discussion Weirdest thing about you… or the craziest thing you’ve done? 👀 Others will rate it 1–10 and tell you why.

[EggHeadedMan]

You are all so kind
I will stop taking up this post though as I feel I have kind of gone off the topic, but I will look where I can post a topic or feel free to tag me in a more suitable place or feel free to message me directly

Even the thread creator was interested in your story so i wouldnt say you went off topic at all. They seemed rather happy with it.

 

[BrodyPresto]

You are all so kind
I will stop taking up this post though as I feel I have kind of gone off the topic, but I will look where I can post a topic or feel free to tag me in a more suitable place or feel free to message me directly

I don’t mind you talking about it here, but if you’d prefer, since it’s your story, you can create your own thread in Off-topic and share it there.

If it feels too personal to discuss publicly, that’s completely understandable too.

 

[bobby7887]

Way to many crazy things to list. mostly just dumb things involving a bunch of very drunk boys, nothing to do and a considerable combined knowledge of of fire, explosions and access to gun powder. However as this is a Lewd forum craziest story
group of us (teenage years), drunk and high decide a good thing to do at midnight is walk to the local cemetery with an ouija board and have a séance.
we set up decide that to do it right (we did not know how to do it right) we all have to cut our hands and put our blood on the board, sat on the cold wet grass of a cemetery for 5 minutes waiting for something to happen (spoiler alert... nothing happened) my gf at the time and i got board pretty quick and left the others who wanted to wait a little bit longer to see if anything was going to happen. so we walk off and start fooling around, (as i said earlier cold wet grass) she didnt want her bare arse on the wet grass, so well. i am sorry to the decedents of the dead 60 year old granny we fucked on top of. i still think back fondly of that night.

Mine would be… I’ve tasted my own sperm. Tastes like soap, slimy and bitter

Also, I’m curious… has anyone else ever fingered their own asshole trying to reach their G-spot?

Sperm tasting - 2/10 i was 14 once, curiosity always wins. fingering own ass 6/10 - never got the hype, almost puked when i pulled out and saw shit all over my dick

Hmmm, one of my exes wanted me to give him a blowjob in a public field (wasn't seen thankfully :3)

3/10 - if you were sneaking and not trying to get caught, 7/10 if there was a crowd and you didn't care if people saw

I think the craziest thing i did was licking a good friend while she was working in the office where she worked and her colleagues were in a meeting for an hour and one of them even came back to gather something but didn't notice me (or at least pretended he didn't see anything, lol).

8/10 - if that colleague saw and stayed quite about it, that my friend is a true gentlemen. my intrusive thoughts would have made me say "hi guy under the desk" as i walked off

does spending the last 3 years making a mid porn game that no one plays count? LMAO

2/10 if you are good at it, people make a living doing this and need to start somewhere. 10/10 if you are shit at it. judging by the other comments, seems like you know what your doing. so don't give up!!

My first “romantic, almost sexual” experience was with a cousin.

• I have a high tolerance for pain for no particular reason.
• I probably have undiagnosed autism.

9/10 - i cringe every time i think about that one day where things went from close cousins to yep she 100% felt my boner (nothing happened) just a teen going through that part of like where everything fucked, your dick get hard all the time and suddenly girls and tits are the only thing that matters

I've done neither of those things. I don't have any crazy sexual stories at all. To my irl vanilla ass, I'd give you a 9/10. But seeing as I upload loli porn games for gooners like me, internet me will give you a 2/10.

10/10 distributing cartoon porn of Bart and Lisa Simpson here is considered CSA material

Oh boy, do I have a shameful story...
for about half a year at the height of puberty when i got horny randomly because that's what happened at that age I would commonly satisfy the urge while within arm's reach of a family member I didn't position myself near them, I just didn't move elsewhere many of the times. The computer and console was right next to one-another so when I used one like I did every day it was common for them to be using the other one.
I wasn't specifically attracted to them (though it's true they were attractive and I can't can't deny the idea being caught and fantasy of being assisted not adding to the experience) and they never said anything or showed signs they knew so kid me certainly believes they got away with it. Looking back there's no way they didn't know and we have never spoken about it

8/10 - because someone most likely did notice but swore to never mention it, so cherish that family

I ate pineapple on pizza. I enjoyed it to.

you monster

Willingly going on national television and doing dumb things

1/10 - people do this for large amounts of money

Did something similar involuntary : I French kissed my one night stand just after she swallowed my sperm ^^

0/10 - Frenching after 69 is hot

Not sure if this counts but my parents are Uncle and Niece.
When I was in school I didn't really do well so I slept with a couple of my teachers for better grades.

