Uncles/Grandpas of Lewdcorner, what’s an “oh shit, I’m old now” signal your body has given you?

[BrodyPresto]

Or for anyone starting to feel the aging process kick in, what were some of those “oh shit, I’m old now” moments where your body made it painfully obvious?

 

[BrodyPresto]

For me, it’s my slower metabolism. I gain fat easier and losing it takes forever.

I also don’t crave sweets as much anymore.

 

[jazzyjim999]

Willy doesn't work as well as it used too. lol

 

[SilentHunter]

With an aggravation of arthritis or an increase in blood pressure, you will involuntarily think about your age. But alas, I can't bring myself to give up coffee, cigarettes, or beer.

 

[Tripod70]

When you realize that you have out lived your dick, and the little guy on the inside tells you that you can do shit that the guy on the outside knows you can't...

 

[tias]

Recovery takes twice as long.
Hangover? 2 days.
Twisted ankle? Pain for weeks

 

[Paradigminant]

I just hit pause in my late 20's. Seemed a smart move.

 

[tias]

I just hit pause in my late 20's. Seemed a smart move.

I wish someone had told me you could do that! Unfortunately I misplaced my manual, so I'm kind of learning by doing

 

[jimmyscrambles]

I threw out my back while I was brushing.

 

[exlurker]

I threw out my back while I was brushing.

Yes, the random "seriously? This body part is going to give up over this mild movement?" was a WTF moment.

 

[Dip!]

Did somebody say uncle grandpa!?

You must be registered to see attachments

 

[Nastastic]

The cartilage on my knees started wearing thin and now I walk with a cane.

 

[linbei]

Probably the fact that I think about how much energy something will cost me before doing anything.

 

[garcia_8048]

Any time I sit on the ground I have to think about how to get back up again looking for anything I can use to help me.

 

[gaikotsu]

I don't remember how long I've felt old. I just am now.

 

[bulliedhealer]

Doing some routine physical labor and being sore the next morning

 

[cbarnes1551]

I used to game until 3 am and still function the next day at work. I used to drink uncs under the table and still drink a lot more into the night after. I used to hold myself up and fuck wildly for hours without stopping. My knee injury never hurt from stairs before. I used to eat multiple plates of food and still want more.

Now, I'm a sober, hard working man on a diet that only has mediocre sex when my partner needs it.

 

[shaffer]

The noises i make with my voice while sitting down or standing up.