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- Jack Of Blades
When I was a teenager my dad caught me fucking my girlfriend in the bathroom. He flipped out and kicked us both out of the house. I still don't understand why he was such a dick about it. If I caught my kid doing that I'd be embarrassed but wouldn't kick her out of the house. It was a bit over the top. Other than that, my brother caught me fapping once, no big deal brothers are bound to see that at some point. At a party in high school I banged a girl in front of everyone in the living room of this kids house. I guess that's not the same as being "caught" but it was public lol
Yes. And my wife's nephew is scarred for life.
We were home alone, wife and were probably working on creating my oldest son at the time (timeline works out that way anyway)
Nephew came in the room because it wasn't locked. He was probably like 14 at the time. Told him to close the door and finished.
Caught masturbating by mom (normal teenage boy stuff)
Caught Fucking by mom (sex with GF 1 when mom came home early, mom took off, we finished, mom had left by that time)
Caught fucking by GF 1's dad (went out window when he started yelling and coming down the stairs, went out window and he shot at me with a BB gun, apologized to me later)
Caught with girlfriend 2 sitting on me in front of a store in the mall (pretzel lady saw from the side, not as sneaky as I thought)
Caught with random hook-up in car at party (there are cell phone pics somewhere out there)
Caught with GF 3 at home (dipshit roommate busted in)
None of them were a big deal, only one time could have gotten into law trouble.
Yeah, but doing it next to a transparent wall on the first floor of a campus building will probably get you caught...almost like I didn't give a shit who saw. Alcohol
Long LONG time ago, girlfriend and I were going at it. Her roommate was supposed to be gone for the weekend. She ended up coming home because the guy she was supposed to stay with ditched her to be with another girl. She walked in on us, bawling her eyes out. GF just kept riding me and asked her roomie what was wrong. Roomie was shocked at first, but told her about the douchebag. GF then asked her, very politely, to either go to someone else's room for a bit, or get naked and get over here and sit on one of our faces.... Absolutely one of the best nights of my life, but I never did get a repeat of that duo.
Many times, mostly arranged to involve the girls who "accidentally" caught us.
A few times in school, bus, train, etc. (i need a hearty breakfast)
A few times in changing boots (kneeing behind curtains is visible from the outside and many girls cant keep their voice down)
And obviously outside, free roaming people can be so annoying.
I never cared if girls caught me/us, but guys are too much of a turn off to continue.
I myself never have, though I have had a room mate in the past who was getting, shall we say amorous, with his girlfriend one night when I heard a rather high pitched scream. Turns out she'd tried to stick her finger up his ass with no warning and never having done it before.
Yes, both I and my girlfriend at the time stayed with our parents and she had some aversion towards short-stay hotels. So car sex it was. There was a usually abandoned lot near her place, with lots of trees for extra privacy. What I didn't know (she did) was that it was a known spot for voyeurs. While that did turn her on, when finally we saw one, or rather he saw us, she changed her mind. She didn't freak out, since I noticed him first and calmly disengaged, climbed to the driver's seat and drove the fuck out of there. Later though she got spooked by the situation and insisted on never going back there.
In the garden in the sun, inconspicuously with 2 picnic blankets... one on the ground, one to cover us... Her mom found it suspicious enough to come check
I don't know how we thought we'd get away with it...