Alabama/10 - i really hope you appreciate dark humor. but in seriousness, start a conversation with your mum about it. don't tip toe around the subject. let her know your a safe place and she can talk about it. you never know what her biggest angst is unless she tell you. the age gap and family status were already established. it very may well be that your uncle coerced her, however it also could be that at the time it was mutual (putting aside if it was right/wrong legal/illegal) but the issue is the same she feels on how you get treated, or how (if) the wider community shunned her for it.
Disclaimer *****i am not a professional mental health expert and information given from a fellow perve on a lewd form should not be used in place of qualified professional medical advice*** *

I've been helping out a muslim girl at university, I've never thought anything in a sexual way towards her since she had a boyfriend and she's a strict muslim with hijab and I'm agnostic, she was cute tho. long story short, we once met out of facility and she ended up blowing me off in my car, don't ask me why she did that but she was a emotional mess, she arranged a meeting with her parents and she tried to arrange a marriage with me, I didn't know how to come out of that situation without getting stabbed by her since she was pretty psycho at that stage, good ending her boyfriend (SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND ALL TIME ALONG!!!) went to their parents and asked them to marry her (that's arab culture to ask out parents to marry and so on) and I've been forgotten shortly after.

PS: We were partners in projects, never met privately (before the incident(s)), we had a good friendly relationship, over a longer period of time (about 2-3 years?

10/10 - Never stick your dick in crazy (what am i saying, always stick your dick in crazy)

 

[bobby7887]

Not too though... remember the Crazy / Hot curve from HIMYM

That's only if looks are more important then fun. if she owns a ute, wears a flannel, can match you in an arm wrestle, gets drunk and tries to stab you. lets just say its gonna be a good night.

 

[drpslvt]

I don’t mind you talking about it here, but if you’d prefer, since it’s your story, you can create your own thread in Off-topic and share it there.

If it feels too personal to discuss publicly, that’s completely understandable too.

We all agree going off topic is also nice sometimes would really love a life of “drpslvt” topic <3

You are all far too lovely
Sorry I have been MIA today, but I like the idea of a topic so will make one tomorrow when I can figure out where best to put it

 

[Daddy9Inches]

I have an huge cock that I love to show off

 

[EggHeadedMan]

I have an huge cock that I love to show off

You mean a chicken right?

 

[Karamchad]

I held hands with a girl. Once.

 

[AllegedUnicorn]

I held hands with a girl. Once.

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[kamikazejihad]

Using my own shit as fishing bait...
It's supprisingly effective...

 

[Daddy9Inches]

You mean a chicken right?

No I dont

 

[Minimus]

I held hands with a girl. Once.

Once turned an attractive girl down because she playfully bit the back of my hand the week earlier ad a wart started growing there

 

[BrodyPresto]

Once turned an attractive girl down because she playfully bit the back of my hand the week earlier ad a wart started growing there

You couldn’t inspect the goods first, and then turned it down?

"Yo, let me check if there’s any fungus growing down there, girl."

 

[Minimus]

You couldn’t even inspect the goods first, and then you turned it down?

"Yo, let me check if there’s any fungus growing down there, girl."

Could have been a fun conversation "hey I cant help but notice you smell like bread, can I just check something real quick"

 

[EggHeadedMan]

No I dont

You know what i respect the honesty

 

[SushiFever]

Was young,drunk and horny at a house party at my friends. Walked into his sister room and stole a sock, started to jerk of with it for some reason.
Someone enters the room. I panick and pull up my pants, sock still on cock.
Continue to party and forgets the sock. By some sick twist of faith i get to make out with the sister in a game of spin the bottle. Gets reminded of the sock.
The combinations of kissing her while her sock is on my cock gets to intense. I cum in silence.
Goes in to bathroom. flush the sock down. the toilet gets clogged.
I decide its time for me to walk home.

 

[jazzyjim999]

Was young,drunk and horny at a house party at my friends. Walked into his sister room and stole a sock, started to jerk of with it for some reason.
Someone enters the room. I panick and pull up my pants, sock still on cock.
Continue to party and forgets the sock. By some sick twist of faith i get to make out with the sister in a game of spin the bottle. Gets reminded of the sock.
The combinations of kissing her while her sock is on my cock gets to intense. I cum in silence.
Goes in to bathroom. flush the sock down. the toilet gets clogged.
I decide its time for me to walk home.

That's a crazy story. 7/10!

 

[Minimus]

hat's a crazy story. 7/10!

Was young,drunk and horny at a house party at my friends. Walked into his sister room and stole a sock, started to jerk of with it for some reason.
Someone enters the room. I panick and pull up my pants, sock still on cock.
Continue to party and forgets the sock. By some sick twist of faith i get to make out with the sister in a game of spin the bottle. Gets reminded of the sock.
The combinations of kissing her while her sock is on my cock gets to intense. I cum in silence.
Goes in to bathroom. flush the sock down. the toilet gets clogged.
I decide its time for me to walk home.

Poor sock. Wait, is THAT where all the odd socks go?!?!?!

 

[cljung92]

when I was young, I had a girlfriend and one time we were alone at home and she was super horny. Instead of stepping up to the plate, I decided to use a clothes hanger to touch her... she dumped me after that. If life had a re-do button, that's definitely one of the moment's I would re-do