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Uncles/Grandpas of Lewdcorner, what’s an “oh shit, I’m old now” signal your body has given you?

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Or for anyone starting to feel the aging process kick in, what were some of those “oh shit, I’m old now” moments where your body made it painfully obvious?
 
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For me, it’s my slower metabolism. I gain fat easier and losing it takes forever.

I also don’t crave sweets as much anymore.
 
With an aggravation of arthritis or an increase in blood pressure, you will involuntarily think about your age. But alas, I can't bring myself to give up coffee, cigarettes, or beer.
 
When you realize that you have out lived your dick, and the little guy on the inside tells you that you can do shit that the guy on the outside knows you can't...
 
Did somebody say uncle grandpa!?

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The cartilage on my knees started wearing thin and now I walk with a cane.
 
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