discussion the public ""tell a lie about the person above you thread""

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well, since I'm first I'll just have to wait to get hit from whoever is first.

all site rules apply here. this is a public thread, don't go overboard please.
no lewd images that go against the rules for profile pictures this is a public thread (nope, i didn't say that twice)

this thread is about having fun, please take into account that "fun" means "enjoyable" don't freak you if someone says something that is not politically correct or is not formatted in the acceptable "euphemism" for you, this thread is about telling "fictional" lies it has nothing to do with reality.

hope this works, i put no thought of people posting at the same time but no matter what "two lies are better than one" LOL

 

[BrodyPresto]

The person above is an upstanding citizen who makes their parents proud.

They don’t jerk off more than necessary, prefer vanilla porn, and are here to make friends.

 

[alyyx216]

The above person is very hard working, wakes up at 6 every morning works 12 hours a day and donates most of his winnings.

The person above is an upstanding citizen who makes their parents proud.

They don’t jerk off more than necessary, prefer vanilla porn, and are here to make friends.

 

[alexusbiru]

The above person is very hard working, wakes up at 6 every morning works 12 hours a day and donates most of his winnings.

The above person currently holds the record for being the only person to ever lose a game of hide-and-seek to his own shadow.

 

[888selen]

The above person has excellent taste in posts and deserves an upvote.

 

[jummipulli]

The above person has excellent taste in posts and deserves an upvote.

The Person above has never eaten their veggies.

 

[MrTed]

The above person blew an entire paycheck on gacha pulls for the latest idol mobile game

 

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the person above is a white man with an 11" willy

 

[Dumb Skank]

the person above me doesn't have any skin

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me is the Muffin Man who lives on Drury Lane.

 

[JunpeiDaMan]

The person above me is wanted in multiple states for tax evasion citing them as "i was just doing a little trolling your honor"

 

[RedTop88]

The person above me is the talk of the town, while out and about wearing his 'Squippers' (moccasins made of complete squirrel skins - tail and all)

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me speaks exclusively in third person.

This is fun :>

 

[Tripod70]

MadKingLear2 was seen last week peeking in the ladies loo window​

 

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the 6 people above me were caught canning dolphin meat & labelling it as tuna

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[Republican Bear]

Those seven posters above me are lying it's not dolphin meat, and as stated in commercials it's called the chicken of the sea.

 

[MadKingLear2]

The person above me tried to tuna piano, and now it smells funny.

 

[MaxCrushnod]

The person above me once tried to charge their phone by putting it in the freezer because they thought it would “cool down faster and gain energy” that way.

 

[highstr]

The person above me is in favour of the UK's purposed law to ban any sort of simulated incest in porn/porngames/hentai etc...

 

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the 3 people above me are all named Bob, all live in the same studio apartment & have the same parents