Always have someone with you while drinking these and limit Rookies to only 1 drink per 96 hours the first 100 times. Things that can and have happened with people that did not follow these guidelines. This is not a complete list.
1. Forget to actually go to the bathroom. (the actual room) (standard)
2. Spill drinks on things like their computer. (quite common)
3. Found running down the road naked. (usually Rookies)
4. Found passed out on the roof naked. (usually Rookies)
5. Found in their neighbor's kids bed passed out. (happens to everyone)
6. No memory of the past 2 weeks. (standard)
7. $$$ All gone. (standard) This typically happens near the end of the first drink with the Rookies). People will spend it on just about anything. There are too many things to list them all. What I have seen it typically spent on are:
1. Supporting Devs and places such as LC.
2. The newest computer gaming setup available - delivered and professionally setup by someone else so they don't have to pause their game play.
3. Multiple sex dolls/toys.
4. Hiring contractors to remodel rooms into a new game room such as their kids' playroom, kids' bedroom, hobby rooms, basement, garage. and even build a new game building in their back yard. Clearing everything from the yard typically starts with finding every chemical they can, the propane tank from the neighbors' grill, and a gun of some kind to be used as an ignitor. Some just use gas and pour from their bedroom watching everything from their window. These clearing practices typically work very well and even end up with the neighbors' receiving gifts like; your swimming pool, your kids' playsets, trampoline, and even a new-to-them pet of some kind. I have actually seen 1 person help move their neighbors house to make room for a game building for themself.
Please make sure no kids are in the back yard at the time. If you feel the need to make sure your "significant other", a relative, or a neighbor is not in the back yard at this time, it is your preference. But if you relocate them first, I suggest giving them your kids' marijuana when you do this, as they will be needing it. And always first consider the cost of divorces these days.
For legal reasons I suggest hiring a Layer ahead of time, making sure your health insurance is current, and you don't know me!
Enjoy!
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