discussion the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me doesn't realize that the three Bob's they mentioned are all my relatives, because apparently there's just too many Bob's out there.

 

[YGODarkHole]

The person above me is hallucinating all the other comments. They are replying to no one. This reply isn't real. Wake up.

 

[PixelCat93]

The person above is polite and helps old ladies cross the street.

 

[blanketfun]

The person above is not polite and hates all old ladies, making sure to inconvenience them every chance they get >

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me was beat up by a gang of old ladies notorious for terrorizing the good people of their quiet community.

 

[Guy Oblivious]

The person above me has been known to eye, perhaps too closely, the ladies Goneril, Regan, and Cordelia. This is not the most scandalous thing he has done. Though it is something that had been recorded by at least one bard.

This scandal however is responsible for an entire theatre being exiled in 1996, though the one and only witness, Chris Lambert, was unable to explain why as he claims to have been distracted by a "Kurgan"

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me was caught writing tabloid articles for lewdy-mags under a pen-name that was just their own name, backwards.

 

[tareeda]

The person above me pays for only fans models but only if they're lifestyle vloggers

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me cannot count past three when eating a Tootsie Roll Pop. How many licks does it take to get to the center? The world may never know.

 

[lokoralwosod]

The person above me thinks the Earth is round and spinning.

 

[RedTop88]

The person above me only very recently had it explained to them (by an irate taxi driver), that auto-erotic asphixiation does NOT involve deep-throating a running car exhaust until you pass out.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is an anime dog-girl with a dark secret: her workout playlist is just "Ev’rybody Wants to Be a Cat" from "The Aristocats" on repeat forever. She has killed dozens to protect this secret.

 

[Daddy9Inches]

He is really not that mad. He is just misunderstood

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me puts the milk before the cereal, except when refilling the bowl. They accomplish this by drinking the milk before eating the cereal, and then adding more milk.

Apparently they just don't like cereal, just cereal-flavored milk.

 

[BigDickTwist]

Imagine trumps voice when you read. - "The user above me has a the hugest cock, Some might say the greatest cock. They all ask me, Mr.BigDickTwist Why does he have such a huge and perfect cock. I Don't know know why he has such a huge cock."

 

[Crokis]

The person above me is not interested in politics at all, and doesn’t even know who the president is.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me never wondered why, despite how popularly known the rhyme is, the story of Humpty Dumpty and his "Great Fall" never specify that Ol' Humpty was an egg....

 

[Aetherite]

The person above me doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

 

[WhiteVanDaycare]

I have known the person above me our whole life, and rumor has it they are a gentle and considerate lover (and I would know ).

 

[aiqedometqi]

The person above me got a random username by smashing his keyboard when he signed up.