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3 Years of Service
- Allow others to update?
- yes
- Developer Name
- Nobody Cares
- Developer Links
- Version
- Chapter 13.2
- Latest Update
- Apr 18, 2026
- Release Date
- Sep 15, 2022
- Language
- English
- OS
- Windows
- Linux
- MacOS

Overview:
The Queen of Phalli is a Choose Your Own Adventure/Branching Novel that I wanted to write for a while.
It takes place in an alternative version of the Forgotten Realms where the dark elves have evolved into a civilisation composed solely of women. On top (pun not inteded) of this society are the priestesses of the Queen of Phalli, blessed with the genitalia of both sexes. In order to become a priestess a dark elf must walk the Path of Perpetual Pleasure and master the Tantric Technique of the Thousand Throbbing Tendrils. Our Heroine, Elifael El'Naar of House El'Naar, is one such aspiring priestess. To achieve this ambitious goal she will have to face many dangers, endure the whims of her sisters and matron, earn the favour of the Goddess. The Path ahead of her is fraught with cocks.
Fantasy, Female Protagonist, Futa/Trans, Tentacles, Text-Based, Incest, Lesbian, Horsecock, Bestiality, Multiple Penetration, Hand Holding.
Planned: Futa/Trans Protagonist, Multiple-Endings
Planned: Futa/Trans Protagonist, Multiple-Endings
1. Extract and run.
2026-4-18:
Chapter 13.2
An experimental release in many ways, I tried to design a bit of a dungeon crawl for this one. Nothing excessive, but there will be dice rolls and game-over screens.
2026-1-20:
Chapter 12.0
2025-7-28:
Chapter 11.1
Updated user interface
Added soundtrack. It will only play in chapter 1, as it is a work in progress.
Added a new intro cinematic to the game.
Warning: Some images in chapters 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release (of the Illustrated edition). Thank you for your patience.
2025-4-22:
Chapter 10.1
New user interface (work in progress)
New sound effects added to the game
Warning: Some images in chapter 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release. Thank you for you patience.
2024-12-18:
Chapter 9.5
A whole lot of new images added (Chapter 4)
2024-11-15:
Chapter 9.1 Hotfix
Fixed issue that would not let you progress the story on Sha'zal Path/Loving/Emerald Path.
2024-11-15:
Chapter 9.0
New images added (Chapter 3)
New gallery system (accessible from the menu).
New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added).
New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version.
2024-08-19:
Chapter 8.9
New images added (Chapter 3)
New gallery system (accessible from the menu).
New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added).
New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version.
2024-07-04:
Chapter 9 has been added.
2024-03-21:
Chapter 7.6
Chapter 1 of the game is now fully illustrated.
2024-03-07:
Chapter 7
Second chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. It is a long one, divided in two main paths with a few different sub-paths.
Added a small gallery at the end with a preview of the first illustrations, accessible from the end credits.
2023-03-20:
Chapter 6
First chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. Lots and lots of new characters to meet, new paths to take, new decisions to make.
2023-03-20:
Chapter 5 (About 60000 words long, possibly more.)
The conclusion to Book I - BAPTISM. No major choices to take, the whole chapter is one long epilogue. There are four different endings (five if you count the Synafae path being divided in two, depending if you switched to her from Maryl or Nefail).
2023-01-08:
Chapter 4
All choices taken up until now in the story will come to a head. There are four possible endings, plus one bad ending/game over.
2022-11-22:
Corrected a LOT of typos.
Added 3 possible dream sequences to the end of Chapter 3 , so yeah it is kinda sorta somewhat worth the dowload (if you want to read them but have saved at the credit screen, just roll back a couple of passages and you should be good).
2022-11-19:
Chapter 3 (about 23000 words long)
Further improved readability, changed colours to light gray and dark grey; changed font to helvetica, more line spacing between paragraphs.
2022-10-15:
Chapter 2 (about 20000 words long)
Added a save/load function.
Improved readability, the text is now in very light yellow on very dark blue. Should be easier on the eyes.
2022-09-17:
Initial Release
Chapter 13.2
An experimental release in many ways, I tried to design a bit of a dungeon crawl for this one. Nothing excessive, but there will be dice rolls and game-over screens.
2026-1-20:
Chapter 12.0
2025-7-28:
Chapter 11.1
Updated user interface
Added soundtrack. It will only play in chapter 1, as it is a work in progress.
Added a new intro cinematic to the game.
Warning: Some images in chapters 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release (of the Illustrated edition). Thank you for your patience.
2025-4-22:
Chapter 10.1
New user interface (work in progress)
New sound effects added to the game
Warning: Some images in chapter 3 and 4 may appear while on the wrong path. It is a known issue and will be fixed before the next release. Thank you for you patience.
2024-12-18:
Chapter 9.5
A whole lot of new images added (Chapter 4)
2024-11-15:
Chapter 9.1 Hotfix
Fixed issue that would not let you progress the story on Sha'zal Path/Loving/Emerald Path.
2024-11-15:
Chapter 9.0
New images added (Chapter 3)
New gallery system (accessible from the menu).
New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added).
New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version.
2024-08-19:
Chapter 8.9
New images added (Chapter 3)
New gallery system (accessible from the menu).
New bonus images added to the gallery, reward for completionist players who play all the passages of each chapter (so far, only the images for chapter 1 have been added).
New save/load system. Savegames are now easier to manage. The only inconvenience is that you will have to export your current saves from the browser version and import them in the exe version.
2024-07-04:
Chapter 9 has been added.
2024-03-21:
Chapter 7.6
Chapter 1 of the game is now fully illustrated.
2024-03-07:
Chapter 7
Second chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. It is a long one, divided in two main paths with a few different sub-paths.
Added a small gallery at the end with a preview of the first illustrations, accessible from the end credits.
2023-03-20:
Chapter 6
First chapter of Book II - NOVITIATE. Lots and lots of new characters to meet, new paths to take, new decisions to make.
2023-03-20:
Chapter 5 (About 60000 words long, possibly more.)
The conclusion to Book I - BAPTISM. No major choices to take, the whole chapter is one long epilogue. There are four different endings (five if you count the Synafae path being divided in two, depending if you switched to her from Maryl or Nefail).
2023-01-08:
Chapter 4
All choices taken up until now in the story will come to a head. There are four possible endings, plus one bad ending/game over.
2022-11-22:
Corrected a LOT of typos.
Added 3 possible dream sequences to the end of Chapter 3 , so yeah it is kinda sorta somewhat worth the dowload (if you want to read them but have saved at the credit screen, just roll back a couple of passages and you should be good).
2022-11-19:
Chapter 3 (about 23000 words long)
Further improved readability, changed colours to light gray and dark grey; changed font to helvetica, more line spacing between paragraphs.
2022-10-15:
Chapter 2 (about 20000 words long)
Added a save/load function.
Improved readability, the text is now in very light yellow on very dark blue. Should be easier on the eyes.
2022-09-17:
Initial Release
Content:
The game is entirely text-based and focuses heavily on incest (big surprise), lesbian and futa content. Some bestiality and tentacle content is present and (mostly) avoidable. This content includes mostly mythological/imaginary creatures such as shapeshifters, beastmen and animated sex toys.
The game is entirely text-based and focuses heavily on incest (big surprise), lesbian and futa content. Some bestiality and tentacle content is present and (mostly) avoidable. This content includes mostly mythological/imaginary creatures such as shapeshifters, beastmen and animated sex toys.
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