discussion the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me dresses only in the finest clothes, wears the only the priciest and gaudiest jewelry, never misses a big posh event, and is the talk of the town - and also lives in a beat-up old van under the bridge outside of town. The half-scrubbed-off remnants of the words "Free Candy" are still visible on the starboard side.

In fairness, it IS a really nice van on the inside. Heated seats and everything.

 

[Paradigminant]

The person above me still feels the drugs, although it's been hours since the incident in the candy van. They stumble through the outskirts of town, wondering where their clothes went, why they're so sore.

 

[AllegedUnicorn]

The person above me still can't believe their luck at finding perfectly good clothes lying by the side of the road. They don't look too closely at the stains, because beggars can't be choosers.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me found a Golden Ticket to Wonka's Chocolate Factory, and was entirely prepared for a journey of whimsy and mild chaos on the promised tour of said factory.

Fortunately for their complete lack of self-control, it was counterfeit. Otherwise they would have been the first to go, well before the Oompa Loompa's could even prepare a suitable diss-track.

 

[plebpig7843]

The person above me built the pyramids, beat Kubla Khan, and traveled to the year 3010 and saved humanity from the evil robot king.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me loves giving people deliberately incorrect spoilers to popular media just to frustrate them.

 

[irh15gh]

The person above me isn't being investigated by the police

 

[Paradigminant]

The person above me isn't being investigated by the police

The person above me isn't the police and is not investigating anyone.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is being tailed by a Private Investigator, hired to gather evidence of infidelity. However, the person above me's spouse is such a massive douche-canoe that the PI is secretly gathering notes on them instead, to present to the person above me when the time is right.

The person above me isn't even cheating, but is wondering why their spouse has been so cold to them lately....

 

[bigusdickus233]

The person above me is being tailed by a Private Investigator, hired to gather evidence of infidelity. However, the person above me's spouse is such a massive douche-canoe that the PI is secretly gathering notes on them instead, to present to the person above me when the time is right.

The person above me isn't even cheating, but is wondering why their spouse has been so cold to them lately....

This guy forgot to take his meds before commenting, the whole thread's actually him conversing with ghosts. Definitely doesn't have a massive schlong to compensate

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[MadKingLear2]

The person above me types normally, but by some quirk of their upbringing speaks in exactly the same tone, cadence, and accent as Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[Dip!]

The person above me loves wearing open toe socks and flip flops...at the same time.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me simply cannot help but sing "The Roses of Success" whenever they so much as half-remember a verse.

 

[highlrecommend]

the 10 people above me used AI to think up comments to post in this thread because they are busy playing lewd games & their hands are too busy to type.

 

[jazzyjim999]

The person above me is currently plotting world domination, one spreadsheet at a time.

 

[max331]

the person above me is really cool guy

 

[MadKingLear2]

The three people above me are all being payed by a corrupt prince to kidnap and kill his fiance to start a war, but are being pursued by a mysterious masked swordsman in black.

 

[xpop49]

The person above me got bum rushed by said swordsman while the fiance and kidnaper watched the whole thing

 

[NateH]

The person above me got bum rushed by said swordsman while the fiance and kidnaper watched the whole thing

The person above me is not a swordsman

 

[highlrecommend]

100% of all the people above me have likes as many posts as they can